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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
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Geekiness in Love: High

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Tip of my geek-boy hat to California Girl for the quiz...

posted by Michael at 5/31/2005 12:46:00 PM | |

50 Book Challenge Update
Continuing the 50 Book Challenge...

6. Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus by Orson Scott Card
I've enjoyed Card's historical novels based on characters from the Bible and his SF novels. So, you'd think a combination of the those in an alternate history story about Christopher Columbus would pretty much be can't miss, right? Yeah, not to so much. I liked what Card was trying to do in his story about C0lumbus and his motivation for exploring and finding the New World, but the book never quite caught my attention in the way other works by Card has. This was not the page-turner I'd hoped it would be.

5. The Breaker by Minette Walters
Outside of Elizabeth George, I'd have to say Minette Walters is my favorite mystery writer currently publishing. The Breakers is one of her earlier works and one that I really enjoyed. Two boys discover the body of a nude woman washed up on shore. Later her young daughter turns up by the side of the road alone. Turns out the woman was raped and then killed and the daughter abandonded. One of the things I love about a good mystery is when you have a good gallery of suspects--all of them with a very good motivation for taking out the victim. And in this, Walters delivers. She also creates some good characters over the course of the story. And there are red herrings left and right. While this is not one of her best--I think Fox Evil and Shape of Snakes are in that category--this one is still worth the time.

4. An Unsuitable Job for a Woman by P.D. James
I've tried to get into P.D. James' mysteries in the past and always walked away from them less than excited. But, yet I keep plugging away. And I'm glad I did, finding this little gem. Cordelia Gray inherits a detective agency when her boss passees away and is hired to find out why a rich, young gentleman killed himself. Intriguing and suspenseful as Cordelia slowly gets closer to finding out who done it and invites danger upon herself. Turns out it's not suicide but murder and the reasoning all makes good sense. The best P.D. James novel I've read so far.

3. A Study in Scarlet/The Sign of Four by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The first two stories that introduced the world's most famous consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes. A Study in Scarlet is an intriguing beginning though you can tell its one of Doyle's first efforts in writing. We meet Holmes and Watson and see him solve a case. A lot of the story takes place in a flashback that explains the current mystery. So, that is a bit frustrating if you're looking to see Holmes in action. But I can see why Holmes caused such a sensation when this novel was first published and why his popularity endures to this day. The Sign of Four is a better Holmes story and feels more like a Holmes story than A Study in Scarlet. We really see Holmes come into his own here and some of the character quirks that make Holmes Holmes appear here.

2. The Valley of Fear by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The fourth Sherlock Holmes novel and probably the least well known. That said, it's still a great story and one that may be underrated by fans out there. I'd argue there is more of what makes a good Sherlock Holmes story here than in Hound of the Baskervilles. We certainly see more of Holmes directly involved in the story and solving puzzles than we do in Hound. The story does feature a flashback to explain the current mystery and the continuity of the Holmes canon comes into huge question here with the explanation that Moriarty is behind this, thus making it dubious that Watson has never heard of him later in the chronology. But looking past all of that, the story is a good one and the flashback is well written and entertaining.

1. Sleeping Beauty by Phillip Margolin
This is the equivalent of a summer blockbuster at the movies--it's just best if you turn our brain off and just go with it. And it starts off so well. Ashley Spencer is a junior in high school and seems to have it all--great family, standout soccer player, boyfreind, friends, all of it. Until one night, her home is invaded by a killer who takes out her dad and her best friend. Ashley then decides to go to a private school to try and move on and her mom is killed and the dean who was nice to her put into a coma. Turns out the alleged killer is a teacher on campus--a former best selling author who is teaching creative writing. He has apparently written a novel in which the crimes are detailed, thus once Ashley sees him over her mother's body with a bloody knife and this evidence comes into play, he's suspected of being the killer. The killer is captured but then escapes custody and so Ashley drops out of school and goes into hiding. And this all happens before the midway point of the book. Then, we get a whole lot of revelations that come out of left field and make you go, "No, but seriously..." as the pages turn along, each one more dramatic and implausible than the last. Again, if you turn the brain off and just go with the story, you're going to feel a lot better about this. And the identity of the real killer and the resolution to the serial killer aspect of the novel....well, I won't give it away, but it's pretty much a huge disappointment. The twist and turns of the story come so far out of left field and get no set-up that I was left not turning the pages in a desire to see who the real killer was but to see just how absurd the next plot twist could be.

0. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover
I bought the novelization of the movie a month or so ago and was very good about not reading it until after I went to see the movie. In a way I'm glad I'm did, but in a way I'm sorry I didn't read it first. It helps fill in some gaps in the movie better. For one thing, it's easier to understand the internal conflict that leads Anakin to the Dark Side here. Also there are a few more establishing scenes of characters and their motivations here that help make things a bit more crystal clear as to why things have to happen the way they do. This novelization did what a good novelization should do--made me want to go back and re-watch the movie with the understanding of what unfolded in the story here. Stover does an interesting thing--he will take a pause in the action to examine who the characters are at that moment. One of the best is the early examination of the hero status Anakin and Obi Wan have achieved in the course of the war and how they're seen as the calvary almost when thinks look bleak. It makes Anakin's fall to the dark side that much more tragic as the book unfolds.

Well, that completes 50 books...but I will keep on counting what I've read beyond the fifty.

posted by Michael at 5/31/2005 09:53:00 AM | |

A Music Meme
Becky over at April Fool tagged me with this a couple of days ago.

Total volume of music files on my computer.
Just a couple of CDs that I've converted to .mp3s so I can listen to them while I work. Probably less than 100 total songs.

The last CD I bought was
Beauty Has Grace by Jaci Valesquez

Song playing right now
Southern Air by Ray Stevens (with special guest stars Jerry Clower and Minnie Pearl)

Five songs I listen to a lot or that mean a lot to me LATELY (I go through phases)
Rocky Top (if you really wonder why, just check out the name of this blog)
The original Star Trek theme by Alexander Courage (the original and ALWAYS the best!)
I Need You by Jars of Clay
Speak to Me by Rebecca St James
You're Here by Sixpence None the Richer

Five albums I can listen to over and over from start to finish - Greatest Hits don't count
John Williams Conducts John Williams - The Star Wars Trilogy
The Way We Are - Fleming and John
Transform - Rebecca St James
No Fences - Garth Brooks
The Voice - Russell Watson

Which 5 people are you passing this baton to
Barry, Logtar, Karen, Stacy and Chuck

posted by Michael at 5/31/2005 07:56:00 AM | |
Monday, May 30, 2005
Family.
Back in August, I posted about my mother's side of the family and our tradition of getting together on the first weekend of August every year for our family reunion.

Of course, being family, we do get together for other reasons as well. One thing I've learned over the years--when the chips are down, I can count on my family to be there. I've seen them turn out in force for funerals to support one another during times of crisis. We've supported each other through the years in all types of life situations--from births to deaths and everything in between. I can honestly say I'd have never stayed sane the past couple of years were it not for my family (and some very close friends out there who are family as well). I am sometimes just amazed at how strong and close my family.

This past weekend, the family got together for a big celebration. One of the cousins from my generation, Kara, got married. Actually, she's been married since November when she and her husband Adam decided to elope while in Hawaii. But, they decided to have a Catholic wedding ceremony and a reception for the family to attend this weekend.

As usual, family turned out in full force, ready to celebrate, catch up and have a good time. Oh yeah--and eat. If there is one thing my family knows how to do well, it's eat. (Of course, the flip side of that is--just about everyone in the family is a GREAT cook, so it's not like eating is really all that hard to do or so terrible a thing!) And eat we did. We had dinner Saturday night, a big ol lunch Sunday. As my cousin Randy kept saying, "This is my last big meal this weekend."

I swear, I am going to have to swim an extra mile each day this week to work off the calories. But darn, it was all good. And that doesn't even cover the food at the reception...

We had several family members stay down with us in Smyrna and it was a pleasure to catch-up with them, rib each other a bit about various sports rivallries (my cousins Randy and Jenny were on opposite sides of the big Yankees/Red Sox series). I heard the latest stories of cousins who couldn't make it--including the my favorite cousin Pam has a serious enough boyfriend to bring to the reunion this August. (You only bring a significant other to the reunion if you're planning on marrying them). Jenny, her sister, asked Ben, Randy and I to do the big brother thing and make sure he passed inspection. I said he should bring his last three year's tax returns and list of charitable contributions so we can make sure he can support Pam when and if they start a family.

Our generation--we're the third generation--was proud that we had the largest showing of the family at the wedding. We had 20 of the 32 members there (there were 34 but we lost two to cystic fibrosis). It's also kind of bittersweet to see the members of the first generation slowly dwindle down. But it's great that we can get together each year and share memories of them.

Of course, having all of us together, we had to get a picture. Now, you'd think it's be easy to do, but getting 20 people together for a picture ranging in age from one to the early 40s and looking all the right direction at the same time...honestly, it's a bit like herding cats.


Just some of my "generation" of cousins. Posted by Hello

We had a good time. Shoot, they even played YMCA which I danced to--sorry, no pictures of that. Also, Jenny and I helped Gracelyn and some other cousins to dance out on the floor to "Staying Alive." It's sad when your three-year old niece has more rhythm than you ever weel, though she did enjoy spinning around.

The only regret I had was that after the wedding and reception, some family gathered at Susan's just to hang out. I had to cut out early as I had to work today. (Don't ask, I'm still pretty miffed about it). I am also a bit annoyed since while working I'm missing a family BBQ at my parent's house and another chance to just catch up with family and enjoy their company.

But, I just keep reminding myself that I will get to see them all again in August. I have to say that I'm looking forward to it.

posted by Michael at 5/30/2005 02:30:00 PM | |

Things in the News That Caught My Attention
Ford Resigns Senate
Senator John Ford turned in his resignation from the state Senate Saturday. In the letter, Ford said he intended to spend his time now "working to clear his name." My first thought was guaranteed that Ford was going to have a long life because the list of allegations against him just continues to grow day by day. Then, The Tennesseean reported this morning that Ford faced the potential of being ousted from the Sentate by his collegues. So, I guess he decided to quit before he got fired. Also, reading the new allegations of bribary and corruption against Ford, it makes me think again that we've only seen the tip of the iceberg in how far his corruption and double dealing goes.

Vols to host regional
The Tennessee Vols baseball team got the news yesterday that they would play host to a regional round of the NCAA college baseball tournament this weekend. The three other teams they will face in the regional will be announced this morning. SEC teams will host three other regionals--Florida, LSU, Mississippi. Meanwhile, Vanderbilt continues to whine about how they could be shut out of the NCAA tournament. Again--all you had to do was win ONE game to get in the SEC Tournament and pretty much seal an NCAA bid for yourselves. You couldn't do that, so quit your complaining!

Lady Vol Softball Team Headed to College World Series


Tennessee's Brittany Bessho, center, hugs pitcher Monica Abbott and Tonya Callahan joins the celebration as UT beats Stanford.

The Lady Vols softball team wrapped up a berth in the softball college world series this past weekend, by winning their super regional. Congratulations to them and good luck in the series!

posted by Michael at 5/30/2005 09:47:00 AM | |
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Our wacky world
Yesterday's Tennessean had a front page story about a 34-year old mother who hired a stripper for her 16 year old son's birthday party. A Davidson County jury indicted her for contributing to the deliquency of a minor, among other things.

Couple of things that struck me about this article .

1. Mom had to call around to several agencies to find one that would send a stripper to a 16-year old's birthday paryt

2. They paid the stripper (who goes by the stage name "Sassy") extra to fully strip. In fact, some of the teenage guys took up a collection at the party for this. This is actually what got them in trouble. Photos were taken and sent for development at a nearby drug store. The drugstore staff turned them over to the police. (As my good friend Leslie, who worked at a Walgreens in high school says, "If you're gonna take the naked pictures, it's time to go digital."

3. -Mom seems to think there's NOTHING wrong with this. Here are just a few of the things she said...
"It's a bunch of bull," Anette Pharris, 34, said yesterday afternoon in an interview at her east Nashville home. "I tried to do something special for my son. It didn't harm him."

From the family's front porch, which sits on a small street off Dickerson Pike near Hart Lane, her children have witnessed prostitutes with customers, people injecting drugs, smoking crack and doing other misdeeds. A naked woman was nothing to get upset about, Pharris said.

"Age is just a number," she said. "My son is very mature."

After nearly choking on my Rice Krispies laughing at some of the quotes in the article, I had to admit I felt it was really kind of sad. Sure, in the short term it seems like--hey, cool parent! But in the long run, there is not telling what kind of lack of moral example or leadership Mom is setting for her son. And the fact that there was apparently a house full of adults there, including someone that is referred to as "grandpa" and no one thought this was in any way a bad idea.

Of course, I will say this.

When I lived out in California, the high school I attended for one year was built around a central, outdoor courtyard. In fact, all the classrooms opened to outdoor hallways. One day during lunch, a "policeman" came to the school and began to do his show. Seems it was a young lady's birthday and her friends had hired a stripper for her to come during lunch time. The "officer" got his shirt off before he was escorted off by the principle and later got to take a ride downtown with a real police offer.

It's a strange world we live in...

posted by Michael at 5/29/2005 02:30:00 PM | |

Swimsuit Spectacular: Weekend Special
A special weekend edition swimsuit photo for all of you out there. This one is of CMT VeeJay, Katie Cook. It was taken at one of the Y's here in Nashville.

I've actual swum laps in the pool in the background. Never while Ms. Cook was there, mind you....


Katie Cook of CMT fame. Posted by Hello


posted by Michael at 5/29/2005 01:51:00 PM | |
Friday, May 27, 2005
Swimsuit Edition Day 5
Well, it's almost the end of the Big Orange Michael Swimsuit Edition Week. The outdoor pools are scheduled to open tomorrow (please no rain, please no rain!). So, in celebration of that, I offer not one but two photos today for you viewing pleasure.


Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard


Country Singer Elizabeth Cook


Have a great weekend and a great Memorial Day!

posted by Michael at 5/27/2005 03:30:00 PM | |

Operation Tennessee Waltz
The day after the arrests in relation for Operation Tennesse Waltz and there's a wealth of coverage in the media about it. The Tennesseean and The Nashville City Paper have in-depth coverage, as I'm sure do all the other television and radio outlets in town. (I'm also sure there is a wealth of coverage, opinions and analysis in The Rocky Top Brigade as well as in the Nashville is Talking blog)

Reading, listening to and watching the coverage has only reinforced the perception that Senator John Ford of Memphis is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. He allegedly took $55,000 in bribe money for a sting corporation in order to influence Tennessee legislation. Heaven only knows how much more he money he took from other sources, though I have a feeling we may find out in the coming days and weeks.

But, for having taken all this money, Ford can't afford a lawyer, according to an article in The Tennessean.
The senator is likely to ask for a public defender to handle the criminal case because he cannot afford a lawyer otherwise, said Ford's civil attorney, Martin Grusin.
So let me see if I've got this. Ford has been accused of taking bribes up to $55,000. This is in addition to the reports that Ford wrote off large chunks of his daughter's wedding from his campaing funds. And once again, he wants the tax payers to pay for his defense in this case?!? I know that under the law Ford is entitled to a fair trial, but surely the man can afford a lawyer.

Of course, I guess if he hires the best legal council money can buy, he'd have to reveal where he's hidden all the money he took in bribes, which would kind of damage his defense.

I hate to say it, but as news of this gets out, it makes Tennessee the laughing stock of the nation. Do you realize that 10% of the Tennessee legislative body was led away in handcuffs yesterday under this? How's that for an unhealthy dose of reality slapping your firmly in the face? I mean, this is the type of thing I could see happening in New Jersey, New York, Chicago in the 30's. But not in Tennessee. It's an embarassment to us as a state.

Of course, one good thing that has come out of it is that pundits on both sides are lining up, calling for better ethics legislation. And while I think this is a good thing, I also have to wonder if it's not more a case of closing the barn door after the horse has escaped.

posted by Michael at 5/27/2005 10:30:00 AM | |

Doctor Who: The Empty Child
A couple of weeks ago, I noted that "Aliens of London" was trying desperately to come up with a indelible, defining, memorable moment that would be forever burned into the hearts and minds of the new fans of Doctor Who. And while the story was full of memorable images such as aliens in Downing Street, a spacecraft hurtling over London and Big Ben destroyed by an alien ship, I'm not sure how successful the story was in creating one single, memorable, defining moment.

This week with "The Empty Child" the new Doctor Who created its first defining, memorable moment. If you saw the episode, you know what I’m talking about—the image of Doctor Constantine's face being transformed into a gas mask. It was dark, it was scary and it was exactly the type of moment that defines Doctor Who as Doctor Who. It's an image that could come right out of a 70s Robert Holmes serial in which the things that we perceive as safe and every day become horrifying, scary and potentially lethal.

It was just one of those great Doctor Who moments.

And the best part is—it was in one heck of a great Doctor Who episode.

As I said back with "Aliens of London" it's hard to judge the overall impact of the story here because it's part one of two. We have yet to see where all these events will go and how they will play out. But based on the strength of the first half, I think we're in for a treat with part two.

"The Empty Child" is probably the most slowly unfolding of any of the new Who stories to date. It's slow to unfold, keeping its secrets guarded. It doesn't sacrifice story for atmosphere but it does create atmosphere in droves. It's interesting that the story takes place at night. In many ways, it's like a nightmare slowly unfolding on screen. Taken against the backdrop of London in World War II, the story slowly reveals its secrets, taking time to allow the Doctor piece things together himself. We also get to have some time to get to develop Rose a bit and learn some of the background of Captain Jack. And yet, there was never a moment where I wanted the story to speed up. The tension built well over the 41 minutes of screen time, building to a cliffhanger that left me wanting to know how they got out of it and to wonder just where the story would go next.

In short, "The Empty Child" felt solidly like some of the classic stories of the original Doctor Who in all the right ways. Those stories were built on creating characters and a strong sense of atmosphere. "The Empty Child" felt the most Robert Holmes-like of any of the new Who stories to date—even "Rose" which was little more than an homage to Holmes’ great "Spearhead from Space."

The story had an almost mesmerizing like quality to it. It had the quality of a bad dream, slowly developing a sense of tension and dread, yet the feeling that you just couldn’t look away from the screen.

It's easily the best episode since "Dalek" and it's in the running for the best of the season in my mind. After "Dalek" I thought there was no way the new Doctor Who could top itself. But with "The Empty Child" it may have done that—not by being new-fangled, but by dwelling on what it was that made the original Who so great. Of course, I am reserving my final judgment on this until I see the second half of the story. It could all be great set-up without the payoff we all want or deserve. But based on the strength of what we got here, I'm hopeful for how part two will unfold.

Part of what made it successful was the world building. Again, I think that being two parts helped because it allowed the story to slow down and set up the environment and the historical setting. Seeing the Doctor slowly figure out when he and Rose have landed was nicely done. To see Rose hanging by a thread over the German blitz was nice and to establish the character and back story for Captain Jack was a nice touch. It's a story that dolls out information in unexpected ways—such as the revelation that it was the girl who was getting food for all the street children in London's brother who had died right after the crash of the alien spacecraft to the establishing of the idea that everyone infected by whatever turned our face into a gas mask had the same cut on their hand and the same symptoms. The phones ringing at various places—including the TARDIS phone—was also a nice touch. It helped create the feeling that you could run but you couldn't hide. At first, it was a mystery that slowly built into a scary, tension filled point, leading to the Doctor and Rose surrounded by the infected and the Doctor admonishing everyone to not let them be touched.

Certainly by having it be two parts, we get a chance for the story to take a breath, take its time and create something unique. And the cliffhanger did what a good one should do—left us wanting more and eager to see how the story continued to unfold. The build up to it felt natural and it was a well-place one. It never felt like it was out of left field or forced onto the story by time constraints as can be the case in some of the classic Who serials.

In short, "The Empty Child" is the most Robert Holmes-like story of the new series. It’s dark, it’s atmospheric, it’s scary and it’s damn entertaining. I can't wait to see how things conclude with "The Doctor Dances."

And kudos to the BBC for not airing the scenes from next week until after the closing credits and with a SPOILER warning.

posted by Michael at 5/27/2005 09:33:00 AM | |

Aloha Friday
Would you consider yourself to be introverted or extroverted?
It honestly depends on my comfort level . If I'm comfortable in the situation, I can be extremely extroverted. If I am outside my comfort zone I can be a bit more introverted. But I'd have to honestly say that most of the time, I'm more introverted though the movng about growing up helped me to learn how to get outside the comfort zone and be more extroverted as needed.

