Big Orange Michael

Gas prices have risen forty cents a gallon since Monday...it's just unbelievable. And it looks like there is no end in sight to this. Driving past the Kroger gas station down here in Smyrna where cars are generally piled up two deep per pump in line, there was nothing...just cones sitting out and no prices on the marquee. I can only assume they've run out of gas.

Which there is this rumor and legend going about that we could all be out of gasoline at stations by week's end. I am not sure whether or not to believe it, but there were reports on the radio of Atlanta gas stations charging five bucks a gallon for gas--that is, if you could find any.

Unbelievable...and as I said before, no easy end in sight.

The implications of Hurricane Katrina just keep on coming, don't they? I was listening to a sports call in show talk about Tulane University and the fact that they may not have classes this semester much less a rather trivial little thing like a home football game. It kind of puts things into persepective, doesn't it? Also, I've heard the president of the University of Alabama sent out an e-mail to 50,000 Bama ticket holders saying that there were not going to be any hotel rooms available for this weekend's game...and honestly, people who are living in hotels as they wait for waters to recede to see if they have a home to go back to do need those rooms more.

It's just brutal to think about sometimes. I am having a hard time wrapping my mind around such devestation happening. Yes, it happened last year with the tsunami..but in both cases, the sheer scale of what's gone on is hard to wrap my mind around.

Along those lines, I hope that in the coming weeks, there will be an outpouring of support for the New Orleans and Biloxi areas like we saw with the tsunami. We had the live concert to raise funds and certainly the American people will do what they can to try and help the people who have suffered. But along those lines, I do feel as if I have to point out a double standard...when the tsunamai hit, the United States was criticized world-wide for not doing enough monetarily to help the victims of that disaster. But yet, a disaster like that has occurred and those same powers who criticized us for not offering up as much aid as they felt we should have not yet stepped up to the plate and pledge any kind of aid for us.

Maybe they will..but so far, I've not heard anything to indicate this might or could happen...

posted by Michael at 8/31/2005 07:46:00 PM | |

Well, it's the last day of August and that means the August Things That Make You Happy challenge is coming to an end. It seems like just yesterday I was starting up the challenge...and now it's time to put it back into storage for another year. (At least it's not nearly as time consuming to put away as, say, Christmas decorations).

But for my final day of the challenge, I wanted to say how much I've enjoyed highlighting positive things that in my life. It's been a lot of fun to do this and it's helped give me a bit more of a positive attitude at times during the month. And so what makes me happy is that I am blessed enough to have 31 things to be happy to write and podcast about during the month of August.

posted by Michael at 8/31/2005 08:51:00 AM | |

When I lived in Biloxi, Mississippi during the year I was in the third grade, I remember my teacher talking about Hurricane Camille coming through. We watched a movie that had some footage of the devestation Camille left in its wake and I remember my little third-grade mind thinking, "I cannot imagine going through anything like that."

That same thought and feeling has been true the past couple of days as I hear and see reports from Biloxi and New Orleans about the devestation that Hurricane Katrina has brought to the area. My thoughts and prayers are with everyone in the area that is affected by this storm. I heard this story on the radio this morning about an older couple who couldn't evacuate having to go up on the roof of their home and the home splitting apart. It just breaks my heart to hear about it and think about the possiblity of losing everything you have in this world due to a natural disaster.

Even after the flood waters recede, there will still be lots of work left to do. I've heard in some places it could be up to six weeks before power is restored. In high school, I remember our church sent teams to help rebuild houses after Hurricane Hugo swept through North Carolina. I hope that a simliar thing will happen in the wake of Katrina.

I also know the Red Cross web site is set up to take donations for hurricane relief. It may not seem like much, but it's something to do to help in a small way.

posted by Michael at 8/30/2005 08:52:00 AM | |

Driving to Wal-Mart last night to pick up an inexpensive flashlight to take into work (my area has no windows and I realized should the power be interrupted today a flashlight might be a good investment), I heard Vol Calls for the first time this season. At long last, the waiting is over and Saturday it will be football time in Tennessee!

posted by Michael at 8/30/2005 08:34:00 AM | |

As most of you know, I love Doctor Who. Some of you would argue I love it more than any one sane person should...but hey--it makes me happy!

Anyway, after hearing a couple of podcasts, my friend Sarah (who is also a Dr Who fan) said to me: You know, we could do one of those. So, we got together and recorded some commentaries/podcasts for a couple of epiosdes. Which offically puts me into the "scary fan" category, but hey..what you gonna do?

This one is not the first one recorded. But it's the first one we've unleashed upon the unsuspecting world. It's for the 12th episode of the first season, "Bad Wolf."

Now, if you've not seen all of the new season of Dr Who, I suggest you avoid this until you do. It does have SPOILERS. Also, I'd say it's pretty much PG to PG-13 land.

Oh yeah, and if you don't care for Doctor Who, all we talk about is Doctor Who.....fair warning.

posted by Michael at 8/29/2005 02:33:00 PM | |

Battlestar Galactica: Home, Part 2
You know, after nine plus weeks of storytelling, I was really kind of prepared to be let down by this one. Nine weeks of building, layering, moving things into place for this episode. Surely, the cynical part of me said, it won't quite live up the expectations.

But wonder of wonders if this one didn't not only live up to expectations but exceed them in just about every possible way.

I'm still sitting here, stunned at how good all of this was.

First up, I have to talk about the wonderful new twist given to Baltar. Baltar tries to cut himself off from Six, saying she is no longer his fantasy woman and Six ups the ante--oh yeah, I'm not really a chip in your head. You're just plain mad and you've had a mental break because you can't handle the guilt of having sold out the human race to their enemies. Watching Six reveal this and then slowly twist the knife was one of the highlights of this story. And watching Baltar slowly try to come to grips with the fact that he just might be crazy and have actualy sold out the Colonies of his own idea and volition...wow, that is great stuff. I know it won't ever happen since this show is on SciFi, but I'm officially taking up the banner to get James Callis an Emmy nomination next year. His work here alone was superb and I've loves seeing how his choices and what he does to bring Baltar so vividly to life.