What kinds of calendars do you own?
Let's see--I've got the Star Trek: Ships of the Line, Star Trek Page-a-Day, Closer to Home Page-a-Day and my University of Tennessee football calendars.

Spread the spirit of blogaloha...what blog should we visit this week?
This week, visit the fun that is MemePool.

posted by Michael at 5/27/2005 08:33:00 AM | |
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Swimsuit Edition Day 4
Continuing the countdown to the outdoor pool opening this weekend....


It's a swimsuit..and it's orange! How can you go wrong?

Hey, it is a swimsuit! What more do you want? LOL

OK, here the swimsuit is being worn by Olympic gold medalist Natalie Coughlin.


Olympic gold medalist Natalie Coughlin


posted by Michael at 5/26/2005 03:14:00 PM | |

Operation Tennessee Waltz
The press conference is over and here's what we know from an article on News Channel Five on-line.

According to the indictments, the suspects were accused of violating the Hobbs Act, which is a type of extortion, and of taking bribes to use their offices to help a company do business in Tennessee.

According to the FBI, the lawmakers accepted bribed from an undercover electronics company to sponsor legislation that would have helped the company make money.

Ford was accused of accepting $55,000; Crutchfield was accused of taking $12,000; Bowers was accused of taking $11,500; Newton was accused of accepting $4,500, and Dixon was accused of taking $9,500.

Ford was also accused of threatening a witness in connection with the investigation.

The investigation, dubbed Tennessee Waltz, took two years, FBI officials said. The investigation was conducted by the Memphis and Knoxville FBI offices. Nashville and Chattanooga agents were also involved.

Some searches were conducted in the Capitol Building in Nashville.

News Channel Five also had .pdf files of all the indictments on their web site.

There is on-going coverage in many blogs around the state and various other media outlets. Two good sources for round-ups and links to all the coverage are Nashville is Talking and No Silence Here. Also, I'm sure members of the Rocky Top Brigade will have a lot of reaction and dicussion about this topic.

This whole thing just sounds messy and I wonder if we've yet seen the tip of the iceberg on this whole situation.

posted by Michael at 5/26/2005 11:43:00 AM | |

This just in...
Four Tennessee lawmakers have been arrested by federal agents. No word yet on why they were arrested or what the charges are.

Those taken into custody are:
  • Sen. Ward Crutchfield, D-Chattanooga
  • Sen. John Ford, D-Memphis
  • Sen. Kathryn Bowers, D-Memphis
  • Rep. Chris Newton, R-Cleveland.
A press conference is due to be held by the Attorney General at 11 a.m. that will outline the charges. Hallorin Hilton Hill is reporting that they were arrested on sealed indictments handed down by a judge in Memphis and there could be more arrests to come.

Not really a huge shock that Ford was taken into custody. I wonder if this arrest has to do with all his travel and parties at the tax-payer's expense that have dominated the news the past few weeks.

No Silence Here has a lot of links out to the breaking story.

FURTHER UPDATE: The Nashville City Paper has some details on charges.
The four were arrested under the federal Hobbs Act, which covers extortion by the wrongful use of actual or threatened force, violence, or fear.

The arrests apparently involve a bill sponsored in the House by Newton and in the Senate by Crutchfield and Ford that involved the sale of surplus computers and electronic equipment.
News Channel Three in Memphis is reporting three more arrests.
  • Roscoe Dixon (a former state senator)
  • Barry Myer (an associate of Dixon's)
  • Charles Love.
There are also rumors the mayor of Memphis may be implicated in all of this as well. There are also reports that another person is being pursued for arrest.

posted by Michael at 5/26/2005 10:03:00 AM | |

TV Round-Up
It's the last TV Round-Up of sweeps. And it's about two "huge season finales." I'm going to be a bit different this week and start with..

Alias: Before the Flood
Apprently the combination of the tainted water and the sub-sonic sound from the red ball thingy makes everyone go 28 Days Later. Everyone turns into zombies who are all lethal killing machine. Was it just me or was anyone else reminded of the first South Park Halloween episode when an accidental mixing of embalming fluid and woistershire sauce created zombies that took over the town? Seriously, that makes about as much damn sense as this whole Rimbaldi thing.

The thing was internally this episode was insanely inconsistent. In an early scene, we see that it takes Syd and Nadia a couple of dozen bullets from a sub-machine gun to take down the zombie people. Yet later in the episode, Zombie Nadia (tm) is taken down by a single bullet from Slaone. What?!? To make matters worse, we hear about how the zombies kill any living person they get their hands on but yet when Nadia is attacked by a pack of them, she somehow survives because...what? She's part of the prophecy? The script writers just got lazy? This is why Alias is so frustrating to watch.

Among other things.

You know, for someone bent on world domination Elena Derevko ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Follow me here--Sloane betrayed APO and the CIA to help her out. Sloane seems to change loyalties with the changing of the wind, but yet Elena is somehow surprised that he betrays her, selling her out to help the APO gang. Who didn't see that one coming about a mile away? About the only thing that didn't happen was Elena trying to claim to somehow be Nadia's mother, which I fully expected to have happen at some point.

And then we get the cliffhanger. Or as I call it--you've got to be kidding me moment! It's set up early on by Irina when she tells Vaughn--you should tell Syd your deep, dark secret so you don't end up like Jack and I did. Then, we get to the final moments, driving in the car and Vaughn drops a bomb. "By the way, I'm not really named Vaughn and.." and then a crash happens. Wait, wait, wait....now, I like a good cliffhanger as much as the next person, but I want one that actually makes a lick of sense. So, Vaughn is really Michael Vaughn but is...who? Hobert T Foswerth insurance salesman from Sioux City? How the hell did the CIA let him come to work for him all these years if he wasn't Michael Vaughn? What--he just changed his name mid-stream and they went along with that? Also, I got the impression that Jack knew Vaughn before now, so wouldn't Jack know something and have SAID SOMETHING before now? Also, why did Vaughn try to find his father--also named Vaughn!--for much of this season? Was that just a useless plotline to get Michael Vartan away from Jennifer Garner due to their break-up and complete lack of tension on screen? This cliffhanger is just as bad as the one on Enterprise last year with evil Nazi aliens that they pulled out of their collective rears. I know that Alias wants to get some buzz going into the fifth season and a new tough time slot, but come on! This is just too much, guys! And I bet we start off much of season five with Vaughn in a coma and Syd trying to find the answers to his read identity, which will turn out he's actually a guy named Anakin who gets seduced to the Dark Side when Syd gets pregnant and he starts having visions of her death and desparately wants to save her...oh wait, that was another, better movie.

Seriously, I'm thinking about breaking up with Alias. I think it just may be time for me to let it go and focus my energies on another show or pursue a new TV-show relationship. I'm going to think about this over the summer (I sure as hell won't be watching repeats of this season) and see where I'm at in the fall when the fifth season rolls around.

Espeically when there are much better shows out there such as...

Lost: Exodus, Part 2
About halfway through last nights' big two hour finale, a family member looked over at me and said, "So, when is all this resolution going to start happening?"

I scoffed, pointing out they'd never watched The X-Files much because if they had, they'd know you can never fully resolve an on-going story like you have on Lost (Unless of course you're Veronica Mars or Buffy). Instead, you're going to get one or two resolutions of smaller mysteries and a whole lot of new questions that come up. It's just the way season finales work.

And Lost did not disappoint there.

So, we find out that the Others are not interested in Claire's demon-child, but instead want Walt. Which I pretty much figured out early on in the story and this came as no huge shock to me. And Sawyer apparently got shot and is in the ocean, bleeding, which can't be good for Jin and Michael right now. (And for Saywer too, for that matter). So, I wonder how much of next season will be spent trying to resuce Walt from the clutches of the Others, assuming they can find them.

Meanwhile, the hatch is opened to reveal a long tunnel with a ladder leading to...well, we just don't know? We'll have to wonder about that until next season. (What?!? You expected to find something significant out?) It does make me wonder just what is on the other end of that ladder, how long it is and how long it will take our heroes to climb down it (obviously not Hurley as he seemed pretty addled to see the numbers on the outside of the hatch).

Also, we find out that Daniella's agenda was not to help our heroes so much as to help herself get Alex back. Which brings up the question--why did they take Alex? And then it also makes me still wonder if Daniella isn't one of the others who was banished when she had Alex or for some other reason. It seems as if she played into their plans a bit too well for her to have been a rogue element on the island.

We did get to see a glimpse of part of the monster, though we found out tantalizing little more about it. Except that Locke is not in any way afraid of it. In fact, he wanted to be taken by it down the hole for whatever reason. And was it just the music or did it seem to anyone else like we heard the sound of a chain pulling when Locke was drug through the jungle? Also, it's interesting that Jack sees a power struggle coming and is already making alliances for that day. The scene where he says they're going to have a Locke problem after getting the hatch open and if Kate has his back was a good one. As was the scene between Locke and Jack about the how's and why's they're all on the island. Locke's contention that he is a man of faith and that Boone had to be sacrificed for the greater destiny of everyone was a bit on the chilling side. What exactly is Locke's game and how much does he know? Also, I still have to wonder if he wants to be rescued from the island. After all, if he goes back, presumbably he'll be put back in a wheel chair, working for a box company.

I will have to say this--poor ol' Artz. Brought into the series in order to give two science lessons and then get blown up. Poor guy. (Though his comment about how there were 40 other survivors on the island, but no one seemed to care about that was a riot).

And why did we spend a long scene last week with Michelle Rodiguez's character only to have he NOT SHOW UP AT ALL here?!? I kept scratching my head going--huh? Where is she? Why can't have more of her. I figured we'd find out she was on the other side of the island, basically in the role that Jack is to the survivors we've come to know over the course of this season. They made it far too obvious a plot point set up to drop the ball like they did here. I can't believe that Rodriguez would take the time to fly to Hawaii and back for what amounted to little more than a cameo on the show. There has to be more to it than this and I can only hope that next year we'll see her character come back.

Was it just me or were there a lot of commericals in this one? It seemed as if every five minutes we cut to progressively longer commercials breaks. And the funniest part was that Good Morning America advertised having a Lost cut scene in this morning's show. My response: Yeah, if you'd not had this commerical, we could have had time for it.

Also, I did get a bit irritated with the extended everyone gets on the plane scene in the final five minutes when we could have been, oh I don't know, looking in the hatch!!!

So, we have some answers, but not many. Not nearly as many as I think a lot of us hoped for. But then again, I went in not expecting a whole lot of big, huge, earthshattering answers. I think it addressed a few issues and gave the series some direction to follow leading into next year. And none of the cliffhangers felt forced in any way (unlike Alias). I know one thing--it's gonna be a long, hot summer waiting to see what happens next. And I have to admit, I can't wait to see where it all goes from here.

posted by Michael at 5/26/2005 07:47:00 AM | |
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Swimsuit Edition Day 3
Continuing the countdown to the pool opening this weekend. Enjoy!


Ready to hit the pool. Posted by Hello


posted by Michael at 5/25/2005 03:42:00 PM | |

"They're real and they're spectacular."
Apparently, the price tag for all the world to find out what Jerry so depsarately wanted to know in the famous episode "The Implants" is $10 million. According to several reports, that is the amount it would take for Teri Hatcher (of late of Desparate Housewives fame) to reveal all for Playboy.

Posted by Hello
Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Above is a famous photo from the early days of the Internet. For those of you who don't remember, Teri played Lois on the hit series Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. When Lois and Clark was on, I was a big fan of her and the show (well, at least until the middle of the third season when it jumped the shark spectacularily, but that's a whole other story) This photo came out while I was in college and I remember getting an AOL account just long enough to download this photo and then cancel it (it was only available on AOL for a while). I was even such a devoted fan that I watched Ms. Hatcher in such movies as The Cool Surface, Heaven's Prisoner and her turns as a Bond girl in Tomorrow Never Dies.

I've yet to see an epiosde of Desparate Housewives, though. I missed the first couple and just never have found the time to catch up or get into it.

I find it interesting that Ms. Hatcher has put the price tag of $10 million on the possibilty of being in Playboy. Why? Because two of three movies I mention above feature her doing nudity. In fact, Heaven's Prisoners features full frontal nudity. (There was quite a hubbub about it in the on-line Lois and Clark fan community at the time). I can see how The Cool Surface would be out there, lurking around on video and DVD before she hit it bit. But Heavens Prisoners was made during the height of Lois and Clark's popularity when she was a pretty big name. In fact, I remember a lot of articles in which she defended her choice for doing the full frontal nude scene (if you've seen the film, you may remember it doesn't really actually ADD that much to the movie from a plot standpoint. It's not a bad movie, per se. It's actually rather good) .

But I guess you become a "hot" star and you can name your own price. That is, assuming Hugh Hefner is rushing to the phone to call, which based on the fact that you can rent both films or find screen captures from each one on the Internet doesn't seem all that likely. I guess what I'm saying here is--Teri, we all know they're real and based on what I've seen, we all can agree they're spectacular.

posted by Michael at 5/25/2005 03:00:00 PM | |

Lost Season 1 Finale Tonight
The first season of Lost concludes tonight with the big two-hour season finale event. The finale promises to answer some of the questions that have been swirlling all season (though I'd be willing to bet not as many as we'd like them to answer) and to create new questions heading into next season. It also promises a cliffhanger that will keep us wondering all summer long--what happens next? If you want some more nuggets of info on the season finale, TV Guide On-Line's Insider has a conversation with the producers in which they drop a few big SPOILERific hints about what will happen this evening.

If you're not wanting to have the episode SPOILed, you can surf over to MSN and read this article about the locations used on Oahu to film Lost. It even includes a map so that if you should visit Oahu, you can go on the tour of the locations of Lost. (Maybe you'll get a glimpse of Kate....)

Hanauma Bay Posted by Hello

Having lived in Hawaii when I was in preschool through second grade (I remember seeing them filming Magnum P.I. while we driving out to Bellows Beach a couple of times) and then visiting there a couple of times when my parents were stationed there in the mid 90's I've had fun this year looking for things I recognize on the show. The only one I've been really sure I've actually seen is last week, when the expedition to find the Black Rock went around a cliff face. Turns out it, it's the walk out to the famous Toilet Bowl at Hanauma Bay. (Thanks to Becky for confirming this for me. Also, Becky recognized one of the locations used a few weeks ago in this post on her blog)


The Toilet Bowl before it fills up... Posted by Hello

The Toilet Bowl filled Posted by Hello

If you look at the photo of the Toilet Bowl above, you can see the rock face where they filmed some of last week's episode. It's in the top middle of the frame.

And for those of you who have missed the greatness that is Lost (I'm looking at your Barry), your chance to catch up starts next week when ABC is going to run the series from the beginning on Wednesdays at 10 p.m. EST. Also, there's the DVD release of season one in September just about the time season two kicks off.

posted by Michael at 5/25/2005 10:34:00 AM | |

Softball Update
Last night, our team got back on the winning track, sweeping our double header. The first game was kind of close--we squandered a nine run lead in the bottom of the fourth, only to get two runs in the top of the fifth and hold on for a 15-14 win. (We have got to work on the whole strategy of giving up a run to get an out when you're up by four or more) We then proceede to blow open the second game, winning 13-3 by the mercy rule after four.

Once again, the officiating for the league was just absolutely the WORST I have ever seen. Case in point--I'm up at bat, and the ball is heading for my head. So, I'm thinking "Ball" and have to PULL BACK so it won't HIT ME IN THE HEAD! The ump calls out "Strike three!" and ends the inning. All I can say is, it's good Gracelyn and Davis were there to watch the game or else Uncle Michael would have probably said something to the umpire he'd have regretted later. The thing was, this guy had no consistency. The strike zone changed from pitch to pitch. I also observed that if you got up on the count 2-0, the next ball, regardless of where it was pitched was a strike.

So, my last time up at bat, I got up to bat, determined to at least make contact and not be sent off to the bench again in abject humilation. I did get a single, but later got forced out at second on a slow grounder to the short stop.

Sorry to all of you who have me on your fantasy softball team. My stats are not quite up there like I want them to be. I'll see what I can do to help y'all out in the coming week.

posted by Michael at 5/25/2005 07:47:00 AM | |
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Swimsuit Edition Day 2
Today for your viewing pleasure, I offer not one but three women in swimsuits for the big lead-up to the start of swimsuit season this weekend.

The picture in question comes from this week's Nashville Scene's summer preview issue.


Artist and renaissance sisters Casey (photographer), Delaney and Jenny (Hatch Show Print goddesses) Gill making art at Cheekwood. Posted by Hello


posted by Michael at 5/24/2005 03:54:00 PM | |

The wide, wide world of sports
Boy, the Titans are not having a good off-season this year. And I'm not just talking about having the dark day a few months ago when we lost a whole lot of veteran players to the salary cap limitations.

No, I'm talking off the field.

Seems Tyrone Calico--our best hope to replace Derrick Mason at wide-receiver--was pulled over last week and charged with public indecency. Allegedly, Calico was unclothed in the backseat of his SUV with an 18-year old woman.

This is the third such incident in as many months off the field for a player in the Titans organization. Seriously--are we trying to rival the Dallas Cowboys from the mid 90s in terms of arrest? Certainly, I'd be all for emulating them in that winning three Super Bowls in four years category, but this is not how we want to emulate them.

You know that Jeff Fisher and company have just got to be tearing their hair out of at Baptist Sports Park (training facility for the Titans). When the news should be about mini-camp and how Steve McNair is doing, making his comeback or speculation of trading for Travis Henry (my thought on this--just make the deal. Chris Brown has yet to show he can go a whole year and Buffalo only wants a third round draft pick for Henry! Pull the trigger, make the deal!). Instead, we get more of this type of behavoir and players making bad choices.

The Titans are popular here in middle Tennesee. Not just because they win but because they are positive members of the community at large . But that reputation as good members of the community is getting a bit bruised right now.

Not only did that article catch my eye this morning, but I also saw Joe Biddle in there with a column about Vandy whining about not getting into the SEC baseball tournament and how it could mean their season is over. And how unfair it is that not all the SEC teams get to go to the tournament that starts tomorrow in Birmingham.

First of all, Vandy should have taken care of their business on the field and won one of three games this weekend. You do that and you can pack your bags to go. Not the league's fault you can't win a game in crunch time and limped down the stretch of the season.

Second of all, while you can have the entire league go to a basketball tournament, baseball is a different beast. For one thing, the baseball tourney is double elmination. Second of all, there is no time limit on a baseball game like a basketball game, so you could have a 17 inning game run for hours on end, thus really screwing up the scheduling. It just makes no sense to open the tournament to the entire league. Also, you get to earn you way into this tournament and I like that it. It gives teams something to play for.

Which apparently Vandy missed the memo that they had something to play for this weekend and figured they could just coast on into the tourney. So now they're on the outside looking in, hoping the NCAA will put them into the qualifying for the college world series.

Typical Vandy....

posted by Michael at 5/24/2005 03:12:00 PM | |

I'm an idealist.
Found this over at the Inn of the Last Home.

You scored as Idealist. Idealism centers around the belief that we are moving towards something greater. An odd mix of evolutionist and spiritualist, you see the divine within ourselves, waiting to emerge over time. Many religious traditions express how the divine spirit lost its identity, thus creating our world of turmoil, but in time it will find itself and all things will again become one.

Idealist


69%

Cultural Creative


63%

Postmodernist


56%

Romanticist


50%

Fundamentalist


44%

Modernist


31%

Existentialist


25%

Materialist


19%

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posted by Michael at 5/24/2005 09:29:00 AM | |

24: Day 4, 5-7 a.m.
After 22 hours of build-up, it all came down to this--the wrap-up to day four.

In the final two hours, Jack and company had to do the following.
  • Stop the missile
  • Capture Marwan
  • Rescue Tony
  • Avert war with China
  • Give Nearly Naked Mandy a "get out of jail free" card
  • Run through a drive through for a tasty McGriddle sandwhich.
OK, so maybe they didn't do the last one. But seriously, if I were Jack, I'd at least have had a meal before I took off down the traintracks, presumably to Mexico.