I also loved how Six messes with him by her choice of clothing. She comes to him first wearing nothing, then once Baltar berates her as not being his fantasy woman, she changes to the comfy sweats and the hair in a ponytail. Only in the end when she wants to further have Baltar question his sanity does she go back to the red dress that has become pretty much a part of the character at this point. I love seeing Baltar had to doubt if he has a destiny or a calling from God and then the idea that Six is an angel sent to guide him....it should be interesting to see how this is all explored as the season progresses. (And if there's one thing I've learned, it's that this show is not going to drop any really interesting plot threads).

Meanwhile, down on Kobol things are simmering to a boil. Starbuck is eager to go back to Caprica to rescue the resistance while Roslin is hell-bent on finding the tomb of Athena. Adama shows up and begins the reconcillation of the family and the fleet. We see him embrace Lee and then hold out an olive branch to Roslin. The scenes in the tent where Adama states that Roslins' decision to leave the colonies was the right one was a nice scene, in a story full of them. Then, to see Adama have to face down a copy of Sharon and then to see her hold a gun on him...great moments. I did wonder why Sharon so quickly went along with the plan to take out Adama and Lee. I mean, I can see that she is trying to find a way to prove her worth and loyalty to the fleet and crew. But it makes you wonder--if Tigh was willing to lock up and interrogate Tyrol because of his connection with Galactica-Boomer, what will be done to Helo when the rest of the fleet finds out that they are an item and expecting a child together. And if push comes to shove, where will Helo's true loyalties lie? I am glad they didn't ask him to make the choice here of joining the conspiracy or not, but at some point this question has to be addressed.

So, it looks as if the season one cliffhanger has finally been resolved. And I must say I'm impressed at the nine-episode run. And it certainly left me hungry for more and thinking--man, there can't only be three more new eps this year. We have to have miscounted and we're going to get a few more.

Oh, it's going to be a long two week break for new episodes.

The 4440: Mommy's Bosses
Well, you certainly can't say they won't have some material to start with as next season begins. I guess we figured if one cliffhanger is good, then four must be better becuase wow, those last five or so minutes were packed with plot revelatoions. I just hope this show doesn't pull an Alias next year and introduce some interesting concepts for sake of a suspenseful cliffhanger and some positive buzz and then totally ignore these developments after an episode or two.

I will admit I was happy to see at least some closure or progression of the Kyle plot. It seems as if for weeks, we've had a lot of angst swirling about because of his role in the killing of Jordan Collier. Of course, since it now appears Jordan ain't dead has Kyle gone and thrown his life away for nothing? I mean, he's come out that he killed Collier and while we now see Collier is alive, Kyle still got a gun, went up on a roof and shot the guy. Yeah, I don't see that as something I'd be putting on my resume...but that's just me.

Also, what exactly did Sean heal Kyle of? Why the huge explosion? And did it work? And why'd it take Sean so long to get around to it? Is part of Sean's power that people have to WANT to be healed of whatever afflicts them? Or will this be something that I think of here and think it's uber-cool but will never be addressed by the show? (I mean I assume they're making the show for more than just the audience of me)

And why did Isabelle suddenly go sit-com child on us and grow up real fast? Is it related to Jordan's return? Does she oppose Jordan and his agenda to help the 4400? I get the feeling that Isabelle is not all she seems. We heard her referred to as the Rosetta stone for figuring out the secrets of the 4400 last week and then this week she's all grown up and walking about naked. This one has potential to either be really interesting or to get really bad really fast. I mean, as much as I liked Enterprise, the temporal cold war plotline got convoluted quickly as to who was with who and on whose side...and this could get equally complicated just as quickly.

And fianlly, I have to wonder if Dennis Ryland has brought about the conflict he was trying to avert with his firewall program. Yes, he made a decision based on the data available to him at the time and it turned out wrong. But I have to think his motivation wasn't necessarily evil or bad...just one of circling the wagons and protecting both sides. But he did go to some extraordinary lengths to cover his tracks and he did create a conspiracy of sorts. And for somoene who was as determined and convinced of the apparent rightness of his cause, Ryland sure did give up awfully easily when Tom confronted him with evidence. It felt like the writers wanted to have a great, dramatic act break but had no idea how to get out of the corner they'd painted themselves into.

I will admit there wasn't quite the sense of head-scratching or an empty hollowness to this year's finale as there was last year's. Of course, when you have at least five cliffhangers, that's not always going to be a problem....

The Dead Zone: Saved
Walking away from "Saved" my biggest question was--why is Mirnada Harris so pivotal in the vision Johnny has for the coming armageddon? When she is missing and presumed dead, Johnny's vision of the future when touching Stillson changes and yet when she comes back and agrees to marry him (more like forced into it to protect Johnny), the visions of destruction return. It makes me wonder--what is her role and why is she so pivotal? Is it because she has some feelings for Johnny and this leads to some greater conflict down the road? Also, a few weeks ago, Johnny and Stillson agreed to not cross paths again and yet I get the feeling this promise won't hold true as the series continues to unfold. Johnny and Stillson are linked somehow in the events that are to play out and we can only watch and see how this connection continues to unfold.

And whereas The 4400 had approximately that many cliffhangers, The Dead Zone went for just one and it's far more effective. It's not something that has to be dealt with immediately when the series resumes, but it is something that should play out as the stories progress. I do admit that I am encouraged that The Dead Zone already has a renewal and a continuation of season four guaranteed so I won't have to wonder how these things all play out. It'd be far too interesting to throw in the towel as it were.

I'm still also very impressed with how the writers are able to kind of play with the vision of the week mystery this late in the game. Yes, it's been cliched at times this year, but the past few weeks, they've taken the basic premise and really spun it off and twisted it into some new directions. It's not breaking any new ground, mind you, but where the stories are going character-wise makes it worth the ride.

posted by Michael at 8/29/2005 12:28:00 PM | |

Last week, I made a plea to all side involved in protesting the funeral of S/Sgt Asbury Fred Hawn II to stay home Saturday and allow the family to grieve in peace.

Those pleas were largely ignored by Fred Phelps and his congregations of nutballs, but I have to admit I'm very proud of the middle Tennessee area for showing up with flags, words of encouragment and support and prayers for Hawn's family during this difficult time. And it's a great relief to note that there were apparently no major conflicts during the funeral for Hawn. Yes, it sounds like there was some tension there, but it doesn't sound like boiled over as it could easily have.

Reading the article about the show of support for Hawn and for our troops, I was pleasantly suprised to see the names of some people I recognized from church in the story. One in particular is one of the youth who is in my Sunday School class and I work with in the small group that I co-lead.

Cayce Sweeny, 15, is a member of the First United Methodist Church youth group. He carried a sign reading "God Loves S/Sgt. Hawn."
"It's to support the troops," he said.

I am continually impressed with the teenagers at my church. I know there are some people who dismiss teens as being loud, disruptive and unruly. Oh my goodness-they show up for church in t-shirts and jeans! We can't have that.

But really, does that matter? Not really. Now if they were showing up in Marilyn Manson shirts that might be a different issue.

But the thing is--I am continually amazed at the depth of compassion, love and human decency our youth can show. I know a group went out to support a hurting church family member and our troops this weekend. Also, a few months ago in Sunday School, we were talking about what kind of material they'd like to cover. A few days earlier, a girl they knew who occasionally came to our church had passed away. The youth wanted to do something to honor her memory and to let the family know they were loved during their time of loss. I have to admit I left Sunday School that day with a lump in my throat, proud of these youth who wanted to do something to help a grieving family.

This is one of the reasons during the past few weeks when I've been tempted to tell the education committee where to stick it about the Sunday School material that I haven't. See, here's my little secret--I learn more from them than they do from me. Oh sure, there are days when it's a blank stare and it's like pulling teeth to get them to talk...but there are other days where you find something that engages their interest and the conversation and I am just amazed and proud of our youth. It's why I enjoy teaching Sunday School and it's why I fight hard to defend them to the nay-sayers and detracters.

posted by Michael at 8/29/2005 07:32:00 AM | |

Well, I got to see my two favorite teams in action last night and I've gotta say--well one out of two didn't look that bad.

My beloved Redskins looked very good in their third pre-season game, esp. taking it to the vaunted Steeler defense in the 2nd and 3rd Quarters . One stupid mistake by Patrick Ramsey back and we easily beat them by two TDs. And our defense and running game, which is what this franchise were built on in the 80s and early 90s when we were ruling the roost, were spectacular. Seeing the counter-trey executed so well brought back memories of the Hogs and John Riggins. It was a great effort and I think we stand a chance to make some noise in the NFC East this year--esp. with Philly in such disarray.

And coach Gibbs, please, please, please take care of the Cowboys on Monday night the third week of the season. Don't keep it close...let's have a full-on blowout of my most hated team.

As for the Titans...well, it's good Pacman muffed two punts to divert the heat away from an offense that looked anemic at best. I began to wonder if last week's performance against the Falcons was the aberration and this is gonna be the rule. Our offense looked totally out of synch all night long and our special teams play is still less than special. We face the Steelers in week one and no matter who poor Ben R looked and seeing the Bus go out with a knee sprain, I fear a long afternoon for my Titans should things not get better and soon. I'll be there Thursday night to watch their final pre-season tune-up and I just hope we can find something positive on offense to build on as the season starts. We've got all the weapons in the world..it's time to use them.

posted by Michael at 8/27/2005 10:20:00 PM | |

Today begins my week of wearing something orange every day, leading up to kick-off of the first game of the year next week against UAB. And let me add, in case you were wondering, that I can wear something orange each day without having to wash. I started this tradition back a few years ago of wearing something the Friday before each game and then expanded it out as I geared up for football season (I will wear something orange on Friday and Saturday any time UT is playing in the fall...) So, if you see a strange man wandering around middle Tennessee wearing orange in the next week, you'll know it's me...

Only seven more days until the 2005 campaign begins!

posted by Michael at 8/27/2005 10:03:00 PM | |

Last weekend, I found a pre-viewed box set of one of my favorite TV shows from the 80's, Sledge Hammer.

For those of you who missed it, Sledge Hammer was a half-hour comedy that aired on ABC for two seasons and was in the vein of such shows as Get Smart or Police Squad. The show is probably best remembered for two things--Sledge's catch phrase of "Trust me, I know what I'm doing" and the cliffhanger to end the first season. As the first season came to a close, it looked as if Sledge and company wouldn't get a second season, so creator Alan Spencer wrote what he thought would be the final episode. He pretty much threw in everything but the kitchen sink and ended the story with Sledge blowing up the city trying to disarm a nuclear weapon.

Somehow, this episode got huge ratings and ABC renewed the show, leaving Spencer in a quandry. He now had to get himself out of this corner he'd painted himself into as the second season started. Spencer took the only way out he could--he set the second season of the show five years before the first season and began the season with a voice over telling viewers this. It ranks right up there with the April Fool's episode of South Park featuring Terrance and Philip a few years ago as one of those great TV show cons.

As I've been watching the episodes this week on DVD, I'm reminded of just how funny this show was. It's in the same vein as Arrested Development in that it doesn't have a laugh track and it assumes you can catch sarcasm. Oh yeah, and Hammer's solution to everything is to use more violence which often means hilarity will ensue.

It's still as funny as I remember it being (I saw all the episodes in syndication one summer a few years back) but I'd forgotten how great the theme music to this show was. And it's a good thing as it's very catchy and you immediately can identify what the show is. But the bad part is--the stinkin' theme song has been stuck in my head for days on end. (Click on the link above to give it a listen!)

It got me thinking a bit about memorable TV theme tunes.

In a lot of ways, a good TV theme is an essential part of the formula. Yes, I know these days with the greater amount of commericals out there, that a lot of shows can't have a long theme because they'd lose that necessary minute for plot development, which I think kind of stinks. Having a good theme song is almost essential. Indeed, think of some of the forgettable shows from the past that live on because they had catchy theme songs--I'm thinking of things like Mr Ed, Welcome Back, Kotter or Green Acres as prime suspects.