In the end, Jack ends up saving the world (again) but loses everything. He no longer has an identity as he's made the sacrficial lamb for President PrissyPants with China and thus has to fake his own death. He loses Audrey. He loses his relationship with Kim because presumably he can't call her any more and she will assume that he's dead, along with the rest of the world. All because Jack is the guy who does whatever it takes to do the right thing and things little of the consequences at the time. It's only after it's too late that repurcussions start to hit him. I think next season should start with Jack bitter, drunk and eating bad salsa in a hole in the wall Mexican restuarant.

So, the world is safe yet again, thanks to the combined work for Jack and David Palmer. Interesting to see how quickly President PrissyPants shows Palmer the door. "Gee, thanks for saving my and America's collective ass, but don't let the door hit you in yours on the way out, David" is how PrissyPants does things. And then he goes politician, willing to sacrifice Jack (but not condone his murder publically, but to look the other way when Palmer confronts him about it). Indeed, it's interesting to see how the bonds of loyalty play out in the show. Palmer is loyal to Jack for what Jack has done for him on three previous days. So much so that Palmer is risking treason by helping Jack to escape. Should there be consequences of this for Palmer later? Certainly if it brings the character back to the show in an interesting, relevant way than yes. I'd love to see Palmer have his passion for politics re-ignited and run again for office. Day five surrounding the election between he and PrissyPants as one sub-plot might be fun to watch, provided the writers come up with a good reason for it.

That's not to say things weren't a little coincidental here. As usual, we have to suspend a lot of disbelief. Such as Marwan would only shoot up the tracking device for the missle just enough so it takes Chloe a minute instead of 30 seconds to unencrypt it. Also, the fact that after rushing about for nearly 22 hours, Jack is still awake and alert enough to catch that it's not raining on Nearly Naked Mandy's cell phone call when Tony is allegedly killed. And the fact that the Chinese have had the time to not only reposition the satellite to see Gray leaving CTU LA but get to San Diego BEFORE A HELICOPTER and take the guy into custody. Apparently the fastest vehicle in the universe on 24 is Chinese Consolate Limo. Unless it's CTU LA helicopter which gets to where Marwan is trying to escape from in about 2.4 seconds.

Also, after hanging around CTU last week and interrogating his son, where did Heller disappear to? Did he drive his son home? Also, I love how within five minutes, Michelle has gone out in the pouring rain, is crying her eyes out in the car and streaking her make-up and then is perfectly put back together when Tony gets back.

Speaking of Michelle, it was interesting to see be put in the same position Tony was in day three when he commited treason. Michelle goes the route of having the entire team help and ends up saving Tony and not going to jail. Of course, it helps that Tony is one smart cookie and leaves a trail for Jack to follow. Meanwhile, Buchanan gets dumped and left high and dry. How bad a day did he have? He started the day off being with Michelle and then loses her when she goes back to her ex-husband. Man, that has got to put a real damper on the day.

And while it was nice to see Nearly Naked Mandy back on the show, I have to wonder--in the end, what was the point other than having a familiar 24 villian on there? I guess the thing is that there's been so little backstory devoted to Mandy that we really have no idea how or why she chooses the causes she does. Is it money? Does she have a vendetta against some group or the United States as a whole? We realize that she's as cold and caluclating as Jack, but why? I mean, don't get me wrong--I appreciate Mia Kirshner as much as the next guy, but I really wish we'd had some more concrete reason that it was Mandy behind all of this (I mean, other than to give Palmer a moment of pause in the signing of her get out of jail free card) than we did.

So, I guess the long wait until January now begins. And the speculation on just where can 24 go next? And how will they come up with a way to get Jack Bauer into the mix without completing jumping the shark?

posted by Michael at 5/24/2005 08:16:00 AM | |

Volunteer Tailgate Party 2005 v 5.1
John Norris Brown of What Can Brown Do For You? is hosting the latest edition of the Volunteer Tailgate Party. Surf on over, pull up a comfy chair and enjoy some of the best and brightest from the Rocky Top Brigade.

posted by Michael at 5/24/2005 08:03:00 AM | |
Monday, May 23, 2005
It's swimsuit season
When I was growing up, Memorial Day weekend meant two things--school was out and the pools opened up.

Years later and not having children, school getting out isn't as big a deal as it was back then. But one part Memorial Day weekend is that the outdoor pools will finally open. And even though I swim laps five times a week and it's not like getting into a pool is all that big a deal, part of me has to admit I still get like a little kid, getting excited that the outdoor pools will be opening this weekend (at least the ones at the Y!)

And, of course, one big part of being around the pool is finding that just perfect piece of swimwear. Looking at The Nashville Rage's swimsuit issue last week and seeing the prices of swimwear for the ladies, I have to admit I am glad I'm a guy. Also, I'm glad I'm a guy as the only real choice we have is what color of trunks do we want? (I will repeat it again--unless you are competive swimming, guys, you do NOT need to wear a Speedo as a courtesy to yourself and everyone around you). But it seems as if the ladies have a ton of choices available to them and at a huge range of prices.

So, in counting down to the big pool openings this Saturday, I am going to feature a week of posts with women in swimsuits. Here's the first one, taken from the Nashville Rage's swimsuit issue.


Jessica Grider Posted by Hello


posted by Michael at 5/23/2005 03:16:00 PM | |

My review of Revenge of the Sith
Ever since Darth Vader uttered the line "Luke, I am your father" in The Empire Strikes Back and Obi-Wan Kenobe confirmed this as a fact in Return of the Jedi, I've been waiting for this movie. The movie that would explain how and why Luke's father could go to the Dark Side.

See, Darth Vader's revelation that he is Luke's father was one of those defining moments in movies of my childhood. I can't imagine today what it's like for generations of fans to go into The Empire Strikes Back and already know, "Oh yeah, Darth is Luke's dad." I can't imagine what it's like to see the movie for the first time, knowing this jaw-dropping revelation is coming. I just can't honestly. It's one of those great moments in movies--a truely shocking twist that seemingly comes out of left field but once you sit back and examine it makes perfect, complete and total sense.

It's one of those moments that is going to be hard, if not impossible to top. Especially in a franchise series of movies like the Star Wars movies have become.

The moment was so good that everything else in the Star Wars universe has been trying to catch up since.

Give George Lucas credit--the man has been trying. He tried with Return of the Jedi to shock us with the revelation that Leia was Luke's twin sister and also a Jedi. He tried to equal the success of Empire with two prequels that examined the backstory of Anakin Skywalker and just who he was before he went to the Dark Side. But, let's face it--the story we all wanted to see was this one--the one where Anakin finally makes the choice to go the Dark Side, to become one of the quintessential movie villians in history, Darth Vader.

Needless to say, I had a lot of expectations as I headed into see Revenge of the Sith Friday evening. And I can say I honestly tried to put those aside--to put aside the memory of how great Empire was and to enjoy the movie on its own merits.

I will say this--Revenge of the Sith is the best of the prequel trilogy. It's the one we've wanted to see since George Lucas first started this little experiment a few years ago. And I will admit there, I'm a bit sad today to know that I will never again see the words "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" on screen with the promise of more new Star Wars. But, in the end, I walked away from Revenge of the Sith feeling satisfied by what I'd seen on screen in a way the previous two movies in the series hadn't.

Don't get me wrong--there are isolated bits of each of the prequel movies that are as good as most of the original trilogy. I'd argue the final 45 minutes of Attack of the Clones is some of the best Star Wars movie going fun you can have....it's just a shame you have to wade through an uneven hour and a half of stops and starts to get there.

Same thing with Revenge of the Sith. The final hour or so is as good as just about anything in the Star Wars universe. And the opening itself is quite good--a great space battle the looks right out of a videogame. It's just the 45 or so minutes as we set up Anakin's fall to the dark side that are a just bit drab. The movie sputters too much between the superlative scenes of Palpatine slowly manipulating Anakin's fall to the Dark Side and clunky dialogue and professions of love between Anakin and Padme. I can see what Lucas is doing with the storyline and why the movie has to go the way it does, but I honestly wish there had been a stronger way to get there. We do get there and once the journey begins, it's mesmerizing and all that was promised. And even from a motivation stand-point I can understand it--Anakin's fall isn't precipated by some kind of political desire or lust for power, but instead because he loves his mother and Padme too much. In his quest to protect those he loves from pain and harm, Anakin loses himself to the Dark Side.

Yes, we do see Anakin struggle with his desire for respect from those he percieves as authority figures. But it's all from an inner drive by Anakin to be the best at everything--something we saw established all the way back in Phantom Menace during the Pod Races. Anakin wants to be the best and gets frustrated when he can't be for whatever reason. We see Palpatine slowly take advantage of this desire to twist Anakin to the Dark Side and set up his eventual fall.

But then, once Anakin goes over to the Dark Side, the movie kicks into a higher gear. We get the chilling slaughter of all the Jedi across the galaxy and the end of the war. We see Palpatine manipulate events to create an Empire with himself as the center of power. We see the much anticipated battle between Anakin and Obi Wan near the lava pits. We see Anakin become Darth Vader, putting on the suit and helmet, completing his fall.

At the end of Revenge of the Sith, you're left wanting to go out and re-watch the original trilogy just to remind yourself that it all turns out OK in the end. It's not as bleak and hopeless as things appear here.

But as good as Revenge of the Sith is at getting the big details right--seeing Anakin fall, the battle at the lava pits, the reason why C3PO doesn't remember anything--it misses the chance to really be a better bridge from one trilogy to the next.
  • For one thing, Lucas wastes the opportunity to redeem Jar-Jar. In Attack of the Clones we had a bit of this as we see Palpatine manipulate Jar-Jar into helping grant him more powers in the Senate. Lucas misses a huge opportunity here to redeem the character further from an annoynace in the first film to a tragic figure. How much more interesting would it be to see and hear Jar Jar's own innocence and trust used against him by Palpatine to seize power in the Senate? Instead Lucas relegates Jar Jar to the sidelines of this one, thus missing a golden opportunity.
  • Another is--I'm not quite sure why Padme died. Was it of a broken heart? Did Palpatine do something to her to maniplate Anakin?
  • Also, I have to wonder how Anakin and Padme kept their marriage a secret for so long. It seems that in the cut throat world of politics that one of Padme's critics would figure this out long before hand. It seems a bit odd that it takes six plus years for people to put together this little revelation. I don't know--maybe they were just really really careful about meeting.
  • And it took 18 years to finish the first Death Star?
  • I hate to say this, but Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman have no chemistry on screen together. Part of this could have been the stitled dialogue, but a lot of the time, there's no fire between the two, no passion. At times watching them kiss is like watching brick's collide...
  • As much as I wanted to like General Grevious, I felt he was a bit of a missed opportunity. He is a military genius we get that. But very little else in backstory. Had I not read the prequel novels leading up to this movie, I would have been much more disappointed with the character.
Does any of this make Sith a bad movie? No. I will still recommend it to you as an enjoyable movie. It's certainly not on par with Empire (my favorite of the series and one of my top five movies of all time) but it is head and shoulders above Menace or Clones. The last hour or so is fun and almost exactly what it needs to be. The first hour or so is stop and start.

It's one that I will be buying on DVD when it comes out and watching again and again, make no mistake about that. The light saber battles alone are worth that...

posted by Michael at 5/23/2005 10:22:00 AM | |
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Faded Sweatshirt.
There's just something comforting about being in Knoxville for a few days. Last day, after seeing Episode III, I jumped into my car, tuned up a UT baseball game on the radio and quickly ran through four ways to get back to the Inn of the Last Home from West Town Mall. Funny thing is--the paths all would still work, from what I observed. It just depended on how quickly I wanted to get there and how much of Knoxville I wanted to see along the way.

Sure, some things have changed. I mean, the world famous McKay's Used Books has moved out west and there is more growth at Turkey Creek than you can shake a stick at. But overall, it's not changed that much. It's a very comfortable feeling for me....sort of like that favorite old sweatshirt I keep in the top of my closet. It's a bit faded and I do have nicer, newer sweatshirts, but yet I can't bring myself to get rid of that old comfy sweatshirt. I've had it ten plus years and it's a bit too big for me now that I've lost a lot of weight..but ya know, I can't bear to get rid of it. It will probaby fall apart in the wash one day and then, maybe, just maybe I will get rid of it.

But while the geography hasn't changed that much, time has continued to pass. I've written before about feeling old sometimes working with the youth at church. That feeling gets a bit intensified when I come back to Knoxville to visit. See, when I move away, in my mind all the kids I knew stay the same age they were when I left. It's not as difficult to see BrainyBoy and GiggleGirl get bigger and older as I see pictures of them from time to time over at the Inn of the Last Home. But what stuns me is to see Kelsey and John Allen Broyles grow up.

I will say this--I am going to have to have a big-brother boot camp for BrainyBoy and John Allen. I know John Allen is younger, but he must be trained in the ways of intimidating bad boyfriend material from getting too close to his sister. I will be running drills later today in the ability to imidate without actually ever having to physically hurt someone. It will be good training for BrainyBoy when GiggleGirl gets to start dating, when she turns 30 or so...

posted by Michael at 5/21/2005 10:24:00 AM | |
Friday, May 20, 2005
The Force is strong in this one...
Seems that Epiosde III is making a ton of money in the first day of release. (Gee, who didn't expect that?)

Last night, working out at the Y, I flipped through this week's Nashville Rage, which had a cover story about the last installment of the Star Wars saga. (Big shock, huh?) The interesting part was the discussion of the Star Wars saga by a group of Nashvillians. Sort of state of the Star Wars type of thing.

Of course, there are a plethora of reviews out there for the movie, but since I'm not seeing it until tonight, I'm avoiding them. I know that trying to go in totally unaware is impossible, but I am trying to limit the SPOILERs as much as possible. That said, there was an interesting non-review article this morning about Anakin vs Luke: Was Darth born bad? in The Tennessean.

If you want to see how much you know about the Star Wars saga, you can take the Tennessean's quiz about the Star Wars saga. I scored 60, so I'm not quite a Sith lord yet.

Of course, The Rage also had an interesting article about women's swimwear fashions. If by article you mean pictures of women in swimsuits, like this one here....


From The Nashville Rage's article. Jessica Grider, Maranda Starling and Ande Sedwick model a swim suits. Posted by Hello


posted by Michael at 5/20/2005 09:52:00 AM | |

Friday's Feast
Friday's Feast is a year-old today! Woo-hoo. Great first year and I look forward to many more...

Now, onto the feasting...

Appetizer
Approximately how many hours per day do you spend watching television?
Boy howdy, ain't that the million dollar question. The answer is--more than I should. I do have a regular rotational set of shows I watch when they're new...and then there are just some I seek out in the syndicated repeats if I'm around and feel like vegging out. Curse you Seinfeld for being so darn good that I can watch you many, many times and day and not get bored!

Soup
Which colors decorate your kitchen?
I used to have the Coca-Cola themed kitchen...and when I get my new place, I hope to do so again.

Salad
Name 2 brand names you buy on a regular basis, and what do you like about them?
Jif because I think their peanut butter tastes the best. And Pocket Books because they publish those Star Trek novels I like so much.

Main Course
What is your biggest fear?
Scary thought....once upon a time, I played one of those questionaire, get to know you games with some friends on-line and this was one of the questions. I put down what was, at the time, my biggest fear, and dammit if six months later that fear didn't become a reality. So, I think I'm gonna take the fifth on this one this time. I am not tempting fate again...

Dessert
If you could wake up tomorrow and find yourself in another location, where would you want to be?
Actually, I will wake up tomorrow in another location. I'm headed out later today to journey to Knoxville to visit the Inn of the Last Home and see some little sci-fi epic. That said, if I could wake-up in another location, I'd want it to be a small town where I lived close to my family and close friends and we could see each other regularily. This town would have a kickin' bookstore, library and place that sold used DVDs. (As in, they'd always have the used DVDs I wanted in perfect condition when I wanted them.)

Bonus Birthday Question
What's your favorite flavor of birthday cake?
I love the marble cake with the butter cream icing and the strawberry jam stuff in the middle of the cake. Yummy!

posted by Michael at 5/20/2005 09:13:00 AM | |
Thursday, May 19, 2005
The movie meme game
Sarah tagged me do this, so here we go....

1) Total number of films I own on DVD/video:
Do box sets of TV shows count toward this total? If so, then a whole bunch. But if it's just movies, then I'd say I have about 70 or so movies on DVD.

2) The last film I bought:

I picked up Seinfeld, Season 4 this week. But if we're going strictly on movies, then Pleasantville.

3) The last film I watched:

National Lampoon's Dorm Daze. And yet, it was really, really bad...

4) Five films that I watch a lot or that mean a lot to me (in no particular order):

Back to the Future
The Empire Strikes Back
The Searchers
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
The Lion King

5) Tag 5 people and have them put this in their journal:
Becky, Stacy, Karen, Barry and Logtar.

posted by Michael at 5/19/2005 03:36:00 PM | |

TV Round-Up
Lost: Exodus, Part One
I just can't help it. But this week during Lost, I was once again have flashbacks to the hey-dey of The X-Files. If you weren't an X-Files fan, then you may not know that every season there were a set number of mythology episodes--storylines in which the on-going plot arcs would come to the fore and we'd get some movement forward in the storylines that had been on-going--Scully's abduction, Mulder's sister, the Cigarette Smoke Man and his agenda, etc. These episodes always had this almost breathless quality to them--at least at first--or a sense of urgency and that you absolutely had to pay attention to every single scene, every single detail because something exciting and revelatory was about to happen and you did not want to miss it.

Season premieres and finales were especially good at this (well, at least the first couple of years, anyway).

Watching Lost this week, I got that same feeling here. There was a sense of urgency at points in the show, a feeling that you just couldn't stop watching because something big was about to happen.

Of course, I will say this--a lot of the huge, dramatic revelations I was hoping for didn't happen this week. Instead, we got a plot that began to set things in motion. It began to draw on the threads we've seen coming all year--the Black Rock, the hatch, the raft, how everyone got to the island and why. It started to connect the dots on the backstory, showing how everyone got here together on this island. And it also three out some pretty huge hints that there are some other castaways out there--I mean, I like seeing Michelle Rodriguez flirting with Jack in the flashback as much as the next guy, but could that have been a more obvious attempt at foreshadowing? "I'm in seat 42F! In the back of the plane!" She might as well have said--"You know, the part that gets ripped off and goes flying away in the first episode!"

Also, by having a big-name guest star like Michelle Rodriguez and only having her in one scene, it pretty much sets up that she will be back next week somehow, someway.

I will admit the flashback scenes had some naunces to them I liked. Shannon's turning in Sayid for leaving his bag at the gate under her care, Jin's understanding what the tourists were saying about she and Sun, finding out that Jack is no longer married, Saywer's run in with the law and finding out how Kate got the airplane (turns out it was a trap by the marshall to draw her in, but it maddenly enough doesn't give us any real explanation for why the toy plane is so damn important to her...maybe next week or most likely next year). And Sawyer even has a nice moment in which he tells Jack the story about seeing Jack's father in the bar and the comments made about Jack. I have to admit I liked that scene a lot though I did keep thinking how fortunate it was that Matthew Fox starred on Party of Five for five years and can cry on command. I knew those days as Charlie Salinger would come in handy eventually....

Meanwhile, things are happening on the island as well. Danielle shows up in the village warning the survivors that the "others" are coming. Turns out these others kidnap babies from women who are stranded on the island. Jack decides that a place of safety could be the hatch and whatever is beyond it. It gives them a place to hide from the others. In order to get the hatch open, a group of the survivors, including Artz, who is suddenly getting a lot of screen time, set out to find some dynamite that Danielle has hidden at the Black Rock.

I will give Lost a ton of credit here. I was in no way expecting the Black Rock to be a ship so much as I expected it to be--oh, a big black rock. So, was the Black Rock her ship and just how did it get so far in-land? Of course, having it be a ship does make a lot more sense and it works well. So, it's one of those revelations that actually works well for me. It came enough of left field to surprise me, but not so far out of left that I was going--seriously, come on, you must be joking.

And the raft is ready to hit open sea and look for help. Now, I hate to be picky here, but you have four guys setting out on a raft and they never tested it a bet to see if it was sea worthy. How embarrasing would it have been had they pushed it out to sea and then it sank like a rock?

In all of this, the monster resurfaces and Danielle reveals its some kind of security system for the island. But what is it protecting and why? And the real question I still have is--is Locke able to control it or does he somehow know the override code? Also of interest is that Danielle leads to part of the group to the set of trees that protected Walt and Michael earlier this year from polar bear attack. What is the significance of them? Or am I just reading too much into it as usual?