Indeed, if I had one real beef with the new Battlestar Galactica, it'd be that I don't care that much for the theme song. It's just OK...not really inspiring or note worthy, not in the way the one from the 70s was.

As I contemplated this, I started to think about some of the truly memorable theme songs from over the years. One of the first I was exposed to was, of course, Sesame Street. And then, there was the opening to the Electric Company which was cool, but I remember the yelling of "Hey you, guuuuuuuuuuuuys!" more than a theme. And then there was the theme to the classic 60s Spiderman cartoons.

And, of course, nothing quite stirs me down to the tips of my toes like the themes from Doctor Who or the classic Star Trek theme (the original and still the best..sorry TNG).

So, what are some theme songs that stand the test of time for you? I've mentioned a few year and I now open the floor to my readers and visitors. I could make a huge list of great themes, but I want to hear what y'all have to say. Yes, it's a shameless plug for comments, I know that...

posted by Michael at 8/26/2005 02:27:00 PM | |

As many of you know, my two favorite pro teams are the Washington Redskins and the Tennessee Titans. Because of the fact that the Redskins aren't quite the powerhouse they were in the 80s and early 90s, they don't get as much national exposure as they used to nor are their games high on the list to picked up for local broadcast.

So, when I get to see my beloved Redskins play a game, it's always a special thing for me. (I know, I could get the Direct TV Sunday NFL package thing...believe me, it's crossed my mind many times now). But to get to see both the Redskins and Titans play on the same day or weekend is a rare treat.

And sure, it's only the pre-season, but tonight, I will get to see both my teams play. The Redskins play Pittsburgh tonight and the Titans travel to San Francisco to take on the 49ers. And both games are being broadcast locally, so I will get a chance to see both my teams play.

And that makes me pretty happy today.

posted by Michael at 8/26/2005 07:46:00 AM | |

A couple of days ago, I opened up a fantasy football league for my fellow bloggers .

I realize that fantasy football isn't everyone's cup of tea or that a lot of you already have a plethora of leagues going on right now. But I figured it might be fun to set up some football related competition and one that wouldn't take up too much time each week.

Last year, a couple of my blogging buddies and I participated in Yahoo Pick 'Em leagues. Basically, you just pick the winner of a series of football games each week. I have no idea how the spread works so I have set up the leagues where you just pick winners of games.

I've set up one for the NFL and one for college football. Join one or both..whichever interests you!

The league IDs are and passwords are below:

NFL: 21330
College: 15004

Password: blog

Hope you'll join us!

posted by Michael at 8/25/2005 03:38:00 PM | |

Battlestar Galactica: Home, Part 1
I'm always intrigued by how television shows use the "To Be Continued" caption at the end of certain episode of TV shows. It was use this week to lead into next week's episode, but I found myself wondering--was it really all that necessary? Because basically, the last nine or so new epiosdes could have featured that little tag to end the story since all the episodes closely follow each other in terms of the on-going story and continuity.

Not that I am complaining, mind you.

I'm just wondering about these things.

Because, honestly, there wasn't a lot to NOT like about this one. Yes, I realize that a lot of it was an elaborate coming together of the last nine or so episodes of the show and moving them toward some type of resolution next week with the conclusion of this arc. But I really liked the way the pieces began to move into place structurally. Last week, I noted I felt like the ships jumping away from the fleet wasn't really addressed at all, except for a comment or two by Adama. This week, we see how this is affecting things and how the splintering of the fleet has weakened things. Also, I found the character journey that Adama goes through a fascinating one. From being stubborn and prideful at the beginning in appointed a new CAG and making comments about loyalty to the conversation with Duala in his quarters to his decision to put the fleet back together. One of the interesting themes of the early season two episodes is characters being forced to embrace roles that are bit outside their area of expertise--from Tigh being the sole leader to Adama facing the press corp here to Roslin playing the religious card.

But in the end, it's Adama who is forces to swallow his pride and begin the journey toward putting things back together. To steal a quote from the original Star Trek's "Doomsday Machine," "We're stronger with you than without you." Looking back, it's easy to forget the exact details of how this current situation began (though you'd think the Cylons would be tearing in to take a potshot or two while the fleet is divided) but it was action of both Roslin and Adama that created the current crisis. Interesting to see that Adama is the one who is willing to offer the palm branch first and do what it takes to put the fleet back together.

Meanwhile, we begin to see more of the true colors of Tom Zarek. As I watch, I don't see Zarek as a typical bad-guy so much as a Gul Dukat type character from DS9. Dukat was absolutely convinced that everything he did was for his own personal good and to achieve his agenda, even when it seemed totally at odds with what was needed overall. Zarek is one of those where the ends seem to justify the means, but he's also smart to plot with a sidekick to take out Lee, thus leaving him an out should the plot be exposed. (And it might be as I don't see them killing off Lee).

And Starbuck returns to the fleet, leading to one of the many great scenes of the show--the standoff. Lee pulls his gun on Caprica-Boomer and Helo pulls his gun on Lee. The standoff and Roslin's promise to keep Boomer safe and then ordering her shoved out an airlock was great.

About the only huge nitpick I had with this one--and I'm sure there are others of you out there who thought it as well--was that if the fleet is out there and supplies are limited, where in the name of Kobol did they get walnuts?

But otherwise, a superb episode and I know exactly where I will be Friday night at 9 p.m. for the conclusion.

The Dead Zone: Coming Home
As I watched the first few minutes of this one unfold, I was rolling my eyes. The plotline of some type of evil stalking the hallways, stealing the souls of people was something right out of one of my least favorite Buffy episodes ever, "Killed by Death" (I can see Barry going into shock right now that I made a disparaging remark about my beloved Buffy).

But suddenly, instead of being a wacky almost Scooby Doo-like mystery of the week, this one took a dramatic turn into some character development and turned out to be one of the stronger epiosdes of the season. Seeing Johnny get inside the fractured family relationship of Sarah and her father was great. The scene in which Johnny tells Sarah of his vision of her mother's final few moments was genuinely one of the best moments this show has ever done in terms of effectiveness and hitting the right emotional notes. I know there are some who are critical of Nicole DeBoer's acting (I've not ever seen it....I tend to like most of what she does here and I liked her on DS9), but I can't see how you dould fault much of what happened in this one. To see that Sarah and her father are both blaming themselves for things surrounding Sarah's mother's death was nicely done. I can even go with Sarah's father having his epiphany moment because he fears he may be dying and wants to make peace with Sarah.

Good stuff all around.

And while the plotline of the lady running the nursing home has created this monster to scare the residents into staying in bed was a bit obvious, it actually worked and it didn't have me rolling my eyes when this fact was revealed. It did have me wonder why Sarah continues to let her father stay in the place at episode's end...but hey, this may be addressed in a future episode so I can let it slide for now.

The 4440: The Fifth Page
Watching this week's episode, I began to wonder just how much control Isabelle has over Lilly. It seems as if Lilly's personality swings and changes on an almost weekly basis, culminated here by her decision to leave the safehouse with Isabelle and go on the lam with her ex-husband. Seems to me as it this is all motivated out of some sense of self-preservation by Isabelle and her not wanting to be taken by the governmental agencies involved here.

Meanwhile, since I guess the great show The Inside is gone, Peter Coyote can come back for a couple of episodes, which is not a bad thing. Seems the 4400 have some type of disease that could be an epidimic. They're all ordered back into quarantine, a stance some of them don't take well. Richard, who is remarkably immune or at least not showing any symptoms yet, becomes the leader in the place of Shawn who is take ill. This leads to the potential for conflict that Jordan Collier warned about with some of the 4400 going into hiding rather than reporting.

About the only plotline that bugged me is Kyle. Seems as if we've had this protracted "should I tell or shouldn't I? think about his role in Collier's death going on far too long now. Yes, I get that he's conflicted about it. But honestly, his going to help the girlfriend of the guy accused in his place..yeah, not so much.

Just like BSG, this episode is all bringing things together and putting the pieces in place for the second half of the story next week. With the information that NTAC gave the 4400 this virus, what will happen now? And will Tom and Diana be forced to choose sides in whatever elaborate game is being played? And will this year's season finale offer us more answers than last year's did?

Time will tell...time will tell...

posted by Michael at 8/25/2005 10:28:00 AM | |

A couple of weeks ago, Hechts was having a sale on men's dress shirts--buy one, get one free. My mom and I visited the Hechts over at Cool Springs in search of a couple of new shirts for my wardrobe (I always like to have a good fashion consultant with me...my mom and my sister are like having the What Not to Wear crew on call in a good way) . Well, I found quite a few shirts in a variety of shades and patterns and even got some new ties to go with them.

Well, the past couple of weeks, I've been wearing the new shirts and enjoying my new fashion sense. And I've been getting a lot of compliments from people on how much they like the shirts, which is always a nice feeling.

And it makes me think--that makes me really happy. But I also wonder--do I do enough just random kindness to others? So, in my something happy, I find I have something that I might need to work on...because I love hearing the kind words of others about my new fashion sense and so I want to try and pass along that feeling to others.

posted by Michael at 8/25/2005 07:58:00 AM | |

No matter how you feel about the war in Iraq, I think most of us agree that any time a soldier gives his or her life in service to our country that it is a tragic loss. And I think most of us would agree that the solider's family and friends should be given the dignity of mourning the loss of their loved one in peace.

But there are people who apparently don't agree with me on this one.

One of them is Pastor Fred Phelps, a Baptist minister from Kansas. Phelps is leading a crusade against the war in Iraq by celebrating the death of American soldiers killed in this conflict. According to his rhetoric, these men and women are dying because of God's wrath and vengeance for America's "acceptance of homosexuality." Phelps sends people out to the funerals of service men and women who have fallen in Iraq with signs that proclaim hatred of homosexuals and America in general including one that says "Thank God for dead soldiers."

A few weeks ago, three soliders from Tennessee were killed serving in Iraq. One of them happens to be the brother of a member of my church. Services for him are planned this weekend. Now, the family in question has been through a lot of hardship of late--they just lost a daughter in a car crash as school ended and now they've lost a brother. I cannot begin to imagine the hurt and anguish they are feeling right now.

To make it worse, Phelps is sending some of his protesters (I hesitate in using the word "nutballs" here but the term does apply) to the funerals for both soldiers. Which means that Phelps' crew will be here Saturday to protest the funeral and offer up such wonderful messages as "Thank God for dead soldiers."

But the fun doesn't end there.

Local conservative talk show host, Steve Gill caught wind of this and this morning took to the airwaves calling on the Southern Baptist convention to condemn Phelps' actions and to rally a group to go out and protest Phelps' protesters. From what I caught of Gill's rhetoric, he'd like to have 1,000 listeners out Saturday to show support.

So, it looks like this is turning into a circus. And in all this, we seem to be losing sight of the fundamental issue at stake here--a family has experienced a tragic loss. And they should be allowed to mourn and remember the life of their loved one who made the ultimate sacrifice that allows both sides of this to come out and speak their mind freely and openly about this issue. But instead, both sides are getting caught up on a rherotic and an agenda that suits their own personal goals or needs.

And the more I think about it, the more irritated I get. The families deserve a right to grieve privately.

I've not heard any reports of either of the families in question seeking out media attention or attempting to turn the death of a loved one into a political cause like Cindy Sheehan.

Neither side of this swirling issue were invited to the services on Saturday. I wish they'd figure this out and not bother to come down to Smyrna on Saturday for this. But, alas, I fear that it will be a circus with a grieving family caught in the middle.

To both sides: please, stay home. I understand and respect your right to speak your mind and share your opinion, no matter how much I may disagree with it. But I also ask that you show some thought and consideration for these families.

posted by Michael at 8/24/2005 10:04:00 AM | |

To say I'm looking forward to Serenity, the movie based on Joss Whedon's short-lived but brilliant series Firefly is a bit of an understatement. (If you're not watching Friday's at 6 p.m. CST on SciFi, why not?!? Or better yet, just buy the box set...trust me, it's worth it).