However, it all works out, I will be tuning in next week for the two-hour season finale. I have a feeling we will get one or two answers and about fifty more questions to ponder upon over the summer.

Just like The X-Files...

Alias: The Descent, Search and Rescue
Two times the Alias just mean two times the overall frustration with the show. In the first episode, we find out that Slaone has gone back to his old Rimbaldi obsession (did we ever think he'd given it up?). We see a year earlier he failed in his quest to become the ultimate Rimbaldi nerd. So, now that Elena Derevko has all the pieces and was really the one behind the Covenant and it was never dismantled really but kept on going with it super, top-secret ultra-cool agenda, she is going to use them to do--what exactly? I'm not quite too sure on what her super secret plan is, other than sending the world into panic and setting the final stages of the Rimbaldi prophecy in motion. And since we've had more end of the world prophecies out of Rimbaldi that Carter has pills, there is no telling which one will happen on screen or if it might not be some super-deluxe new prophecy we haven't heard about until now.

In the course of the two hours, we learn that Vaughn wants to ask Syd to marry him (and how deflating must it be for Vaughn when he ask Syd to marry him and she can't even say his first name?!?), that Irina Derevko is still alive and that Jack only killed a clone of her. Speaking of duplicating people, why didn't they make Slaone-clone to look like him and then download his memory into the clone. That would be a far more effective tool for world-domination don't you think since Sloane is so well known in evil circles far and wide.

Meanwhile, everyone races around the globe to stop the evil Derevko sisters and find Mom. Intersting that Slaone goes AWOL for the last hour of the show, making me wonder if his excuse will be--hey, I went deep under cover to stop this whole thing from getting too far out of hand. Yeah, I think it's a bit late for that, don't you, Slaone?

Also, Nadia show she is the densest agent at APO since it appears that everyone from the front-desk staff to the janitor knows that Jack killed Irina except her. To pull out the phrase used so often last year for Lauren, "Worst...spy....EVER!" You know, I really expected Nadia to be a lot more angry at Syd, Jack and everyone else for keeping this from her. But she just takes it in strid.e

And I was on the floor laughing when Syd tells Jack, "Oh I know you always have my best interests at heart." Oh really? Syd, have you been paying attention to this show since day one?!?

How quickly we forget the back-story of the show so we can have a touching moment and Jack can give Vaughn the thumbs up to ask Syd for her hand in marriage. (If I were Vaughn, I'd review that DVD of what happened to her last fiancee and think twice...or better yet, look at the example of Jack and Iriana. That didnt' work out so well).

So, Alias continues to just of limp along toward the end of the season. It felt like it was trying really, really hard to make things all come togther in an intersting, compelling way to end the season and not have all of season four be a colossal waste. But, unless the season finale just blows me away, I'm afraid there is little that can be done to rescue this season from the mediocrity in which it's been mired.

posted by Michael at 5/19/2005 07:41:00 AM | |
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Doctor Who: Father's Day
At some point in our lives, every one has written the basic time travel story. I wrote my first one back in elementary school and it went something like this—somehow time travel is invented and I use whatever the device to journey back in time to visit my grandfather (or some such relative). I see him on the street, see some kind of imminent danger and shove him out of harm’s way. Because of this, I create a set of circumstances in which I no longer exist and start to fade out of existence. I must then go back in time again and stop myself from doing whatever it is I’ve done and putting the universe back on track.

With “Father’s Day” Paul Cornell takes this basic story and applies it to the universe of Doctor Who.

We find out in the teaser that Rose’s father was killed in a car wreck and that Rose never knew him. Rose asks for a change to visit him on his last day, to ensure he doesn’t die alone. The Doctor agrees, taking Rose to the scene of the crime. Rose sees her dad run down by a car but is powerless to move and go to him. She asks the Doctor to take her back one more time so she can be ready and go to him in his final moments. Despite knowing how dangerous this could be, the Doctor agrees. Rose and the Doctor arrive again and see themselves watching the accident. At the last second, Rose runs out, saves her father and unleashes a time paradox. Before you know it, big ugly CGI Time Reaper monsters are descending upon London and killing everyone in site.

Why?

Turns out Rose’s actions created a paradox—a wound in the space/time continuum. The Reapers have come to sterilize the wound. But sterilizing the wound means that all life on Earth will be destroyed.

Oops.

And somehow, the Doctor isn’t quite sure how to stop them. Indeed, at one point, he laments that all the Time Lords are gone since his people could have stepped in and cleared all this time paradox up, quickly and simply.

I’ll give Cornell a lot of credit. He takes a simple germ of a what if idea and expands on it. The story is more than just the standard what if I changed an event in the life of a family member via time travel. And Cornell gets a lot of mileage out of the story in terms of the characterization. Cornell’s script is one of the more character driven of the new series. We have long segments that do little to advance the plot, but instead give us a bit more insight into the characters.

It starts early with the Doctor accusing Rose of using him, of having an ulterior motive for agreeing to join him on his travels. To hear the Doctor reference his initial invitation and point out that Rose only agreed to join him after he said the TARDIS could travel in time was a nice touch. It also showed that the series is taking a long-term, arc approach to the storytelling—one that is clearly influenced by such shows as Babylon Five and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. All I can say is—if you’re going to give us a good pay off, then I’m all for it. It also gives me a lot of hope for the “bad wolf” thread that has been running through most of this season.

The disagreement between the Doctor and Rose harkens back to the Doctor and Ace’s argument in “Curse of Fenric” in terms of addressing things that need to be addressed in loud voices. Seeing this, I can only think that the bond between the Doctor and Rose has now somehow changed and I’m intrigued to see where they will take it from here.

It was interesting the gamut run by the Doctor here. From the initial fury at Rose to his panic when the interior of the TARDIS is gone (never really explained, though I wonder if it was some kind of defense mechanism for a time ship in case history did get that off course so as to not make it worse. Or to keep the offender in a time zone so when the Time Lords did show up, they could punish said offender) to the scenes in the church. Hearing the Doctor agree to save the married couple because they were going to have adventures he never could was a nice moment for the show. And Eccleston once again carries of a quiet moment with grace and dignity.

Also, along the way, we get some nice back-story for Rose and her family. We meet her father and see her interact with him. We also see a bit more of what Jackie was like when Rose was younger. And while I guessed that Rose’s dad wouldn’t quite be the saint Jackie said he was in the flashbacks of the young Rose listening to Jackie talk about her father, I honestly wished it had been a bit less clichéd. Rose’s dad is running around on her mother, he’s not got a steady job, etc. These are all a bit too predictable for my liking. I’m not sure what I was looking for here, but I wanted a nugget more than just the standard “bad husband/father” clichés.

I will also say I saw the ending coming a mile away. Pretty much from the first time we saw the Reapers, I figured out what Rose’s dad had to do to save the Earth. I did like the character arc that led to his figuring out what he needed to do and why he had to do it. But again, it was a bit too predictable in the overall arc of the story.

I also found the “Quantum Leap” moment of Rose meets a younger Mickey to be a bit off as well.

Indeed, I will say that I felt that “Father’s Day” was the shortest on plot of all the episodes so far. Maybe part of that was that last week’s previews gave away what the Reapers looked like, thus eliminating the suspense of much of the first 15 or so minutes of the story as we see things from the POV of this week’s monster.

From reading all that, you might think and out and out didn’t like this week’s Who. I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t love it either. I will give “Father’s Day” credit—it was far more engaging that last week’s “The Long Game.” But that is kind of a damning by faint praise really. There was a decent story here and some good ideas, but I found myself drawing comparisons to the first season of audio stories featuring Paul McGann. Those stories showed the effects of time travel and the unraveling of the web of time a bit better than what we got here. And the implications of that. Of course, that was a story told over a series of six or so audio adventures and I will bet the vast majority of casual fans tuning in had no awareness of it. But as the complete fan-boy that I am, I am aware of it and found it far better done there.

And give “Father’s Day” some credit—it had a lot of nice homages to the history of Who from the POV shots by the monster to the base under siege mentality of the Troughton years. It also had a sprinkling of the new Who sensibility with the emphasis on character development. But it lacked a good balance—at times the plot ground to a halt for character stuff to happen. Also, while the show did take a chance by killing off the Doctor mid-way through, we all knew he’d not stay dead long. Or without the TARDIS. You can’t have Doctor Who without those.

So, all in all, I give “Father’s Day” a lot of credit. It’s certainly not the disappointment that “The Long Game” was but I’m not as over the moon for it as I was for “Dalek”. It was a decent enough story that asked some interesting questions, but I’m not sure if it really answered all those questions.

posted by Michael at 5/18/2005 03:41:00 PM | |

Unrequited
The older I get, the more I run across people who bear a resemblance to people I used to know. The lastest occurance has been at the downtown Nashville Y. There's a woman who works out there who bears a striking resemblance to a girl I knew back in high school named Diana Sallaceti. I know this woman at the Y is close to my age because she was on an exercise bike a while back talking to another woman about her upcoming 32nd birthday.

Now, some of you are wondering--well, why don't you just go up and ask her if she is the person in question from your past.

Well, the thing is that while Diana Sallaceti and I had a bunch of classes together in high school, we were never really what I'd close personal friends. Certainly we knew who each other was, but we were never the closest of friends. Part of that was because I was buddies with a guy named Ryan Flynn during my sophomore year of high school.

Ryan's father was in the military and he also liked to watch Star Trek. So, Ryan and I became friends on that basis. Ryan was a nice guy--he was pretty smart and got into some of the advanced classes our high school offered. Ryan also had a major crush on Diana...one that pretty much was totally unrequited.

The thing was, Ryan was pretty much very vocal about his undying love for Diana. To the point that it got embarassing. Ryan didn't quite get the clue that Diana had no interest in him. It was really kind of sad some days. For Christmas, he went out and bought her this expensive present and put it on her desk in our English class. He'd angle to get assigned to group projects with her so they could work spend more time together. We did a project on Shakespearian play and Ryan felt sure it was true love at last because he and Diana were cast in the role of some of the lovers in the play.

Needless to say, things didn't work out.

Ryan's family moved in the summer of our sophomore year. We kept in contact a bit after his move to the Washington state area, but in the days before everyone had e-mail it was a bit harder to maintain contact. We lost touch and I haven't heard from him in years.

I have no idea if he ever got over Diana and his unrequited crush on her. I feel certain probably did, though who knows--he may still carry that torch for her.

Unrequited love. When I think about it, I have this image of Charlie Brown from the old Peanuts cartoons and his pursuit of the Little Red Haired Girl (who I think does have a name, but I can't recall what it is). Poor ol' Charlie Brown--he suffers in silence all those years, loving the Little Red Haired Girl from afar, but never quite able to work up the courage to go over and talk to her. He send her a Valentine but never hears anything back. He takes hope in a glance over his way and hopes that maybe, just maybe someday, the Little Red Haired Girl will see him as something more than just a bald guy with a yellow shirt and a zig-zag black stripe.

A more modern example is the Ross and Rachel story from Friends. Ross suffered in silence a long time, pining for Rachel. Rachel, for a long time, never saw Ross as anything more than a friend--a cool guy to hang out with but she never saw his as potential dating material until Chandler spilled the beans in the infamous season one finale. Eventually, we know that Ross and Rachel get together, then break up, then get back together, then break up and then finally end up together at the end of the series. Because they're destined to end up together...or at least the magical world that is TV romance tells us that.

Unrequited love. Or an unrequited crush. It can one of those unbearably awkward things that happens to us in our lives.

Driving around this weekend, I got the urge to listen to my Fleming and John CD. I "discovered" them a couple of years ago with the amusing song, "Ugly Girl." It's part of their CD "The Way We Are" where each songs charts the many stages of relationships--from the initial meeting and the giddiness you feel at meeting someone that could be someone special in your life to the relationship that just keeps hanging on, despite the fact you both know its over but neither of you will step up and do the break-up thing for fear of feeling like the bad guy. And, of course, there's "Ugly Girl" which is the--holy crap, you've replaced me with THAT person?!? song.

One of the songs on the CD is called "Shhhhhh!" and it's all about the unrequited love thing. It goes like this:

You had the prettiest blue-green eyes Id ever seen
And I got a kick out of the way they looked at me,
Like I was a two-headed creature from another planet
That thrilled and excited you,
But you couldnt understand it

Chorus
Dont tell my ears,
Cause theyre not listening.
Dont tell my heart,
It doesnt know what it is missing.
Dont tell my eyes,
I know they wont believe,
That youre not in love with me

We were inseparable,
You followed me around,
And I got used to this new friend that I had found.
I pictured us together,
I pictured us apart,
And I knew from that moment,
You were capable of breaking my heart.

Chorus


Six months of being friends
Was all that I could stand
So I worked up the courage
To hold your hand
You were bedazzled ,bewildered
I guess it was just too soon
And when I worked up the courage to kiss you
You walked out...of the room.

Chorus

I have to say that I like this song a lot. The line "I pictured us together, I pictured us apart and right then I knew you were capable of breaking my heart." How many of us haven't been there? I have to admit I've been there far more often than I'd like to admit.

One of the things they say about a relationships that last and work is they are built on a friendship. And I can't tell you the number of times in my life I've gone for being friends first and see where things go from there. But, like Ross, I will quickly get assigned the role of "friend" and then never seen as anything more. Meanwhile, the object of your affection will go out with a series of really bad choices, all while you suffer in silence. The worst is when they come to you for advice on the relationship. (Hence why I never offer friends advice on relationships. I make it clear that I am offering what I think based on what I know, feel and what they've told me. In the long-run it helps keep the friendship stable).

I will also admit that at times, I've known women who I've had a crush on from afar and who probably barely know I exist. Or that I barely register on their radar of people who come into their lives on a regular basis. And just like Charlie Brown, I lack the courage to get up off my lunch bench, go over and take a risk. I think the thing is--I am concerned about looking foolish or embarrassing myself. A lot of times, I see that withering look Diana gave Ryan when he plopped a huge wrapped gift down on her desk. That horrified look of--what the hell do I do here? This guy is definitely so far past a line but I don't know what to do! She'd told him so many times she was interested but he just couldn't get the clue.

So, when I see this woman at the Y who looks like her, I think about my buddy Ryan and his crush. And then I think about the women in my life I've fallen for and who either didn't know or we were friends and that cut off that avenue of romantic pursuit before it began. And as I get older, I keep hoping that maybe I'll learn from the past, be bold when I need to be and not miss opportunities.

But sometimes, I have to admit, I'm as bad as Charlie Brown or Ross about these things. I get a bit paralyzed by fear--not only of rejection but also of what if it succeeded? How often do we pursue someone so much that once you get that first date or into a relationship, you have no idea how to react now? You've put some much time into the pursuit that you never once thought--now what?

Shakespeare says it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. I wonder if he ever had a unrequited crush? Becuase if he did, he might see things a bit differently.

posted by Michael at 5/18/2005 07:56:00 AM | |
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Softball Update
Our softball team ran into a buzz-saw last night.

The facility where we play has their own team of ringers, many of whom played for the local high school baseball teams who just finished their seasons. So, our team got buzz-sawed. To tell you had bad it was, we played two games in an hour and a half. Both games were called due to the mercy rule.

Oh yeah, did I mention the "home" team got a lot of home cooking in calls? We had, by far, the two laziest umps I've ever seen. I think they used super glue on their shoes cause these guys never got out of position to even try to make a fair call.

That said, I did get back on track. I ground out once and walked the next time up. I scored a run during the second game as well. Not that it really mattered much in the grand scheme.

But it keeps us humble. We're at .500 for the year at 3-3. We've got four weeks left to go and eight more games. Time to start stringing some wins together.

posted by Michael at 5/17/2005 03:38:00 PM | |

50 Book Challenge Update
12. Star Trek: Titan - Taking Wing by Michael A. Martin, Andy Mangels.
Yet another spin-off series from the ever popular Star Trek publishing line at Pocket Books. This one is about Captain Riker taking command of his own ship, the Titan. The novel is really a lot like a TV pilot where we get isolated moments with the new cast and crew, getting to know more about them. There's also a plotline that deals with the effects of the events of the last movie, Nemesis. Overall, a fast-paced, fun book that is a nice introduction to another Star Trek spin-off. It's certainly not quite on the same level as the New Frontier or DS9 relaunch novels, but it has potential to get there.

11. The Monkey's Raincoat by Robert Crais
First in the Elvis Cole series of novels. Cole is a private detective in Los Angeles and so he works with a lot of the interesting people who populate that area of the country. Everyone is quirky and different and while I like Cole being this way, I found it a bit too much that everyone is so quirky and different. And the mystery itself is not the most compelling page turner. Cole's first person narration makes up for the lack of a great plot hook though and keep me at least reading until I got to end. There are others in this series and I'm not sure how anxious I am to run out and read them.

10. Missing Persons by Stephen White.
White's last Dr. Alan Gregory novel, Blinded was not among the best of the series. It's nice to see him return to form a bit with the latest entry, Missing Persons. Gregory continues to try and expand the world of Alan Gregory with a story that has his colleague Diane at the center of the plot. The mystery itself works fairly well and I will admit I only guessed the solution to how a character could disappear without there being any tracks in the snow a few pages before the revelation of this occured happens.

9. Monster by Frank Peretti
Outside of one novel by Frank Peretti, I always come away from his books feeling as if I should like them more than I do. His latest novel, Monster is yet another novel I came away from with this feeling. Peretti sets out to disprove evolution, which is fine and dandy. But it's fine and dandy if you've got some good characters in the story, not just one-dimensional mouth pieces who serve only to forward your point of view. I accept that Peretti is a contemporay Christian author and therefore will have some strong religious themes in his story. This still does not excuse wooden characters and a narrative that wanders in circles for much of the book.

8. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
When I was in junior high and had a class for reading, I discovered The Hound of the Baskservilles. I picked it up and was hooked on the world's first consulting detective. I was soon seeking out as many of the Holmes stories and novels as I could find and reading them all. Over the years, I've remained familiar with them through the BBC Audio dramas of them, various TV productions, etc. So, a few weeks ago, I was browsing and the Holmes canon caught my eye agan. It starts off with "To Sherlock Holmes, she is always the woman" and continues on through 12 interesting mysteries, all of which show off the great detective at his best. A good collection, though having read a lot of other more modern mysteries of late, the solutions seem a bit obvious--or it could be that my memory just recalls the solution as I re-read the stoires again. But that does not take away from the pleasure of the Holmes stories.

7. With No One As Witness by Elizabeth George.
I make no apologies--I unabashedly love the Lynley and Havers novels. When I saw this one was coming out, I wasted little time in purchasing it and adding it to my readng list. For me, Elizabeth George is the standard by which I judge all other modern mysteries. And I'll be honest--the last couple of mysteries have not been up to her usual standards. In fact, I'd have to say last year's A Place of Hiding was one of her more disappointing efforts.

But I am happy to say that With No One As Witness is a return to from. A gruesome mystery, a plethora of suspects, a lot of great red herrings and blind alleys--all of this will keep you guessing who done it until the final revlation. And when you get to it, it all makes perfect and total sense within the context of the story. It's one of those where you go--oh of course, it was....it had to be.

But the Lynley and Havers novels aren't just about a great mystery. It's about characters. Of course, this is a novel that has her on-going protagonists Thomas Lynley and Barbara Havers front and center. But one of the joys of these books as that as the series has progressed, George has introduced a strong supporting cast that I enjoy checking in on with each novel. Character development is what these books are about. And George is not afraid to toy with the status quo. There are some huge changes in characters in this book and some decisions made over the course of the 600 plus pages that will stun you. Indeed, this one could be the final Lynley and Havers novel ever written. (I won't tell too much of why here...just go and read it for yourself!) If it is the last novel with them, then she's set up a great supporting cast who could continue the stories if need be.

If it is the final installment, then it's a high note to exit. But as I keep reminding myself--Conan Doyle got rid of Sherlock Holmes and still brought him back for more adventures. I can only hope George sees the light and gives us more of Lynley and Havers.

posted by Michael at 5/17/2005 10:43:00 AM | |

24: Day 4, 4-5 a..m.
Is it just me or does everyone seen a bit too non-chalant about the fact that there is a nuclear missile heading toward an American city and that it could hit in an hour or two?!? I'm just saying that there doesn't seem to be the level of panic and intensity that I'd hoped for. Not that I want everyone running around like a chicken with their head cut off, but I'd like to see a little more intensity out of those striving to find out where the missile is and how to stop it. (At this point, the only way Jack hasn't saved the world is ripping open his shirt, having a big S on his chest and flying up to stop the missile. And you never know what might happen next week....)

The only thing Jack can't save is his relationship with Audrey. Or maybe he can. At this point who knows because Audrey changes moods and her mind more often than most of us change pants. In this day, she's gone from loving Jack, being grateful he saved her, wanting to leave her ex-husband, horrified at what Jack has done, wanting to get back with her husband, being pissed that Jack killed her husband and now she's maybe, just maybe considering at least sitting down and talking with Jack about their relationship. And to hear that Jack really does have some very good reasons for everything he's done today.

And Tony agrees with that. So much that he uses the "Gee, Jack did what was right and it got him screwed" to help Michelle realize he'd done the same thing for her last year. And so they can get back together and have a poignoint moment before Tony heads off to be captured by season one and two's Mandi (really the only major recurring villian we have left since Nina is dead). Of course, I still have to wonder how either of these two relationships will hold up. I mean, we're looking at potential death for everyone invovled and that can bring out the "well, we're gonna die anyway so we've got nothing to lose" reactions and confessions of love.

And, of course, part of me is wanting to yell at the screen--less smooching, more saving the world! Of course, this is CTU and we've got Jack on our side. So, we know the world is pretty safe really.

Speaking of CTU, does anyone else think they need to hire Marwan as some type of security or disaster preparedness consultant? I say this because Marwan seems to have every base covered when it comes to escaping. Somehow, he's seen far enough ahead in this plans to have guys outside of the warehouse he was captured in last week with rocket launchers, ready to free him. For a moment or two, I felt sure that Marwan had been matryred for the cause, but yet he was still able to escape, yet again. (And man, how much does that CTU security perimeter stink?)

Meanwhile, in Washington, it's good to know that when the world is threatened and the U.S. is in a category one crisis that some politicians will says, "Yes, that is important, but how can it help my own self-interest?" I really wanted to see Palmer put a verbal beat-down on the Speaker of the House, cuase we all know how Palmer can get when he's justifiably upset (just ask Mike Novak). I am intrigued that they manipulated the Speaker of the House into making some critical mistake, but we're not quite sure what yet. And was it just me or did anyone else want to see Palmer give President PrissyPants a verbal lashing as well in the meeting with the assembled leaders of Congress? (And speaking of, last night's 24 fantasy world moment was how they were able to assemble all those people together in 10 minutes in D.C. traffic)

Finally, Heller returns to the scene. He interrogates his son and finds out his son has been used by Marwan to determine Heller's location. And that his son was duped by a couple. The thing is, son was in bed with the guy while the gal made some calls from his cell phone. The look on Heller's face as he found this little nuggett of information out was priceless. But Heller's long absence during the crisis and his timing in returning here seem suspect. Is he in on it somehow? I know the real world explanation is that William Davane was off filming a pilot for a show next fall, but surely they could work that long departure into something here on 24 for this year.

Two hours left and there's a whole lot of plot threads still dangling. How will 24 deal with all of them? I guess we'll find out next Monday night when it all comes to a conclusion.

Speaking of dangling plot threads, the entire Chinese are pissed that we attacked their consolate is not addressed in any manner this week.

posted by Michael at 5/17/2005 08:09:00 AM | |
Monday, May 16, 2005
They can't do that!
You're going to have to follow me on this one...it's a bit of a domino effect.

Friday, the former oldies station switched formats. This left the entire on-air staff out of work, including a popular morning show in the Nashville area.

Star 97 switched their format from whatever it was to the oldies music. Now, I don't ever listen to Star 97 except from 6 to 10 a.m. to hear Rick and Bubba. Well, it appears the station management is considering replacing Rick and Bubba with the on-air morning show from the former oldies station. This morning, Rick and Bubba said they were unaware of this possible switch until over the weekend. A decision is supposed to be made today about their future--will they stay on Star 97 or will they move to another station owned by the company in the local area?

I've been trying to find a way to contact Star 97 all day via e-mail or a phone call to voice my support for Rick and Bubba. But their web site is down and the phone is busy. So, I am not sure if I'll have my morning hilarity when I get up tomorrow morning.

If you're a Nashville fan of Rick and Bubba, take some time to make a call or drop a line. If Star 97 drops the show, maybe we can get another station to pick it up here in town. The show does have a loyal, dedicated fan base.

posted by Michael at 5/16/2005 03:25:00 PM | |

Predictions for the summer movie season
I've heard rumors a little sci-fi epic is opening this weekend and apparently there are a few people interested in going to see it. I guess we'll wait and see how that all turns out.

Summer blockbuster season is upon us. That means weeks on unrelentingly huge, hyped movies that will have many of us buzzing and heading to the movie theater to see them.

There's an interesting article in this morning's Nashville City Paper predicting which of the big-budget movies on tap for this summer will be flops at the box offfice.

Their five choices to flop: Mr and Mrs Smith, Fantastic Four, Dark Water, The Brothers Grim and The Pink Panther.


posted by Michael at 5/16/2005 09:56:00 AM | |

Enterprise Wrap-Up
Terra Prime
"Terra Prime" is a rarity on Star Trek--the second half of a two-parter than is better than the first.

Last week, we got a lot of exposition and set-up and this week, we get the pay-off on it. And it did pay off in a nice way. Certainly, I'd have to say this was the strongest outing by the Reeves-Stevens teams since they burst onto the Enterprise writing scene with "The Forge." And since we all know how much I loved "The Forge" that is high praise. "Terra Prime" was a nice bridge from the initial conflict with the Vulcans about humanity's readiness to explore the stars to eventually becoming a big mover and shaker in the Federation. I really feel kind of ripped off a bit that just as we were getting to episodes that delivered on the promise of Enterprise it gets cancelled. But, I guess there are always the novels to continue the story and fill in the gaps. (If anything, Pocket has shown over the past couple of years a willingness and abilty to begin filling in the gaps left by the Star Trek shows and to even continue the on-screen adventures with great success (the less that stellar Voyager re-launch not withstanding))

There were so many tie-ins to the orignal series here. One that I particularily enjoyed was the homage to every commodore or Starfleet official who'd come on board the ship and you'd wonder--just how the hell did they get into any position of authority? Because they so often were incompetent or short-sighted and would have to be taken down a peg or two by Kirk or whoever was in command of the ship at the time. We see that here with Sato going up toe to toe with Samuels over Archer's orders. I found myself reminded of Ambasssador Robert Fox and Commodore Matt Decker from the original series. (Indeed, I even heard Kirk telling Spock to take command on his "personal authority as captain of the Enterprise" when Sato refused to back down). And, just like original series, in the end the crew is proven to be right.

Meanwhile, it's intereting to see Paxton's plan backfire on him. He creates a Vulcan/human hybrid in order to splinter support for the peace conference, but instead winds up creating a rallying cry. Seeing how far Archer and company will go to save not only the conference but Elizabeth, the delegates realize the potential of being united and at peace. It's interesting as a Star Trek fan, we know how some of this will turn out--for example, we know that even by Kirk's time there will still be lingering issues and even that Corridon won't be admitted to the Federation until "Journey to Babel." But to see the seeds of it sewn here was nicely done.

And it could have been so melodramatic. One thing that struck me was how Phlox's tearful talk with Archer about losing Elizabeth could have been an MST3K worthy moment, but instead rang absolutely true. I give a lot of that credit to John Billingsley who has brought a depth to this role over the years that may not have always been there in the scripts. But give him good material--like here--and the man just hits it out of the park.

I do feel as though the show did back pedal a bit with the ending in relation to Elizabeth. Hearing Tripp say--oh yeah, it was an effect of the cloning that killed Elizabeth and that a Vulcan/human baby could exist sometime....the didn't achieve the resonance it needed. It felt more like someone went--oh yeah, that Spock guy was half-human and we'll violate the hell out of continuity if we end it like this. Now, I appreciate any attempt to gel continuity, don't get me wrong. But it felt like Enterprise was trying too hard here to bridge the continuity gap.

Of course, if that's my only real, major, huge complaint from an episode, then I'm pretty satisfied...

These Are the Voyages...
A lot of ink was spilled about this episode before it aired. Berman and Braga said it was to be a "valentine" to the fans, Jolene Blalock was extremely critical and the fan community seemed to be ready to love it or condemn it before it ever aired (which was the problem with Enteprise fro the start...too many lined up to hate it before it ever saw the light of day). With so much ink being spilled about the final episode, it was hard to stay far away from SPOILERs for the story and the plotine. But I did my best, though I knew far more than I wanted to going in to the episode. I tried not to let it cloud my judgement of the episode.

That said--it's not as good as Berman and Braga wanted it to be and it's not the horrific affront to all of fandom that Blalock and some seem to think it is.

Certainly, it was a stronger finale then "The Turnabout Intruder" back in 1969. But this final episode comes no where even close to the the ranks of "What You Leave Behind" or "All Good Things..."

Certainly it had its moments. I will admit that the fan-boy part of me loved the final montage of the "Space, the final frontier..." featuring Picard, Kirk and Archer. But please, for the love of heaven, counldn't we have had a shot of the Enterprise from the orignal series or the movies and not the CGI ship we got here? I love CGI, but to me, the Enterprise (Kirk's that is) will always look best as the model we saw for so many years. CGI looks too perfect and pristine and that is just not how I see the original Enterprise.

OK, that said...

What I found interesting about this story was we moved forward in time six years and nothing had changed. No promotions, no one leaving the ship, etc. Last week we had Mayweather contemplating settling down on leaving the ship but he's still at the helm this week, six years later. Also, we never hear any indication that T'Pol or Tripp have moved forward, backwards or sideways with their relationship. Or how Elizabeth either helped them grow closer together or drove them farther apart. Nope, no hints of that here.

Instead, we get Riker struggling with a big decision. Now while I've dismissed a lot of Jolene Blalock's criticism of the episode being "absolute crap" I will give her that this one was NOT in any significant way about the Enterprise crew. It was everyone has wacky fun interacting with Riker. And while I like Riker and I think it was interesting to see how he went back to see how a tough decision was made about violating trust, I just didn't feel like this was an episode that begged to be told as a series finale to Enterprise. I liked seeing the creation of the Federation and the first steps toward peace between the Andorians and the Vulcans. I wanted to see the opening cermonies, to hear Archer's speech, etc. I wanted to see T'Pol meet Tripp's parents after his death. I wanted to see and hear the crew going their seprate ways. I wanted to see that this 10 year mission had changed them and maybe, just maybe that is why Starfleet went with five year missions during Kirk's time.

I wanted to see all of that and got none of it. As a Star Trek fan, I know the outcome of this decision for Riker and Troi. I don't know the outcome of some things in the Enterprise timeline and I was far more interested in that. And I'd bet that TNG fans who tuned back in to see Riker and Troi would have been a bit disappointed by the storyline. And Enterprise fans would be disappointing because the cast is little more than supporting characters and sound boards for Riker's decision instead of possibly resolving some things from the four-year run of Enterprise. In a lot of ways, this one reminds of the 1996 Doctor Who movie on FOX that tried to throw in every thing and the kitchen sink to appeal to everyone and wound up pleasing no one. In both cases, there were glimmers of potential in each, but it wasn't realized in the final product.

And that's the real shame here. That in the final outing of Star Trek for what could be forever or even just a really long time, we got a lackluster ending. It had potential to be great but it squandered it. And after a long season in which the series lived up to its potential--heck, an hour before it was more than living up to it--to see the series end on this rather pedestrian note was a disappointment.

posted by Michael at 5/16/2005 08:31:00 AM | |
Friday, May 13, 2005
I'm sure you're all wondering.
So, this afternoon is the big day of the Stephanie's Cabaret totally topless car-wash. I'm sure many of you have been waiting with baited breath to hear my report from the scene of this true marvel of Western Civilization.

I drove by this afternoon. And I have to admit--nothing. There were no topless women anywhere to be seen, though there were quite a few cars. Thankfully there is a stoplight near said establishment so I was able to get the lay of the land a bit better. From what I could tell upon closer examination--Stephanie's used to be an auto dealer. In the back, there were the services bays that were closed by a fence and shielded from general view. There were a couple of cars back that way, looking line they were lined up.

So, I am guessing that is where the totally topless car washing was taking place .

Alas, I couldn't see anything from the street and I didn't stop in to have my car washed and take digital photos of the event to post here. Sorry about that..

posted by Michael at 5/13/2005 05:10:00 PM | |

She fought the law...
I wandered downstairs a few minutes ago to pick up an item that had been ordered via our on-line store for shipment out today. As I emerged from the stairwell and was confronted with the blinding sunlight from the huge bank of windows that is at the front of the store, I saw a Metro police car, sitting in the lot with the blue lights flashing.

Having watched too many episodes of Arrested Development, I began to wonder if we'd become the Bluth Company.

Upon further review, it seems as if a woman was pulled over for what I assumed was a traffic violation and had pulled into our lot for safety.

But there is still something oddly disconcerting about looking out the window and seeing the blue lights flashing in the parking lot.

posted by Michael at 5/13/2005 10:25:00 AM | |

Friday Memes
Friday's Feast
Appetizer
Whose intelligence do you find intimidating?
I don't really find anyone's intelligence overwhelming. There are people I know who are far more knowledgeable about a lot of things than I am and I can find that a bit overwhelming at times. But sometimes being around someone who knows a lot about something gets me interested in it and will lead me pursue finding out more about it. Other times, I'll just say--man, it's scary how much they know about (say for example) widgits. Of course, I know there are people who get around me, make the mistake of mentioning the words Doctor and Who in a sentence and then are stunned at how much useless knowledge I have about my favorite show. So it goes both ways...

Soup
Name something you've done that surprised yourself.
Well, there was that one time at band camp....

No, but seriously...

I will be honest--I am still surprised that I survived the summer and early fall hell of 2001 without either losing my sanity or becoming extremely bitter about the world. I give a lot of that credit to my family and some very good friends who helped me through a rough spot. And, of course, to God working in my life to produce good from the bad.

Salad
List 3 people whom you have only "met" online, but consider good friends.
I'm only allowed to choose three?!? Man, that means someone is gonna end up feeling neglected. Becky, Logtar and Stacy are three, but that leaves out Kate, AK, the Chuckster, Vicki, Jen(nifer) and Cathy.

Main Course
Where is the dirtiest place you've ever been?
The one that springs immediately to mind is this. Once upon a time, I was married (I'm now divorced). We came back from our honeymoon to find that the hot water heater in the townhouse we were going to live in had burst while we were gone, flooding the downstairs. It also made the house unliveable for a night. So, we've just flown in, driven two hours to our house and have to find a hotel at 2 a.m.--oh yeah, and one that will accept pets. (Don't ask...) We find one that takes pets, check in and go to the room. It is small, dank and disguisting. The bed does not have fitted sheets nor does it look like they've been changed lately. The bathroom is small, dingy and I think I improved the cleanliness of the toliet just by using it. The shower was moldy. Oh yeah and did I mention you had to RENT towels?!? Obviously this motel was one that was used to being used the hour and not intended for people to actually stay in it for a long period of time.

Dessert
What is the best example of "perfection" that you can think of?
My neice and nephew.

Aloha Friday
If you could take over for a talk show host for one day, who would it be?
I'd love to be on X-Play, if only so I could work with Morgan Webb...

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But that isn't really a "talk show" per se, so I guess I'd have to go with the Screen Savers, also on Tech TV.


Do you have any summer vacations planned?
Not really, no. Does my jaunt to Knoxville next weekend to see Star Wars: Episode III with Barry, BrainyBoy and a bunch of other people count as a summer vacation? Honestly, I just started working in January so I don't have that much vacation time built-up yet. The only other plan I've got it a trip--again--to Knoxville in August for my family reunion.

Spread the spirit of blogaloha…what blog should we visit this week?
Go and visit Karen over at My Life.

posted by Michael at 5/13/2005 08:10:00 AM | |
Thursday, May 12, 2005
So how IS that going to work?
For those of you who may not know, my place of employment is near downtown Nashville. In fact, we're only a couple of blocks up from the Rescue Mission, if that gives any of you Nashvillians a vague idea of just where it is I work.

We're located in an area that must not be zoned as school or church or whatever else keeps them away, because we've got a plethora of adult books stores and strip clubs in the area. (I guess after having a nice meal at the shelter, the homeless guys have to do something for entertainment). I pass several of these daily going to and from work.

One of them is relatively new--Stephanie's Cabaret. It's got a sign outside that gives you the hours you can come in and watch the show as well as the URL to their web site. (I guess so you can plan which stripper you want to see or figure out how much the watered down drinks will set you back).

Anyway, driving past Stephanie's Cabaret on the way to the Downtown Y the other day, I noticed their marquee had changed. Seems there is to be a "totally topless car wash" tomorrow (Friday) afternoon from 4-7 p.m.

And my first thought is--how exactly is that going to work? I mean, I don't know the local decency laws inside and out, but can they legally have a totally topless carwash in the middle of the afternoon? And will this create some kind of driving hazard, becuase let's face it--if you're driving down the road and see topless women washing cars, odds are you're gonna do a double-take. This is just not something you see every day--that is unless you're Hugh Hefner and live in the Mansion.

Who knows? It may be all some publicity ploy or a way to get your attention for their new club. (I had no idea strip clubs were so competitive) And I guess on some level, it's succeeded because I'm certainly aware of what's going to be going on tomorrow as I drive to the Y.

posted by Michael at 5/12/2005 03:41:00 PM | |

TV Round-Up
It's Thursday, so that can only mean one thing...

Lost: Born to Run
Let me get this out of the way first--yesterday, I pined for some footage of "Nearly Naked Kate" and last night not only did we get "Nearly Naked Kate" but we got "Showering Kate" footage. Lost, I love you!

OK, hormonal imbalance aside...

The last time we had a Kate-centric story, we learned about her prized possession of a toy airplane and that it was given to her by a man she loved, who was killed. This time out, we get to fill in a bit more of that backstory. Turn out this man was a doctor, who Kate grew up with. They buried a time capsule together, which included the little plane. Doctor-boy went on to marry someone else and have a child with her, but it looks like Kate never really got over her love for the guy. And maybe he never quite got over her either since he's willing to risk a lot for her. He gets her mom set up on an MRI and helps Kate sneak around, eluding capture (which begs the question--just how long was Kate on the run? And what did she did that precipated having to be on the run?) In the end, by helping Kate, the good doctor gets killed while Kate is fleeing.

And just to show that the women on this show have equally screwed up relationships with their parents, we see Kate trying to reach out to her dying mother and her mom not taking it that well. Yes, no one on this show has a good relationship with their parents. Again, I volunteer that this is some kind of giant group therapy session for all of them to work out their issues and the hatch is some kind of door they can exit out of once their issues are all resolved.

Meanwhile, back on the island, all kinds of interesting stuff is happening, though none of it that really advances the plot in any significant way. The boat is ready to set sail and we find out they've got to go now or else miss the north tradewinds and wind up in Antartica. We find out that Kate wants to get off the island and will do whatever it takes to leave on the boat. In fact, she's stolen the passport of a fellow castaway who didn't make it so she can establish her identity and disappear before the authorities find her. Kate decides she wants Sawyer's spot on the boat and the two start jockeying for position.

Now, here's where it all gets a bit interesting. The boat holds four people--who at this point are Walt, Michael, Jin and Sawyer. Someone poisons Michael in an attempt to get his position. But is he the target. At first, Sun confesses that she doesn't Jin to leave on this dangerous journey. But in the end, we find out she was working with Kate to mastermind the whole plot. So, was Sun really concnered about Jin or was it all an act for Jack to shift suspicion away from Kate? And did Sun really miss her target? Was she maybe really aiming for Michael since that would free up two spots on the boat since it'd be hard for Michael to let Walt go on the boat without him?

Everyone on this island has his or her own agenda. That theme is addressed in this episode by Hurley who has the best line of "I don't know who knows what secrets anymore!" And we've only been out here a month. I did enjoy Locke and Jack debating the ethics of keeping people in the dark on certain events--such as the hatch and the lockbox of guns. Both of them have completely rational, logical reasons for what they did and why they did it, but it all boils down to the same basic principle--they kept each other in the dark about certain nuggets of information. You have to wonder if this lack of trust among the island dwellers is going to lead to some kind of downfall of the group as a whole. There's not sense of community since no one will step up and bring them all together as a community for a common good. At this point, no one has any real alliances, which would seem natural to start forming about a month or so on the island. Or maybe there are some forming and we just haven't seen them yet. I can't help but think that averge Joe on the island must be thinking--so these are the people I've put trust in to get us out of here?!? I might need to rethink that decision a bit...