One of the many marketing tie-ins is a three-part comic book mini-series from Dark Horse comics that will bridge the gap from the end of the series to the movie. Now, I've been scouring local comic shops to find these because as you may know, I'm a fan of all things Whedon and I really wanted to have the opportunity to read this story before I plunk down my eight bucks to see the movie. I was having a frustrating time finding any of the issues. Part of this, I'd like to chalk up to the popularity of Firefly and say it's good vibes for a great opening for the movie and maybe many more movies to come. But I have to wonder if part of it isn't the comic book tactic of having not one but three covers for each issue--each one featuring a different member of the cast. At times in my search, I had to wonder--is it because they have three covers that I can't find even just one issue with any cover so I can just read and enjoy the story?!?

Well, my frustration came to an end last evening when I wandered into the Great Escape and found they had copies of issues 1 and 2 in. And for each issue, they had the covers featuring the characters I wanted (pictured above). So, I was happy to pick them up, take them home and dive into the story. And let me just say this--it's good stuff. It's written by Whedon, so it has a very Firefly-like feel to it. Good stuff and it only makes me that much more excited to see the movie at the end of September.

posted by Michael at 8/24/2005 07:40:00 AM | |

In case you haven't figured it out by now, I love all things UT. Growing up and moving all around the country, I always wanted to go to UT. My parents attended UT and met there. I love UT football (and really all UT sports!) . I remember visiting the campus on a trip to see my grandparents and being struck by how beautiful it was.

I love all things UT. I'm proud to be an alumni and I spent five great years there.

Above is a picture of campus, including God's house where the Vols kick-off the 2005 campaign a week from Saturday. My dad attended a conference last week and got to take a helicopter tour of East Tennessee. This photograph is from a digital camera while on that tour.

I love UT. I love orange and white. And that is what make me happy today.

posted by Michael at 8/23/2005 09:52:00 AM | |

File this one under: Things that should have happened long before now.

I remember right after Peyton Manning graduated from UT, there was a lot of debate about what should be done to honor him. And let's face it--the man deserves to be honored. Not only a great quarterback and football player, but also a great ambassador and representative of all that can be right and good in the world of college athletics. I mean, the man gave up millions and being an assured first-pick in the draft to come back for his senior season with the Vols. And do NOT get me started on the stupidity that was the Hesiman voting that year. It has forever tainted this award in my mind. The Heisman is meaningless at this point since the criteria for voting change at the whim of the voters (aka ESPN).

But back to my original point. After Peyton graduated, there was a great deal of debate about what should be done to honor him for his great career at UT. One of the ideas bandied about and championed a lot by then SportsTalk host Mike Keith was retiring Peyton's number. Alas, UT didn't agree and instead reserved Peyton's number for "deserving" and "special" players. Which every time I see Rick Clausen wearing Peyton's number I go--how in the hell is Rick Clausen special? (Note for future reference: No member of the Clausen family should EVER get to wear any number worn by Peyton at any time).

Well, finally the news comes this morning that UT is going to retire three numbers this year--Peyton's, Reggie White's and Doug Atkin's. This is a move I wholeheartedly applaud and as I said--it should have been done way before now.

Of course, driving into work I made the mistake of tuning into 104.5 the Zone's morning show (Our motto: Bitter Vandy fans get to talk first). I really should remember that they are the flagship station for Vandy and so they have to try and run up some anti-UT sentiment somehow by questioning if Peyton's number should be retired. Then, you invariably get the four or five bitter Vandy fans who have the number on speed dial who deride Manning, UT and that he "couldn't win the big game." OK, I admit that Peyton never did beat Florida. I'll give you that..but he owned Bama and his numbers and winning percentage speak for themselves. Peyton was also a leader off the field, sending the right message about what is good about college athletics when he chose to forego millions in the NFL and stay for his senior season. Peyton Manning is a great ambassador for college football and UT, the likes of which few, if any schools will ever see again. Manning helped UT go to the next level--a level we've stayed at for close to a decade. I can see how all this positive influence and success would be hard to swallow for fans of other schools as they watch their schools mired in mediocrity and caught by the NCAA in scandal after scandal.

But let me say this again--Peyton Manning is one of the best to ever play the game. And his number is more than worthy of retirement.

End of story.

posted by Michael at 8/23/2005 07:46:00 AM | |

Thank heavens that football is only a few short weeks ago--and by football, I mean games that count as opposed to the pre-season.

I've played fantasy football for years now and it does tend to add a lot of fun to the season. Last year, a couple of bloggers and I battled for bragging rights, picking the winners of NFL and college games. (It's all legal..no money exchange hands, just the pride and honor of the respective players). I am up for the challenge again, but this year I thought I'd throw down a whole different gauntlet--fantasy football.

Anyone out there interested in a blogger fantasy football league? I've set one up at Yahoo. You will have to have a Yahoo ID to sign in and play. But it's free and it could be a lot of fun.

League id: 181904
Password: ut1998

posted by Michael at 8/22/2005 02:21:00 PM | |

Every once in a while, I get the much needed reminder that I've got a lot of good friends....

(And yes, I count both real world friends and blogging friends in that)

posted by Michael at 8/22/2005 10:10:00 AM | |

The infamous lost episode of "I'm Just Like You, But I Have a Podcast". OK, so maybe it's not infamous and maybe it's just because yours truly couldn't count...but whatever the case, it's the latest and greatest podcast with all kinds of ramblings....

You can follow the link above to my libsyn blog about it or download it directly.

posted by Michael at 8/22/2005 09:38:00 AM | |

Amy of Prochein Amy hinted for a few weeks that it'd be great if I hosted the Karnival of Kidz this week. Being that I'm a guy and generally clueless I missed the hints, but thankfully Amy didn't lose patience with me and instead took the direct route of saying--Hey, you want to host?

"What are nutrients, anyway?" asks one of Pipsqueak's children. Find out what prompted this question over at the Common Room.

Amy shares about her oldest daughter's first day of kindergarten.