Of course, we get some foreshadowing (that is so obvious it only needs the neon signs shouting "Foresahadowing! Foreshadowing!" across the screen) that we shouldn't open the hatch. Walt warns Locke to not open the hatch and then is insistent that he and Michael leave the island on the raft. So, I'm guessing there is something not so nice behind the hatch. (Which I think we'd all figured out before now).

But for all of that going on, I have to admit nothing really huge happened here. I was kind of hoping for some bit of movement forward in the main storylines, but instead we got what will probably go down as a whole lot of set-up for the three-hour season finale that begins next week. I have a feeling that pieces are being put in place to be knocked down in the next two weeks as we build toward the end of season one. And while it's not an objectional way to spend an hour, I was honestly hoping for a bit more than we got here. Even the flashbacks of who Kate was before she came to the island were nothing spectacular and were, if nothing else, a bit predictable.

But when a show is as consistently great as Lost is, I can give it a week or two of just being pretty good.

Alias: In Dreams
So let me see if I've got this one. Once upon a time, a scientist who was high up in the SD6 chain of command took a brain scan of Slaone. When the scientist was allowed to escape before the CIA raided SD6, he took this info with him and created a new copy of Sloane. This new copy of Sloane is pursuing the Rimbaldi artifacts--one of which is a sedative that makes whoever injests it docile and peaceful (aka they are easier to control). You take this substance that is created and couple if with the spinning red globe device we saw a few weeks ago and you can have people or animals go from docile to violent with the push of a few buttons. If you ask me, that sounds like one heck of an army in waiting right there.

So, we test this first on bees. Because we all know that bees have never been used before on a show about governmental conspiracies and cover-ups. (Oh wait--The X-Files did it, not only on the show but in the movie!) But then again, it is easier to create a digital bee than a digital puma, I'd imagine.

This is the second threat this season that can be delivered via the drinking water. And we find out that in the hey-dey of his Rimbaldi obsession, Slaone tried to use the substance, but it failed. He was missing one vital piece which he figured he could synthasize. No word on how that turned out, though we assume it failed. And by turned out, I mean--what effect did it have on the general population? Did it suddenly turn all the water supplies into the water of Mexico with people who drank it having a lot of Matazuma's Revenge? I'm just wondering...

But yet, no one at APO seems to be at all concerned with the fact that one of the Derevko sisters made off with a lethal substance that can turn water into sludge. That is all neatly swept under the carpet this week as the whole team tries to figure out a way to get inside the mind of the Slaone-clone. They eventually decide to bring up a traumatic memory, have Sloane relive it and then upload it to Slaone clone's brain and cause a break. Thus, they will find out where the final component of the Rimbaldi formula stuff is and can go get it. Except that when they find out where it is, we see no one rushing off to find it. Nor do we assume that we're facing intelligent adversaries who the minute Sloane clone is captured might not move the orchid in question. It's not wonder their plans of global domination keep failing.

Instead, we get an acting showcase for Ron Rifkin that just screams "Please give this man an Emmy!" And I will give him credit--he does run with it. He does a great job with what he's given here and I liked seeing inside Slaone's mind a bit. We see the thing that might have led to Slaone becoming the grim, determiend S.O.B. that he is today. But yet, this incident seems to have come out of left field. There were no hints of it before now and it's like something the Alias writing staff pulled out of the air for this episode. (And yes, I know they used her name as a password a few weeks ago, but before that--nothing).

I'm not saying this was a bad episode. It was actually one I liked. It was no where near as strong as the mid-season two-parter with Anna Espenoza. But it actually was compelling for most of the hour, despite the fact that a whole lot of plot holes riddled this episode. It was good, but not great. And now Alias has two threats to the water supply to deal with in the final three episodes of the season. That is, of course, assuming they don't drop this week's plot thread like a hot potato next week.

posted by Michael at 5/12/2005 07:57:00 AM | |
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Lost and found
In case you forgot, a brand spanking new episode of Lost hits the airwaves this evening. From what I hear, it's the last episode this season that will focus on one specific castaway for the flashback sequence. (In this case, it will be Kate, which gives me hope we might get some footage of "Nearly Naked Kate" in tonight's episode).

I will have to admit Lost is going to have to do a lot of work to equal or top how good Veronica Mar's first season finale was last night.

Oh yeah, Jennifer Garner's directorial debut is tonight on Alias. Let's just hope she had a decent episode to work with. There are four hours of Alias left this season...if they're gonna pull a decent plotline out of this season, now is the time to start.

posted by Michael at 5/11/2005 03:36:00 PM | |

What does your e-mail address say about you?
During my job hunting process, one of the words of wisdom I heard was "Take a hard look at your e-mail address." Make sure that whatever e-mail address you give you is one that you really want to be reflective of you in a good way. For example, john_smith@emailaddy.com is more "professional" sounding that fluffybunnies@bunniessurearecute.com. In fact, we were encouraged to take out a free Yahoo, Hotmail or G-Mail address with a professional sounding user name to exclusively use for the job hunting.

Which is all well and good, until I saw an article in this morning's Tennessean. (I found it on another web site finally. Here it is.) It's interesting the perception of certain domain names and how they are perceived by people out there.

The inferences and stereotypes once implied by a person's e-mail name — pimpman404 or spoiledbrat770 speak for themselves — are now being passed on to the domains they use for correspondence. Addresses originating from such popular services as Hotmail, Yahoo and America Online are often painting a picture of the user.
"When I see a Yahoo or Hotmail domain I think not only cheap, but also disposable and possibly porno, because of the anonymity of those domains," says Elizabeth McDaniel. "And I think 'dumbo' when I see someone nowadays with an AOL account."

Some employers are now balking at resumes that are sent from certain e-mail domains because of the stigma attached.

"I'll never hire someone with an aol.com address," says Peter Shankman, founder of The Geek Factory, a New York City marketing firm that consults for such clients as Yoo-hoo soft drinks and Walt Disney World. "It screams that you're at a very basic stage."
The article then went on to take about the perception of certain domains. One guy quoted in the article said (basically) he'd never hire anyone who had an AOL domain name because it basically showed they were behind the curve when it came to the cyber world.

Does that seem right or fair to judge someone based on their domain name? I may not care much for AOL, but is it right to make an assumption about someone based on their domain name? And the next question is--how long will it take for some crafty lawyer to draw up a law suit based on discrimination against a domain name?

I also found this interesting:
But before the domain elitists cop an attitude, they may want to realize that there's also a backlash against their bluster.

Personalized domains, which perhaps offer the greatest air of authenticity to an e-mail recipient, also can elicit the greatest contempt.

Yourname@yourname.com can intimate to some that you're a jerk.

"When I see someone like that it's like, 'Whoa, that person's a little full of themselves,'" says David Carnoy, executive editor at technology news Web site CNET.com in New York City.
Looks to me like you're damned if you do, damned if you don't in the eyes of some on-line people. And the thing is--does it really matter all that much?

posted by Michael at 5/11/2005 10:15:00 AM | |

Veronica Mars: Leave It To Beaver
A hallmark of a great murder mystery is that when the killer is finally revealed, you sit back and go, "Of course, that makes perfect sense within the context of the story."

Last night, Veronica Mars gave us a perfect resolution to the Lilly Kaine murder investigation. This season has been all about red herrings and blind alleys and we even got a few last night--the Kaines blame Duncan and for a few minutes the deck looks stacked against Logan. But in the end, the murderer is revealed and it all makes absolute perfect sense.

After 21 episodes of build-up we find out that Lilly Kaine met her end at the hand of Aaron Eickles. Why? Because Lilly had evidence of her on-going affair with Aaron. Turns out the video survellaince equipment in the pool house was Aaron's not Logan's and Aaron videotaped a few afternoons with Lilly. Lilly figured it out, took the tapes and got killed when she refused to give them back to Aaron. Duncan walked in to see his sister lying dead the pool, rushes to her and gets blood on his clothes and himself. His parents assume that he's had an episode and killed Lilly, thus leading to Abel Koontz taking the fall for the family.

Now, had they just resolved the murder mystery, that might have been enough. But, no, Veronica Mars goes for that season two Buffy "Becoming Part 1 and 2" perfection territory by paying off season-long story arcs in a big way. We find out that Keith is really Veronica's father and that Mom has come back. But Mom hasn't changed--she's checked out of rehab early, costing Veronica her college fund. Keith sues the Kaines for his reward and gets it, but only after Veronica signs away the right to sue them ever again (that is gonna come back to bite them). In the end, Veronica gives her mother the boot since she hasn't changed and it still in the same self-destructive lifestyle that destroyed the family before. In the end, Veronica's mom destroys her hopes of college by taking the check from the Kaines as she walks out.

I've not even addressed the tension with Logan after Veronica turns him in to the police, the great scene of Keith confronting Logan on the beach and the final fifteen minutes as Aaron puts Veronica in a freezer, sets it on fire and then he and Keith beat the stew out of each other.

I've said it before--perfect. Absolutely perfect. Rob Thomas and company must be drinking the same water that Joss Whedon and company had over at Mutant Enemy because damn, they know how to deliver a satisfying end to a season.

All that and we got a cliffhanger as well. Something to speculate about and wonder about during the long, hot summer ahead.

Perfect...absolutely perfect. This is the good stuff.

posted by Michael at 5/11/2005 08:16:00 AM | |
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
What would you do?
Driving home yesterday, I heard a conversation about Chris Hertzog. Hertzog was one of seven people who put down a dollar bet on the Kentucky Derby superfecta and ended up winning $864,253.50.

So, after taxes, let's say you're going to be clearing $600,000.00

The discussion got into--what would you do with the money? Assume that you're not going to keep it all and invest it. This is unexpected money to just blow on whatever you want. What would you do with it?

It got me thinking--what would I do with an extra $600,000? The first thing that came to mind is I'd buy a house and it would have one heck of a sound system and media room. I'm talking super deluxe surround sound, a plasma screen, the whole nine yards. I might even get me one of them cement ponds in the back yard--but not a regular back yard pool. No, I'd get one that was long enough to swim laps in. And was heated so I could swim outside all year round.

Of course, I'd also want to travel some. Hawaii sounds good. I'd visit Great Britian, Europe.

I was also thinking--family trip to Disney World. Heck, I'd invite a lot of people to come with me and enjoy it. Maybe a beach house somewhere to relax and just chill out. Somewhere I could go yearly and also share with family and friends.

Paying off my car and getting a new one.

So many possibilities.

So, let's say you got an unexpected windfall. What would you do with it?

UPDATE: Now, if you'd asked me this before the new Doctor Who started airing in the UK, I'd've said I'd've loved to have been there to see the first new Doctor Who in years as it was first broadcast. But now, I'd love to go to the UK, rent out a pub with a bunch of TVs and tune them all to the season finale of Doctor Who. Invite some friends who I know are Who fans and just enjoy watching it with them.

posted by Michael at 5/10/2005 01:47:00 PM | |

24: Day 4, 3-4 a..m.
Watching last night's episode, a thought struck me--how much longer will Jack Bauer be effective in the field?

Think about it. If the Chinese consulate has as much information on Jack as they displayed last night and what he's done for America, wouldn't also a well-placed terrorist group have access to simliar information? Is Jack's effectiveness now reduced a good deal because is the "poster boy" for CTU?

Of course, I doubt that the show will ever really get into or address any of these issues, but it's a fun little thing to speculate about.

Then again, Jack may not have any choice about being pulled out of field work come season's end. He may have to be a sacrificial lamb to the Chinese to avert a war. That is assuming the Chinese ambassador makes it make back. I have to assume that he knows to much and has been given a red shirt as he walked out of CTU. Either that or Jack will divert the missile to the Chinese consolate, this killing two birds with one stone. (I don't know any SPOILERs on how any of this turns out, so I am just speculating here...)

I did love that Marwan finally ran out of lives and has been caught. And Jack goes Jack on him--shooting Marwan in the shoulder and trying to get information about the impending attack out of him. But it's too little, too late as the missile with the nuclear warhead has been launched and is headed for...well, we don't really know but I'm saying it's either D.C. or L.A. since that is where most of the storyline has unfolded this year. I'm leaning more toward D.C. simply because we had President Prissy Pants running to the bunker way too quickly once he was sworn into office a few weeks ago.

Boy and how about Jack losing it when he find Marwan? If I were Marwan, I'd have needed a change of pants after seeing the wicked, evil gleam in Jack's eyes. I wonder if Jack is resolving some anger issues there? I mean, from Jack's point of view, Marwan did create the opening situation that led to Jack going Jack and probably losing Audrey (who, by the way, it still the most yo-yo like character on this show. If I wanted quick changes of characterization I'd watch Alias, thank you.)

Of course, the only thing missing from the final scene was Marwan telling Jack he was too late and cackling with glee. Oh wait, I've been watching too much Doctor Who and I'm mixing up Marwan with the Master. Forgive me.

Meanwhile, back over at CTU, Audrey goes right back to work. I loved the Tony and Michelle conversation--oh, shouldn't Audrey just go home after her husband died? How much do you want to bet Edgar would go postal if he heard that? His mom dies and they tell him to soldier on. Audrey's estranged husband dies and they think it's all been so stressful and she should head on home. I think that would be the final straw that breaks the camel's back and Edgar would be going a bit crazy.

And Tony and Michelle try on their respective red shirts, by confessing they still have feelings for each other and maybe they should try to work things out. This just means that by the end of the day one of the two of them will shuffle off the mortal coil that is 24. I bet one of them dies a heroic death or else they will be required to fall on their sword to save the U.S. from going to war with China.

posted by Michael at 5/10/2005 07:53:00 AM | |
Monday, May 09, 2005
Doctor Who: The Long Game
By Russell T. Davies
Directed by Brian Grant

If last week’s “Dalek” was a high-point for the current Doctor, showcasing a great homage to the past while still having all the conventions of a more modern story, than “The Long Game” is its exact polar opposite—a story that shows off gets lost in the weaknesses of past stories, showing them off once again for all to see.

The thing about it is—I can’t really bring myself to loathe “The Long Game.” It’s in there swinging, trying very hard to be something, anything. But on the other hand I can’t bring myself to love it either. It was 45 minutes of Doctor Who and while I was reasonably entertained by it, I’m not left with any strong feelings about the story either way. It wasn’t good, it wasn’t bad—it was just sort of there.

Part of it may be the “been there, done that” feeling I got from the story. Not even a month ago, we got the new companion’s first trip in the TARDIS is to a far-flung future space station orbiting the Earth. I guess I can see Davies point in trying to set up a parallel compare and contrast between Rose and Adam, but did we really need it? Adam doesn’t take well to time travel. He’s not able to take it quickly in stride, despite his professions last week of wanting to see something outside of Earth. His sense of awe and wonder lasts all of two minutes and then he’s off trying to pull a Marty McFly and get rich via knowledge of things to come. Adam’s phoning back to his own time to leave a message on the machine about the next generation of computer processors could have been fun, if it wasn’t something that had been better done in Back to the Future, Part 2.

Meanwhile, the Doctor and Rose start asking a lot of questions about the current situation on board the space station—specifically why there aren’t a lot of aliens about. (The cynical part of me says the real reason it’s cheaper for the BBC that way, but I digress). And the station is kept extremely warm. Investigation reveals that some kind of evil mind-controlling alien that needs a lot of A/C and generates an unreal amount of heat is lurking upstairs, controlling everyone through the use of news broadcasts that are created on the station. It’s Rupert Murdock or Ted Turner gone horribly, horribly wrong as it were—controlling the masses.

Which it’s not to say this wasn’t terribly exciting. It just felt a bit clichéd. We had about half the story with the monster hidden and the Doctor and Rose observed from afar by the forces of evil behind this week’s plot. At one point, I glanced at the clock, wondering if and when this week’s story was actually going to start. I think it was about fifteen or so minutes into the story. Between Adam, the Doctor and Rose’s banter, the attempts to keep the monster in the background as long as possible and establishing the situation and back story of other players in the drama, this one took a long time to get rolling. And just as it does, it’s time for it all to end.

I found myself wondering—did Davies think he’d stretch this one out to a two-parter and then decide to pull it back a bit? It seems as if the leisurely early story-telling pace warrants this, but yet I’m not sure we had enough plot here to really sustain 90 minutes of screen time.

For one thing, I’m not really sure what the motivation of this week’s big ugly was. Now, I know we don’t much in terms of motivation when it comes to Doctor Who monsters, but what was the reason this week’s ugly digitally created alien wanted to control humanity’s minds? Other than it just seemed like a really evil thing to do at the time. Doctor Who has always been about the monsters at least having some motivation or agenda for what they’re doing. They may be like the Daleks and intent on only wiping out all of humanity, but at least we can understand it as we root against the monsters.

“The Long Game” certainly also showed off one of the excesses of the 80s with guest casting. How many times did we complain in the 80's about guest stars cast for their big names and not for their being right for the role?

It’s taken to the next level here. Simon Plegg does a great job in his role as the Editor. But looking at the story as a whole, it feels as if Davies wanted to include Plegg in the series and wrote a character with him in mind. He then built the story around the character of the Editor. But what we got in the end didn’t necessarily add up to a whole, complete story.

That’s not to say there weren’t isolated bits.

The Editor’s finding out about who the Doctor was and repeating it to him was nicely done. Couple that with the Doctor’s reaction to finding a Dalek last week and I am starting to think the Doctor is hiding from something. It may explain why he’s only traveled near Earth in the first seven episodes. But what I don’t buy is how quickly Adam had knowledge of the Doctor’s entire back-story. It seems like that is not something he’d volunteer until he knew Adam a bit better.

I also liked the Doctor’s reaction once he found out what Adam was up to. Eccleston excels at righteous indignation and anger and it shows here. His terse, quick goodbye to Adam as he throws him out of the TARDIS is nicely done. As is his almost dark pleasure in the fact that Adam has a computer in his head that will open up every time someone snaps their fingers. (Yeah, it was a funny joke if a bit too set up)

And I liked Rose’s loyalty to the Doctor. I also liked the comparison between she and Adam. We’ve seen a lot of companions join the TARDIS over the years, but none has ever had the issues with it that the Adam does. And to see him try to exploit things instead of simply traveling for the wonder of exploring the universe was interesting. Until now, we’ve had mostly altruistic companions in the TARDIS and the contrast with Adam was nicely done.

But these little, isolated bits didn’t make for a complete story. I didn’t love “The Long Game” and I didn’t hate it.

It was just sort of there.



posted by Michael at 5/09/2005 03:01:00 PM | |

Scooter Sunday
Yesterday, everyone gathered at Grandma's house to celebrate Mother's Day. (We plan to hit a fancy restaurant next week. Between the crowds on the big day and the traffic due to the Great Tennessee Air Show taking place in Smyrna, we figured it would be best to stay close to home.)

Last week, the grandparents bought a new scooter for my favorite neice and nephew to share. They loved it and they enjoyed riding around the driveway on it. And they actually did pretty well with sharing the scooter for the most part.

Gracelyn took the scooter like a duck to water. Davis, on the other hand, quickly figured out that all he had to do was stand on the scooter and hold on while Uncle Michael pulled up around the driveway and we made "vrooooom" noises. He thought that was an all-around good time, though you could tell he'd get disappointed when Uncle Michael had to do silly things like stretch his back a bit or catch his breath.


Showing off the new scooter Posted by Hello


"Where's Uncle Michael to make this thing move?!?" Posted by Hello

I also showed Davis and Gracelyn how to slide down their small, plastic slide on their tummies, face first. Which delighted the both of them no end while it made Mommy roll her eye and go, "What is he teaching them now?"

posted by Michael at 5/09/2005 08:28:00 AM | |
Sunday, May 08, 2005
Movie: The Forgotten
Last night, I sat down to watch a DVD I'd checked out of the library--The Forgotten. It was a movie I'd seen a preview for before Spider-Man 2 last summer and while the preview didn't make me want to run out to the theater and fling down some money to watch it, I was interesting enough to give it a whirl on DVD.

All I can say is--thank goodness I didn't spend any actual money to see this trite worthless film. It's not quite in the same leauge as A View From The Top, but good heavens, it's coming awfully close. I will say this--I did make it throug all of the actual movie this time. But that may have been only because I wanted to see how they'd address the central mystery of the movie.

The story is basically this--Julianne Moore had a son who died in a plane crash. She is having a hard time letting go. Slowly, evidence that her son existed starts to disappear and people start to forget him. She's in therapy with Gary Sinese and married to Anthony Edwards. Her character is forced to go on the run and meet up with an ex-hockey player who lost a daughter in the same crash. Slowly evidence is taken away until the only thing these two have left is their memories of their children. And they start getting chased by federal agents. Did I forget that part?

Turns out that some type of higher intelligence is toying with us. They do things to us, watch how we react and then pull a Men in Black flashy thing number. But sometimes people remember things--like Julianne Moore and the hockey player guy. Everyone is abducted--implying that its aliens doing all of this to us. Why? Because they're curious and mean is all I can figure out. We're little more than lab rats to them.

That is, until the end when after the aliens tell Julianne Moore--by the way, you won't ever seen your son again, she then is returned to her home and finds him at the park. Is it all a dream? Did the aliens show mercy? Was it all some hallucination of a crazy woman? Will I have the 91 minutes of my life back I wasted on this film?

OK, so I could almost accept the storyline if it were not for some of the sheer ludicrious leaps of plot that are involved here. If you saw the preview for this, one scene has Julianne Moore going to hockey guys apartment, seeing a small tear in the wall paper and tearing it all up to reveal evidence that the daughter drew on the walls. OK, so you're evil aliens who go so far as to erase everyone's memory of this, but you hire sub-par contractors to put up the wallpaper?!? Or you can't afford a couple of gallons of paint before you wall paper?!? Then, every time someone gets close to figuring out how to help Julianne Moore, they are zapped away...it's kind of creepy effect, actually. And these aliens who are so all knowing and such but they can't keep up with one or two people...come on! Oh yeah, Gary Sinese works for them..he's one of the few who's not been flashy-thinged for some reason that's never really made all that clear.

I swear, all that is missing is Doggett, Reyes and Scully and you've got a bad season nine episode of The X-Files.

Truly a bad film. I can see why it tanked. I'm almost tempted to listen to the commentary on it to see what in the name of heaven they were thinking or maybe if they'd apologize for the movie being so bad. But I'm afriad I'd have to sit through the 91 minutes of the movie again...and that is not something I'm eager to do.

posted by Michael at 5/08/2005 11:43:00 AM | |
Saturday, May 07, 2005
TV Round-Up
Veronica Mars: A Trip to the Dentist
Veronica Mars, you just raised the bar for all the shows out there with season long story arcs that will be brought to a head this May. And this isn't even the season finale for heaven's sake! I can only imagine what Rob Thomas has in store for us next week when the real killer of Lilly Kaine is revealed.

This week, we find out exactly what happened the night of Shirley Pomeroy's party. Veronica was roofied and taken advantage of (she thinks she was raped). Through a series of Roshomon like flashbacks, the truth of what exactly happened that night emerges--and it's worse than we thought. Turns out the Veronica gets roofied up, as does Duncan, leading to the two sharing an intimate encounter. Factor in that Duncan is pretty upset about all of this since his mother revealed a few weeks before the incident that Veronica is his half-sister. (Now whether or not that little tid bit is true, I'm not quite sure. I have a feeling we'll get confirmation one way or the other next week since we saw Keith sending off a DNA test a few weeks back).

Meanwhile, back in the present, Veronica's relationship with Logan is on a roller coaster. He supplied the drugs the night of the party and he got Duncan roofied up. And he and Veronica's relationship is out in the open, thanks to a surprise party thrown by his father. But just as things seem too good to be true for our star-crossed lovers, Veronica discovers that Logan wants to seduce her in the poolhouse where there is a monitoring system. She leaves, picked up by Weevil and comes home to find mom is back home.

That's a whole lot for just an hour of television. And yet, what we see develop on screen never feels rushed. It's like a snowball headed downhill--starting slowly and picking up steam. Seeing Veronica's doggedness at pursuing the line o inquiry to its final conclusion is great. Kristen Bell does phenomonal work here and I'm almost ready to pick up the "Give the girl an Emmy" campaign I used to run for Sarah Michelle Gellar for her.

And while we're closer to finding out who killed Lilly, there are still a few red herrings and blind alleys thrown in. I admit I have some theories. Most of them somehow lead to Duncan finding his sister dead by the pool in his soccer uniform. He rushes up to see if she's alive, holds her in stunned disbelief and gets blood on his soccer outfit. Parents come home, assume he's blacked out and killed her in a rage and start to cover it up. Though we did see Duncan throw a bit of a fit when he found out Veronica was dating Logan. So, it's possible that he killed Lilly for some reason.
I love how this show still has me wondering, guessing and intrigued as we head into the finale of season one. I can't wait to see where this all leads and where we go from here....

Enterprise: Demons
Maybe I'm too much of a Buffy fan, but I can't see Harry Groener as any other character other than Mayor Wilkins from season three. Because of that, as soon as I saw him crop up here, I said to myself--he's got to be up to something and wouldn't it be cool if he turned into a snake. (If you don't get that, you need to go and watch all of season three of Buffy immediately!)

As Enterprise enters the home stretch of new Star Trek for the foreseeable future, we get an episode that shows how strong the show is and what it should have been doing all along. At last, we see the seeds of the alliance that is the Federation shown. Also, Manny Coto pays off the early season xenophobia plotline with some nicely done stuff here. Though I will take a few points away as Babylon Five followed a simliar arc durings its five year run with the Nightwatch.

But that said, I liked what we had here. It's hard to judge very much of it becuase it's only the first half of a longer story. I am hopeful that we're seeing some things set up here that we get a payoff for next week. And it also makes me sad a bit that this is the type of stories and plotlines I craved from the show back in season two when it lost its way and the love of much of the fandom. And now, just as it's following through, it gets cut short. Oh well, there will be the novels, I suppose.

You gotta feel sorry for Mayweather. He finally gets a plotline and an attractive female interested in him and turns out she's a spy. I have to admit I found the whole "Mayweather meets girl from the past and they try to pick up where they left off " plotline a bit cliched. But I did hold out hope for a long time that maybe Mayweather was going to get the girl without her having an alterior motive. And to see him talk about settling down...made it that much more painful. Archer's quick, "Sorry Travis" when he threw her in the brig was amusing though.

Also interesting is Trip's reaction to things. Seems to me this voyage has cost him a lot. He's lost his sister, he's now got some kind of bond with T'Pol, his daughter is kidnapped--one he never knew he had. I liked his lack of enthusiasm for Groener's character taking all the credit for what Enterprise had done in bringing the various alien races to the negotiating table. Archer's order to clap harder was a nice touch.

So, we've got two hours of new Star Trek left. I just hope they're good. Of course, just about any goodbye from new episodes has to be better than "The Turnabout Intruder."

posted by Michael at 5/07/2005 07:18:00 PM | |

It's getting to be summer...
It's an absolutely perfect weather day here in middle Tennessee. I can tell that summer time is right around the corner as the deck chairs are out at the pool. Only three more weeks...

I can also tell it's getting to be close to summer time because of the clothing styles. The shorts, t-shirts and flip flops are breaking out. All I can say is there was a veritable fashion show at Wal-Mart this afternoon. Some of the ensembles were well done and then there were some that definitely need a call from "What Not To Wear."

But I will admit...as a straight, hormonally imbalanced male, I do appreciate attractive women wearing shorts, halter t-shirts and sandles or flip-flops....

posted by Michael at 5/07/2005 04:14:00 PM | |
Friday, May 06, 2005
It's a great day
This morning, as I looked down at the AL East standings, I saw the New York Yankees firmly in the cellar. Couldn't happen to a better team.

And then, shockingly enough, my favorite baseball team, the Baltimore Orioles are in first place.

Yeah, that sound you hear is the Four Horseman getting ready to ride...

posted by Michael at 5/06/2005 03:28:00 PM | |

Friday Memes
Friday's Feast
Appetizer
Name a store or restaurant you no longer visit because of a bad experience you had there.
There's a chain of restuarants in the Nashville area called Bar-B-Cutie. When I first arrived in the Nashville area, they had great food...good portions, good value for the money and great food. I went there a couple of months ago and the quality of the food was way down, the portions were miniscule and it was just not that great. I've not been back since that time.

Soup
If you could own any building in existence, which one would you want?
Neyland Stadium.

Salad
What's your favorite commercial these days?
I haven't seen it lately, but I really like the Stopzilla one with the dinosaur running about, stopping the spy-ware guys. It always cracks me up.

Main Course
When was the last time you felt guilty about spending money, and what was it you purchased?
While I was out of work, if I bought really anything that was unnecessary I felt guilty about it. Well, OK, if it was something unnessary for me, that is.

Dessert
Friday's Feast is going to be having it's First Birthday in 2 weeks. What should we do to celebrate?
Well, since we can't all get together for cake and ice cream, I guess having a best of the questions from the past year . Or maybe a showcase of some of the great questions and the best answers from the past year.

Aloha Friday
What CD (or iTunes song) would you be embarrassed to tell people you own…until now?
I haven't yet given into the whole iTunes thing. But I will admit I have a copy of 867-5309 (Jenny) that I listen to from time to time. Makes me think of the Cingular commercial a while ago with the girl who was excited about keeping her famous number. I liked that commercial cause I thought the girl in it was cute.

What’s in your refrigerator?
Orange juice, milk, salad, salad dressing, baby carrots, apples, leftover Hamburger Helper beef strogonoff, pizza crust, pepperoni, cheese, jelly.

Spread the spirit of blogaloha…what blog should we visit this week?
I can't believe that I haven't sent y'all to visit one of my favorite bloggers before now. Surf on over and visit Becky over at April Fool. Her post today about her former love of all things New Kids on the Block is great.

posted by Michael at 5/06/2005 10:02:00 AM | |
Thursday, May 05, 2005
It's Cinco de Mayo
Saw this over at Stacy's and thought I'd give it a try...





Your Mexican Name Is...





Don Felix




posted by Michael at 5/05/2005 11:17:00 AM | |

TV Round-Up
Lost: The Greater Good
There are a lot of comparisons being made these days between Lost and The X-Files. And while I know that they are both two completely different beasts (for one thing, I get the impression the Lost production staff has a clue where the storyline is going and aren't making it up as they go), there are times when these comparisons make a whole lot of sense.

Like this week.

If anyone out there was a huge X-Files fan like me (come on, admit it! You know you watched!), one of the biggest criticisms was that we'd have a huge episode with colossal, staggering, mind blowing events about the mythology or the on-going storyline and then the next week, we'd have to go back to the status quo. And it was always a bit disappointing.

And that is what I feared might happen with Lost. Last time we had a new episode, Boone died and Jack decided he was going out to confront Locke on what happened. It left us in a place where things had changed on the island--the dynamic was starting to shift. And I couldn't wait to see how things all played out in the next episode.

Of course, the one thing I have to keep reminded myself is that it's only been about a month of time in the character's lives, so any dynamic, sweeping changes that I am expecting or hoping for won't happen overnight.

That said, there were parts of the story here that I like and some that were just OK. For coming back after a long break, I probably expected more from the storyline. But Boone's death was like finding out that Locke was once paralyzed--it was a watershed moment for the series. And while I think the show is still chasing those two moments in terms of jaw-dropping, show-defining value (similiar to how high Buffy raised the bar in season two when the season ended with Buffy stabbing Angel and sending him to hell to save the world), I guess I wanted a bit more here.

We did learn some things. One was that it was Locke who attacked Sayid earlier this year and destroyed the transceiver. And I will be damned if they didn't at least help us to feel as if Locke had a very good reason for doing this. Locke points out the signal was not exactly--hey come on by for punch and pie. It could have been a deadly little trap and led them all to instant death. So, by Locke's view, he was helping things out by not allowing them to find where the signal originiated.

But this only continues to confirm my suspicion that Locke has his own agenda. Indeed, he seems to relish the role of being in control here. We have seen in his flashbacks that during his pre-island life, he was not the one in control. Instead he was manipulated by others--especially his father. So, it's interesting to see Locke here turn into that type of man out here in the wilderness. Locke has the survival skills and he has a place of respect among the island castaways--well, at least he did. Even his confessions to Sayid about Boone's death and hitting him felt like Locke was revealed just enough to win Sayid's trust and continue playing whatever game he's been playing since day one. Or to further his own agenda just a little bit more. Locke leaves out details on the hatch and that he was paralyzed and there was no way on Earth he coud have climbed up to the plane at the time Boone died.

Again, it's interesting how Locke shows up when people need him and can't be found at other times. He was needed at the funeral, but Jack couldn't find him earlier. Shannon finds him when she steals the gun and wants to kill him. He appears and disappears at will, almost making me wonder if he's something akin to the French woman. She seems to appear and vanish at will, almost as if she wants to be found. Or she shows up when it suits her needs and then is gone the rest of the time.

Meanwhile, we see Sayid manipulated as well through the women he has strong feelings for. In the flashbacks, the CIA uses Nadia as a card to get Sayid on the inside of a terrorist cell who are planning to blow up something. Sayid's old college roommate is the one who has chosen to martyr himself to the cause. Then, on the island, we see Shannon go to Sayid to ask for his help in getting vengeance on Locke for killing Boone. Interesting to see that in both cases, Sayid makes choices that are good for the long term and so he can look at himself in the mirror each day with a clean conscience, but in the end he loses things. He loses two friendships--his friend kills himself rather after learning Sayid is helping the CIA and Shannon is upset when Sayid stops her from killing Locke. In each case, there are unintended consequences to Sayid's actions for the greater good. And while I think we'll get back to Sayid and Shannon eventually being able to talk and be friends, I'm not sure the romantic angle of this storyline hasn't been permanently closed. (Which may or may not be a bad thing).

As for Shannon seeking out vengeance on Locke..I can buy it. But I didn't necesarily buy that she knew where the keys or the gun case were. I am not sure if she was part of the in-crowd on knowing this information. Also, it was awfully nice of Kate to drug Jack into a deep sleep just as Shannon needed the keys to the gun case. Didn't anyone see her going into Jack's tent? I mean, Kate is there watching him as he nods off and there as he wakes up? Didn't you get the impression she was keeping a bit of an eye of Jack after drugging him into sleep?

Meanwhile, the newly born Turnip Head is taken care of by Charlie. This was a nice bit of comic relief, even if it was stretching a bit thin by episode's end. I did like that only Sawyer could quiet Turnip Head. How is that small children naturally sense the ones out like Sawyer? It must be some kind of radar.

But as good as this episode was in spots, it just wasn't all I'd hoped for. It felt like a place holder between the death of Boone and what is to come. We got some revelations, but nothing mind-shattering. And maybe that's just my problem--maybe I've come to expect too much. But Lost has shown that it can raise the bar. I'm just hoping the next three episodes approach that bar a bit more than this one did.

Totally unrelated to anything else here--did anyone else think that when Sayid and his friend were told they had a target to blow up, that it would be the flight that stranded our heroes on the island?

Alias: Mirage
One of my biggest complaints about Alias since day one has been the lack of consitency in Syd's relationship with Jack. One week she loves him, next week he's evil spy dad jerk. And there's very little in between or transition between the two. This week, we get a bit of both. At first, she's angry that Jack has lied to her and kept his illness from her. Then, by episode's end she is getting all weepy as she watches Jack interact with what he thinks is a six-year old Sydney. (Of course, I am tempted to do the math and see if they took into account the two years Syd "lost" but I have a feeling that little development has been forgotten by all on the writing staff).

You know, as I watched this, I thought--damn, it sure is nice the CIA has untold resources to build and entire replica house to help Jack remember where Michael McKean's character is. It's also nice to know that nce they find out they will pay for Syd to hop a flight to Norway, bring him back and let him work on curing Jack. I never really thought much about joining the CIA, but if the benefits plan is that good, sign me up!

If this had been a Star Trek episode, a lot of this would have taken place on the holodeck..that's all I'm saying.

It was interesting to see that Jack was hallucinating the entire visiting the doctor thing and instead slowly doing more harm to himself than good. I still have to wonder if maybe someone out there wasn't manipulating him, trying to find out what he knows.

And while I can see Syd getting all weepy about her dad thinking of quitting the CIA way back when to be with her, I'm not sure how true that was. Remember that in all of Jack's hallucinations, he keeps talking about how he has regrets. And maybe this was wishful thinking that he could go back and make a change like this. It may not have been who he was then. It may not have shown how he valued Syd then, but how much he values her now. And their relationship. Again, I now all of you who love Jack and think he's a nice guy will jump into the defense of him, but I don't necessarily think that what we saw here was a honest flashback of exactly how it was. (In all honesty, it felt like a storyline developed to get Victor Garber an Emmy nod this year).

I did have one of those--what the hell?!? moments when Slaone says--well, let's play along with Jack's delusions and see if we can find out where the Michael McKean character is. Yeah, the man is a cold blooded killer and while he might be tripping back to the time when all was peachy keen at the Bristow house, what is to say the next minute he's not going to channel killing Irina and then place Syd in danger? Or that Jack might not think it's some kind of spy thing and not react well? I know that we were clutching at straws to save him, but this seemed like a pretty out there straw, if you ask me.

Meanwhile, I have to laugh at the complete lack of security in the CIA. Does it really make sense that they'd let Nadia go home each night with a lap top that has all these secure files and can be used to break into the CIA mainframe?!? That just does not seem like the greatest idea and it's just begging for someone to bug you and find out all our state secrets. Which Elena does! I swear, the CIA is making it a bit too easy for her to spy on Syd and Nadia. And all of APO as it were.

And the new, evil water virus thing is now in enemy hands. I have a feeling this will be the driving plotline to the end of the year--trying to recover it. That and the magic cure that Michael McKean will pull out of the air for Jack.

Totally unrelated to all of this...did anyone else think Jennifer Garner looked a lot like Neve Campbell in the early scenes at the bar with the pink wig?

posted by Michael at 5/05/2005 08:04:00 AM | |
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
New Lost Tonight
So, tonight we get the first of four all new epiosdes of Lost. All I can say is--it's about time. I've been waiting three weeks to see Jack confront Locke. (Give the show credit, it knows how to create great cliffhangers).

Now, usually when there's a new episode of Lost getting set to air, there is at least one article about the show or a character lurking somewhere out there in the popular media. Not so much today. Sure, there are plenty of recommendations to watch it by various critics, but nothing new, interesting or earth-shattering about the cast or the show itself. I'm guessing that expose on American Idol tonight is grabbing all that ink and bandwith.

So, I apologize to all of you who surf by on Wednesdays looking for info on Lost. I got nothing for you today...

posted by Michael at 5/04/2005 03:48:00 PM | |

We're talking softball.
First of all, if you watched Veronica Mars last night, do NOT under any circumstances tell me ANYTHING about it. I taped it and wasn't able to watch it last night.

I missed the latest adventures of Miss Mars because church league softball started last night. It's been three years since I've played and let me tell you--I have missed it. A lot. It was great to be back out there.

The league we're in is interesting. First of all, it allows stealing. I'd never seen that before in church league softball. Second of all, you play a double header every time--against the same team. So, that meant that our games that were scheduled to start at 8:15 didn't start until 8:30 and we didn't finish until 10:30. (Hence why the no watching of Veronica Mars) The double-header format proved better for our team where we had 15 guys show up to play. So, we could substitute and keep fresh over the course of two games a bit better than the other team that only had nine players available. One big asset was we had two pitchers--one for each game--and they only had one. So, by the end of game two, you could tell their pitcher was getting a bit tired.

I am happy to say I went three for four on the night with two runs scored and a couple of RBI. So, any of y'all that have me in your fantasy softball league--you're welcome. And we won both games. Now, I know the most important thing is that we went out and had fun. And we did. But hey, I can't tell you that part of me doesn't like winning.

The only downside--the games not ending until 10:30 means I was up a bit later than I usually stay up so I am dragging a bit today. I really need to build that George Costanza cubby-hole under my desk for a nice nap this afternoon.

posted by Michael at 5/04/2005 08:12:00 AM | |
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
The New Recruits
A warm welcome to Dana, Zoots Mom, Geotenn, Mays, Julie, Lane (who I've actually met in real life!), Randall Brown, Mark A. Rose, Eric, John, Leigh, and Rob the newest members of the Rocky Top Brigade.