Primo Donna shares a cute, funny story about Amy. I won't spoil it here--you have to read it for yourself.

Peter Davis of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack is excited about the Karnival rolling into town. So much so that he got all dressed up. He shares photos of himself then and now, dressed up for the Karnival.

ArmyWifeToddlerMom shares memories of her husband's Grandmother who recently passed away and a few stories from the funeral.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and you can never go wrong with the great food choices available--from cereal to bacon and eggs to pancakes. Man, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. But it is an important choice and good way to start the day off right, in more ways than one as One Happy Dog Speaks shares with us in this entry.

posted by Michael at 8/22/2005 07:24:00 AM | |

I was helping Gracelyn color last night in her new coloring book...which would be a moment of happiness in and of itself. But then, she reached into her bucket of crayons, pulled out an orange one and said, "This is your color. Color with it."

Great moment.

Of course, she then wanted me to color the faerie princess's mouth, lips and nose orange.....

posted by Michael at 8/21/2005 12:21:00 PM | |

Today's little thing that makes me happy is quite simple really....getting to sleep in on a Saturday morning.

posted by Michael at 8/20/2005 12:17:00 PM | |

Just to be cliche man, I'm gonna go with the fact that I'm happy that it is finally Friday. Man, there were times this week I wondered if I'd make it.

And I am glad that it's only 15 days until it's football time in Tennessee!!!

posted by Michael at 8/19/2005 01:20:00 PM | |

Friday's Feast
Appetizer
Do you get excited when the season begins to change? Which season do you most look forward to?
Yes I do. And because of my love of football, I look forward to fall most.

Soup
What day of the week is usually your busiest?
Wednesday

Salad
Would you consider yourself to be strict when it comes to grammar and spelling? What's an example of the worst error you've seen?
Grammar, yes. Spelling...well, just read through here and I am sure you will find tons of spelling mistakes and errors. Or typos.

Main Course
Who has a birthday coming up, and what will you give them as a gift?
My nephew, Davis. I am going to get him the Baby Tennessee DVD and a Star Wars X-Wing fighter toy.

Dessert
If you could have any new piece of clothing for free, what would you pick?
A nice suit.

Aloha Friday
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? Did you know what it was when you ate it?
When I lived in Reston, Virginia, my grandparents (my dad's parents) lived about three hours south of us in Lanexa, VA (waaaaaaaaaay outside Williamsburg...) Anyway, they'd come to visit and we'd always go to the Chesapeake Bay Seafood House on Saturday night. They had all you can eat and you could select from this huge list of seafood delicacies. Well, one night Grandpa got frog's legs and he somehow dared/convinced me I should try them. I did.

What’s your #1 method of communication with people? Email? Telephone? IM? Actually talking in person?
Subliminal messages.....

OK, really, I prefer e-mail as I don't feel like it's being too intrusive.

Link to a news story from this morning you think might be interesting to us!
I know a lot of my blogging buddies are Lost fans like me...so here's a link to the hints that there will be a 2nd new female cast member added to Lost this year (besides Michelle Rodriguez)

posted by Michael at 8/19/2005 10:55:00 AM | |

The CBS Evening News without Dan Rather last night had this report about a marketing campaign by Dove skin cream. Instead of using waifishly thin models to sell their beuaty products, Dove is "taking a chance" by having "real" woman sell these products under the banner of "Real Women Have Curves."

Now, I'd heard about this campaign a few weeks ago. I think it was a featured link on MSN on one day. (I hate to say it, but the little ad of women in their white cotton skivvies with the text shouting that real women have curves on MSN proved to be too much NOT to click. I mean, it's not like this was a link from any other web site where I didn't know where it might take me. Bill Gates would never steer me toward porn...)

There was a lot in this report that struck me as interesting.

But what hasn't changed is this: it's still a sales-pitch. The question Dove is raising is: do real women want to buy their beauty products from regular women or from size two supermodels?

Frances Grill, founder of the Click Model Agency, doesn't think the supermodels have anything to worry about.

Grill says that when she picks up a magazine, she's "looking for the fantasy and the illusion" and that people are drawn in by glamour.

"Regular people, when they look in a mirror, they don't see this," says Axelrod while looking at pictures of models with Grill.

"But they can fantasize it," Grills says.

Dove is banking on her being wrong.

"I think these ads aren't about fantasy. It's about celebrating reality," Gina [Crisanti (one of the models in the campaign)] said.

Dove is also banking that the man on the street is more like Randy Carnegie.

"Now I can walk and whoa -- there goes somebody that looks like my wife!" said Carnegie.

Looking at Gina on the billboard, Carnegie says, "She looks too skinny to be in there."

Too skinny? Try this: A model agency Gina just contacted told her, sorry -- they don't work with plus sizes!

First of all--plus size?!? Good heavens, it's no wonder there are so many young women these days out there with eating disorders.

Of course, what I think this comes down to is the definition of what is beautiful and what isn't. Or to put in the terms the young 'uns are using these days--are you hot or not?

A couple of weeks ago, I was in the bookstore and perusing the plethora of magazine titles availalbe to me. I was debating between which fantasy football guide I needed to start assembling my team this season (I won the league I was in with some buddies from church and I've got a big ol' target on my back, so I've gotta stay one step ahead and not tank in my post-Super Bowl year). Anyway, while browsing, I couldn't help but notice that Hooters (you know the restuarants) had their own magazine. On one level, I suppose it was only a matter of time, really. The magazine was placed with other magazines of "men's interest" such as Maxim, FHM, Stuff, etc.

(In a way, it reminded of the comedy routine about the differences between men and women even in magazines. I think it's by Jeff Foxwerthy. Basically, it says how women's magazines talk about how to find a good man, how to make him into a good man, etc while men's magazines all feature one thing--naked or semi-naked women.)

Anyway, I will admit..I gave into the dark side a bit. I've been to Hooters a couple of times and so I have to admit I was curious about the magazine. I picked it up, flipped through and found a lot of photos of women in the Hooters outfits and bathing suits, all trying to look sexy and hot.