If you're interested, you might surf over to Barry's Inn of the Last Home to find the schedule for the latest Volunteer Tailgate Party (a collection of the best and brightest of the last couple of weeks of the Rocky Top Brigade) or even details on how to host one yourself!

posted by Michael at 5/03/2005 11:22:00 AM | |

Doctor Who: Dalek
By Rob Shearman
Directed by Joe Ahearne

Doctor Who fans will argue until the end of time which of the gallery of rogues, villains and monsters in the second greatest adversary the Doctor has faced in his 27 seasons on television. But make no mistake—there is just one monster that over the years can generate a level of excitement, anticipation and make all of our geeky hearts skip a beat when we hear the name mentioned.

Daleks

I will admit when I first heard Doctor Who was coming back, I was excited but a bit disappointed that, at the time, the series couldn’t retain the rights to use the Doctor’s most popular adversaries in the new show. Finally, the news broke that the owner of the Dalek copyright had relented, thus paving the way for the metal monsters to return to the small screen. And I admit—as absolutely pumped, excited and twittering with anticipation as I was about the new series and the first episode, the prospect of the sixth episode was on that sent me into orbit with anticipation.

It was the sixth episode that would feature the return of the Daleks in all their glory.

I have to admit, this tidbit along with the preview from last week had me doing cartwheels. See, it was the original Dalek story back in the 60s that saw Doctor Who come into its own. It was the Daleks who saved the show, made it a pop culture icon and ensured it had the long run that I enjoyed so much. And while I’ve been pleased with the new series so far (even after last week’s disappointment with “World War III”), I still felt as if the series was finding itself and hadn’t really come into its own.

This week, the new Doctor Who came into its own with “Dalek.”

For 45 minutes, I was on the edge of my seat, totally immersed in what was happening, loving every second of what we saw on screen. I’ve not been this blissfully into a new Doctor Who story since the first time I saw “Curse of Fenric.”

For all the anticipation I had coming into “Dalek” part of me was prepared to be disappointed. To not like the show.

I shouldn’t have worried.

“Dalek” not only met every expectation I had, it blew away my pre-conceived notions of how good the new Doctor Who can and should be. It’s set a new standard for excellence for this show and it’s rocketed into my top ten of all-time great Doctor Who stories, among the likes of “Curse of Fenric” and “The Caves of Androzani.”

Yes, it was just that good.

Why?

Robert Shearman. I first became aware of Shearman when a friend gave me a copy of his audio story “The Chimes of Midnight” and said I had to listen to it. I did and was suitably impressed. Shearman had a great grasp of just what made Doctor Who, Doctor Who. But he also knew how to combine the past strengths of the show with the current conventions to tell some great stories. I feared he’d be a one hit wonder, but as I heard more from him, I liked more and more what I heard.

When I heard he was writing for the new series, I was delighted. When I heard he was doing the Dalek story, I was even more delighted. If there was one person who could pay homage to the past while bringing the Daleks into the modern age, it was Shearman. And he did.

The Daleks are back to their old manipulative selves. If anything, this story felt like a modern retelling of the two Troughton Dalek stories. In those, we saw the Daleks as manipulative and treacherous. They weren’t just evil killing machines running about shouting “Exterminate!” and killing everything in sight. They were cunning, ruthless and would do whatever it took to win the day. And we got that here with the Dalek that is held by Jason Van Statten in his underground bunker. Watching the Dalek manipulate Rose by playing on her sympathy for it in order to regain its strength was great. Then after it’s escaped and has Rose in its sight, the Dalek allows the Doctor to think she’s been killed in order to manipulate him into allowing it to go free when it holds her prisoner. (The taunting of him for caring about Rose was a great moment).

Also, along the lines of the classic 60s story “The Evil of the Daleks” we see the Dalek become infected by the human factor and begin to act out of character. The new found emotions it finds are in conflict with its main programming of seek, locate and destroy all life forms that are different. And in the end, the Dalek is forced to destroy itself because it’s become less genetically pure due to using Rose’s DNA to reactive itself. Stunning all of it.

As a Who fan, it’s hard to think of feeling any sympathy for a Dalek. Or to even understand it a bit more. But yet Shearman’s script pulls it off with style to spare. We come to see the Dalek not just as a killing machine but we also understand why it does what it does. We don’t forgive it, but in the end, we understand the choice that must be made.

And yet in all of this, Shearman avoids the de-fanging of the Daleks too much. I was worried that we might get an “I, Borg” like story in which the audience is made to feel a lot of sympathy for a previously heartless, ruthless monster that was presented on screens. And while we did understand a bit more about what makes a Dalek a Dalek, I didn’t ever feel like Shearman was trying to make them cute, cuddly and better understood. Yes, it was sad when the Dalek was destroyed, but because of the fact that it felt it had to destroy itself for being unpure. The conflict within it was great—from a brutal killing machine to one that realizes it is the last of its race and the universe just might be better off without it. That all resonated and worked well.

And visually, it was nice to see the new modern Daleks get to be full 360 action mode, go up stairs and open the hatch to reveal the mutant inside. This is exactly the right way to take advantage of the new modern effects.

All that alone would have been almost enough. But there was more.

Just as the series comes into its own, Christopher Eccleston comes into his own as the Doctor in this story. He’s been good up to this point, but he kicks it into a whole near gear here. When the Doctor first encounters the Dalek in the bunker, we see terror and fear in him. This is countered moments later when the Dalek reveals it has no power to weapons, leading to the Doctor taunting it, teasing it and berating it. Over the course of the episode, we see the Doctor run the gamut from being grilled by Van Statten for information on the Dalek to his anger and hatred at the Dalek, as well as his insistence that it must be destroyed. The scene with the Doctor and the Dalek trading barbs that ends with the Dalek saying the Doctor would make a good Dalek was chilling.

It also brings up the question? Has the Doctor become little better than his greatest enemies? Has he walked too far on the dark side and now become what he so long fought to stop?

We get some confirmation of a lot of things. The Time War was fought by the Time Lords and the Daleks. Both sides are now gone. The Doctor was somehow responsible for this. We know from “Remembrance of the Dalek” that the Doctor destroyed Skaro. (Thankfully we don’t have to deal with the retcon of John Peel here…I can blissfully pretend it never happened!) And we get the confirmation that the Doctor is the last of the Time Lords. (Though you have to wonder if the Master is still skulking about the universe and if he’d count as a Time Lord any more between his stealing the source of Traken to keep alive and his encounter with the Cheetah people.)

All of the show worked. Every last second of it. I was hooked, glued to the TV for 45 minutes and sorry when it ended—because I wanted more and I wanted it now.

And I haven’t even gone into how great the supporting cast was. Van Statten was well realized. He reminded me a bit of some a Professor Stahlman from “Inferno”—a character who can’t see beyond his own vanity and agenda to the overall picture until it’s far too late. And Anna-Louise Plowman as Goddard was a nice touch as well. And we even got a new companion in Adam. I admit we got to see just enough of him to interest me and make me smile that he chose to go aboard the TARDIS.

So, I guess you can say I loved this episode. And I did. It’s everything that the new Doctor Who should be and more. It’s easily one of the top ten episodes of the entire show’s run and it joins the ranks of “Curse of Fenric” and “Caves of Androzani” as one of the true greats of Doctor Who.



posted by Michael at 5/03/2005 08:56:00 AM | |

24: Day 4, 2-3 a.m.
There are times with the internal inconsistensies of this show just make me giggle, as I've stated on many an occasion. But last night's episode took these to a whole new level. Just a few things that made go--what?!?
  • When Jack, Curtis and company head out from CTU to the Chinese consolate, it takes all of 2 minutes to get there? But yet once they grab the terrorist collaborator spy guy it takes 15 minutes to get back to CTU?!? I guess they were taking back streets and alleys so the Chinese wouldn't pursue them and figure out this was an authorized raid.
  • Last week, the response units were at least five to ten minutes out from Chloe, hence why she had to blow away terrorist with a machinegun. But yet, after she's taken out said terrorist, they arrive within three minutes and have her stitched up and ready to head back to work. (Personally, after blowing away a terrorist like that I'd stop by the house for a change of underwear...)
  • The Chinese consolate has NO security. You'd think the minute Jack crossed into the consolate grounds that he'd be descended upon by security forces. And they don't even have cameras outside the consolate?!?
  • And CTU just happens to have a Chinese translator on duty at 2 a.m.?!?
I know, I know...willing suspension of disbelief. But come on--you've got to at least be internally consistent every once in a while!

That said, it was great to see Palmer back in action. Being bold, decisive and willing to take whatever means necessary to stop the terrorists. But I've got to say this..for President Prissy Pants, having Palmer come in is a no-brainer. Palmer blows it, President PP just goes--well, gee Palmer screwed it all up. If Palmer succeeds, he can take credit. Either way, it's win/win for Prissy Pants.

And if you're Jack, you have to be doing a conga that Palmer is back in charge. Palmer pretty much lets Jack do whatever he wants, so long as it furthers the goal of stopping the threat of the day. I'd love to see this maybe backfire a bit, though it's too late in the day for Jack to screw up and have Palmer go--dammit, I really blew it by allowing Jack to go too far. I do wonder if Palmer will get a taste of what he's missing and run for re-election, since he only served one term and can legally do so. It'd be great to see.

Meanwhile, back over at "As CTU Turns" the soap opera that is the CTU workplace continues to whirl. Tony's woman finally tracks him down to CTU (what the hell is with the switchboard over there...as long as you know someone by name, they will let you through?!?). Tony and Michelle have a season two sexual tension moment and then Buchanan has a hissy fit worthy of President Prissy Pants.

And then there's Audrey, who since her rescue has become the most useless character on the show. She decides that she will stay with Paul now and help him in his recovery. She makes arrangements to get him to a hospital in Maine and there are some tearful moments. (I did like the awkward moment as Jack came in to thank Paul for saving his life) At this point, you might as well slap a red shirt on Paul and beam him down to a planet full of Klingons cause the guy is dead, dead, dead. And just like that he suffers plot device complications that send him back into surgery...just as the Chinese guy who knows how to find Marwan rolls in and needs help. So, Jack must make a choice--the safety of the world or the end of his relationship with Audrey. Jack goes for broke, choosing the world and Audrey freaks out, of course. At least the surgeon brought up the--hey, this is not a sterile environment when Jack and company all paraded in, waving guns at everyone.

And while I think the plot device was a bit stretched, the look of angst on Jack's face as Audrey blames him for Paul's death was great.

posted by Michael at 5/03/2005 07:51:00 AM | |
Monday, May 02, 2005
Speaking of parallel universes
The older I get, the more I find myself listening to talk radio. It's not that I hate music, mind you. It's just that driving around town, fighting the insanity that is Nashville rush hour traffic, I don't always find the music of Britney Spears all that relaxing or a good way to pass the time.

Thankfully, in Nash-vegas we have enough talk stations that should one go to a commercial, I can scan over to another station and hear some other discussion without too much effort.

That was until last week. I was driving home and found out I'd hit that dead zone where every talk radio station was in a commercial break. I guess the planets had aligned or something. So, I hit the scan button and came across a station playing a catchy little song that was called "Anything But the Spork." It was one of those catchy little numbers along the lines of Real McCoy's big early 90s hit, "Another Night."

I bet "Anything but the Spork" is a big hit at all the hip, urban dance clubs...

And if you're wondering who sings the song or when it might play in your area, surf over to Busy Mom's blog. She knows a lot more about it...

posted by Michael at 5/02/2005 03:15:00 PM | |

TV Round-Up
Enterprise: In A Mirror, Darkly, Part 2
On several Doctor Who DVD releases, one of the options avaiable has been to watch the stories with some of the special effects updated and modernized through the use of today's digital technology. Sadly, while I find these effects to be interesting and wow-inducing for a one-time glance, I will admit my inner geek really prefers the original versions of the stories with the strings fully visible in all their digitally enhanced glory. (Thankfully the BBC gets that Who fans want it this way and include both versions on the disc).

I bring this up in relation to the appearance of a Gorn in this week's episode of Enterprise. Last week, my little fanboy heart skipped a beat at seeing a Tholian and I thought it would do so this week when we heard the story mention a Gorn was hiding out on a board the ship sabotaging things. The anticipation built as we pursued the Gord and then...well, we actually saw it. And I hate to say it, but I prefer the original, rubber suited lumbering monster from TOS's classic "Arena" to the raptor like, digitally created lethal killing machine we got here.

I think part of this is that beyond padding out a two part story, what did the Gorn really add to it? I mean other than the--gee, wow, we saw a new, modern Gorn on Star Trek? This little fifteen minute journey into pursuing the meddlesome creature was fun, sure, but in the overall scheme of things it felt like we were trying to pad this story out to be two hours. And that's a shame as it seem as if the cast and crew were having a good time chewing scenery as the mirror universe versions of themselves. I will admit that this episode wasn't nearly as much fun as the previous installment. Even though I loved seeing the crew wander around on faithful replicas of the original series starship sets, there were more questions than answers here. For one thing, Hoshi's betraying of Archer and setting herself up as the Empress seemed to come out of left field. As did the betrayal on the alternative Mayweather to Archer. It just seemed like something that was put in there to have a shocking twist to end the story.

And the ending really did leave us in the lurch a bit. It was interesting to hear of the alternative universe character's reactions to their our universe counterparts. But there was a lot made of the Federation and how they wanted no part of it, viewing their counterparts as week. Also, the sheer rampant xenophobia of everyone human was an interesting bit of storytelling. I've heard Manny Coto say that thematically some things brought up in this storyline will be covered in the final three or so episodes of the season. I hope so or else it just feels like danging plot threads.

Also, the obvious padding kept from really exploring the intersting things going on here. There were quite a few character arcs that could have been developed and while it's interesting to see Graham Green as an alternative version of Sloval, what overall purpose did it serve? I have to admit, I wanted to like this episode more than I did. I wonder if the first part was just so good that the second part failed to live up to the expectations. Or is it just another in the long line of brilliant first episodes and less than stellar second episodes that has plagued Star Trek since it started doing multi-part stories? I think the answer is that it's a little of both...

The Simpsons: Don't Fear the Roofer, The Heartbroke Kid
While doing some chores on Sunday, I watched an episode or two from The Simpsons fourth season on DVD. Which, of course, made the current stories pale by comparison. I applaud that the series has made it to 350 episodes. So we got an hour of new Simpsons. And my reaction--there were enough pieces from both segments to make up one great Simpsons episode. Too bad it was spread across two. The first one, with guest voice Ray Romano, seemed like it was trying too hard to have Ray in there. It had some moments but they weren't quite as great as we'd hoped. The Hearbroke Kid worked better, if only for the sequence in which the overweight Bart took longer to run through the title credits.

Family Guy: North by North Quahog
The first of 35 new episodes of Family Guy arrives and it's like the show never left the air. It's still the same humor, designed to offend the easily offended and make you feel a bit bad about laughing at how far this show is willing the envelope. I will give the show credit--it made me laugh out loud on several occasions. The opening joke about all the good shows that got cancelled by FOX to make way for Family Guy to come back was a nice little bit. And the plot, such as it was, actually worked. Heaven help me, I even laughed at the trailer for Passion 2.

American Dad: Threat Levels
Two episodes in and I want to like American Dad, but it's just not as funny as Family Guy. OK, the running gag of Trump collecting royalities for "You're Fired" was well done, but one running joke in a half-hour does not a funny show make. Instead, it felt like this one was trying too hard. I may still give it a chance, but it's not must see viewing like Family Guy or The Simpsons.

posted by Michael at 5/02/2005 12:15:00 PM | |
Sunday, May 01, 2005
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Bringing a popular novel to the big screen is a precarious task--especially if the story in question has been around for a number of years. Die hard fans of the book will cry foul if you don't include every scene, every nuance and every character from the beloved novel. But if you don't make it accessible to the general public, who's going to go and see the movie?

There's a way to do it. The Lord of the Rings trilogy showed that. It paid respect to the source material by including all the major, important elements of the story, allowing the general public to see and enjoy the films all while having just enough of the world Tolkein had built in his novels to keep the most obssessive Tolkein fans happy. (There are some who probably hated the films, but were going to on principle no matter how good they were for daring to compress or elminate tangents not necessary to the main storyline.)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is another such story. The story has been around since the late 70s when it was a series of radio show, then a series of novels, then a TV show and even a stage show. The movie has been in development limbo for years as studio after studio just couldn't quite get it right enough for author and creator Douglas Adams. Finally Adams worked out a script for the movie version of his popular story (all the versions have subtle differences) and it seemed as if, at long last, Hitchhiker's fans would get the movie we'd long been dreaming of.

Unfortunately, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy doesn't take a page from Peter Jackson's magnificent Lord of the Rings trilogy. It keeps the basic plot of the novel/radio play/TV show but doesn't include enough of the brilliant wit that was Douglas Adams to make long-time fans happy, nor is it entirely accessible if you've never read a word of Douglas Adams original stories. In short, it's a movie that is trying awfully hard to be everything to everyone and not really ending up pleasing anyone in the end.

It's interesting to note that all versions of the popular Hitchhiker's story start from the same point--on the day his home is to be torn down to make way for a new by-pass, Arthur Dent discovers his best friend, Ford Prefect is an alien and that the Earth has been scheduled for demoltion to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. Ford helps Arthur hitch a ride on board the alien ships and escape the planet's destruction. Through a series of adventures, the two meet up with Zaphod Beeblebrox, the president of the galaxy who's stolen a ship, Trilian, a girl Arthur met at a party once and who got stolen away by Zaphod and Marvin, the parnoid, depressed androids.

From the basic plotline, there are a lot of wholesale changes. Zaphod still has two heads but instead of them being on display at all times, one lives on top of the other. Also, while we get to hear entries from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a book with all useful galactic knowledge), the connection of Ford working for the Guide and being on Earth to research it is not as well establshed.

One of the big changes from previous versions to now is the romantic triangle between Arthur, Trillian and Zaphod is played up a bit more here. I'm not quite sure who to blame for this as the credits say that the screenplay was written by Douglas Adams and someone else. I can only assume this was put in after Adam's untimely death in order to give the movie a bit more broad appeal. Of course, this is at the expense of of a lot of Adam's dry witty humor that is dropped.

Then, there are wholesale new plotlines added. The Vogons play a bigger role (which they do in later books of the series) and we get a sidetrip to the Vogon homeworld. It's not the most necessary of trips as it really doesn't do much to advance the plot .In fact, I found the explanation for how they get from the earth blowing up to the mythical planet of Magrathea far more likely in the books than it was here.

Honestly, the movie is trying too hard. It doesn't keep enough of what made the books so unique and fun to read. There are some good jokes in this movie, but the pacing is off. Adams wrote his novels as a series of events and witty observations that happend to be strung together by this fluid and ever changing plot. The movie throws all this out by having the character arc of Arthur loving Trillian and realizing she's the one thing that matters to him most and vice versa. And yes, there is a connection between the destruction of Earth, white mice and the meaning of life, but it's not nearly as funny, witty or entertaining as in the movie.

Now, that's not to say there isn't some fun in there for long time fans of Adam's work. If you watch, you'll see a cameo by the TV show's Marvin the Paranoid Android. The movie's version of Marvin is great, getting all the good lines that are left. Also, it's voiced by Alan Rickman, which is a plus. The Hitchhiker's original theme is in there when the audience is first introduced to the book. And Zoeey Dashill is very good as Trillian, though she's not the blonde we heard described in the novels and saw on the TV show.

What doesn't gel is the new character written in to be played by John Malkovich. He's in the movie for precisely one scene and it adds nothing to the plot. It also leads to a huge plot thread left dangling. Also Mos Def just doesn't quite convince as Ford Prefect. He's trying too hard to be cool in the movie and it just doesnt' quite work.

In short, this was a movie I'd looked forward to for a long time but came away ultimately disappointed. And I wanted to like it. I didn't want every word kept in simply because I don't have six hours to spend in a theater. But what I wanted was something that exposed more people to what it was about Douglas Adam's books that was so special and why I take such pleasure in reading them. If I'd not read Adams before, I'd come away, scratching my head and wondering what all the fuss was about.

Hitchhiker's wants badly to be loved. But in the end, I can only sort of like it and hope that if it makes enough money to warrant a sequel, that they get it right next time.

posted by Michael at 5/01/2005 08:04:00 PM | |
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