But were they succeeding. I think it was a day or two later I first saw the ad for the Dove campaign and clicked on it. And as I thougth about it, I have to admit that women in the Dove campaign were a bit "hotter" to me.

Why?

A lot of it boils down to the reason I like to go to the Y as opposed to another gym I visited in Smryna. See this gym had lots of people in Spandex all showing off how muscled, toned, ripped and all around in shape they are. Now I like to think I'm in good physical shape, but ripped toned and buff I am not. I like the Y as there is a good cross-representation of real people...not just a bunch of people strutting about in spandex. I mean, I know for a fact that I don't have a perfect body....I like to joke I've got six-pack abs, but they're just inside a cooler.

And the thing is, when I was looking at the Hooters Magazine, I kept thinking--yeah, that's OK, but they're trying too hard to convince me they're "hot." Instead, I was more intrigued by the Dove women because they had that "they don't know they're beautiful" quality to them. As in--they take pride in their appearance but aren't stuck on themselves. I mean, I know I'm not gonna win any high ratings on Am I Hot Or Not, but I do take pride in how I look. And I don't wear the polka-dotted shirt with the plaid pants (well, at least not since that once time in college on laundry day..but I digress). I know we've all been told that true beauty comes from within and the older I get the more I find this to be true.

I'd rather have a sparkle in her eyes, a genuine smile and something indefinable rather than the Hooters fantasy girl who is trying so hard to convince myself and herself of how hot she is.

As the old saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I realize I'm not saying anything earth-shattering or covering any new ground here. But hey, not every posting can be gold, right?

posted by Michael at 8/18/2005 02:57:00 PM | |

I enjoy a good pizza as much, if not more, than the next person. I think part of it is that while on the diet a few years ago, I read how "bad" pizza is for you in terms of total caloric value. (Even putting veggies on it doesn't help much) So, I have to admit I don't have pizza very often...but when I do I enjoy it.

And there's just something about having leftover pizza for lunch the next day that makes me happy...

posted by Michael at 8/18/2005 01:18:00 PM | |

It's just and available for your listening pleasure. Here's two ways to get to it: Download it from here or surf over to my libsyn blog and listen to it that way.

This week, I examine--just what in the world should my podcast's mission statment be?

Enjoy! And feel free to leave any comments, questions or debate.

posted by Michael at 8/18/2005 07:35:00 AM | |

Battlestar Galactica: The Farm
Was it just me or did this episode really feel kind of incomplete?

Not that this is a bad thing, but as the fade to black set in, I wondered--gee, aren't there five or so more minutes left to go? Also, I felt really robbed that I wasn't watching the whole season on DVD and couldn't just jump to the next episode and continue the stories that were unfolding.

And I mean that in a good way.

After last week, when the Caprica storyline did zilch for me, I can honestly say that at least this week's actually was a bit better. Starbuck is captured by the Cylons and learns that the human females who can bear children have been turned into baby-making machines. And Starbuck could be next in line. From what I understand of the conversation that Caprica-Boomer has with Starbuck and Helo, the Cylons haven't quite mastered creating copies that can biologically have children. Honestly, as I watched this, I kept wondering if this was or is going to be simliar to Attack of the Clones where we'll later find out that the Cylon babies created here are accelerated to be older clones faster.

Meanwhile, the really juicy stuff is happening with the fleet. Adama's back and facing the mess that Tigh created while he was out of the loop. I loved the scenes of seeing Adama return and the conversation between Adama and Tyrol was great. I wonder if Adama was talking to Tyrol about the possibilty of seeing Boomer again or himself. The scene in the end where Adama confronts the dead body of Galactica Sharon was nicely done and the acting by Edward James Olmos makes up for the fact that for five weeks leading up to this, the most emotion he had to show was squeezing Apollo's hand. And you just get this sense of profound relief when he steps back in. Yes, the situation is still pretty much out of control, but Adama's back and he's going to make it right.

Of course, Roslin ain't helping much. She goes for "the religion card" and asks for ships to join her in returning to Kobol. Roslin's reluctance to accept this role is compelling, but it's also interesting that she's slowly embracing it more and more. And it takes less convincing for her to step into the role of a religious leader. At the end, a third of the fleet jumps to Kobol, after Adama assumed that only a few ships would go along with Roslin's "crazy fundamentalism."

I did like Lee not wanting to disavow his father though. And Zarek is being well used. Watching the original series, I never thought that Richard Hatch would be as good an actor as he displays here. He just does a great job and it's one of those pleasant surprises in a series that seems to be full of them.

But the nitpicky things. Sometimes they drive me nuts. Like the last time we saw Caprica-Boomer, she was taking Starbuck's ship? What happened to that? Did we miss some dialogue where it's established what happened to the ship and why? And since Six seems to have some connection to Boomer, does this mean the rebel base has been outed? Are the Cylons simliar to the Borg in that it seems they have a collective consiousness at times? If so, does that mean our plucky resistance group is in big time trouble?

These are the questions an obsessive fan like myself asks.

The 4400: Lockdown
In sports, there is often discussion of a tree of coaching. For example, a lot of today's successful college basketball coaches worked with Dean Smith.

In the world of TV writers, I like to look at the tree of writing. Specifically, anyone who has worked with Joss Whedon (which just to remind everyone here: Joss Whedon, good!). Douglas Petrie, the writer for this episode, was one of those writers. He worked on Buffy for several years, writing some great episodes. In fact, I think he may have been behind one of my favorite episodes of all-time "Fool For Love."

So, when his name scrolled across the opening credits here, I got a bit excited.

Which at that point was a good thing as I'd already rolled my eyes in the teaser. Once again, we had one of those openings where weird, wild stuff happens that is a bit out of character and we see a dramatic moment. Then the show flashes back x-amount of time to show you what lead up to this dramatic event--in this case, Tom and Diana going Face/Off and pointing guns at each other.

And, for the most part, what we got was pretty good stuff. On the day of Jordan Collier's b'day, NTAC is attacked by some type of virus that emites a signal that makes all the men go extra testosterone-y. Or if you've seen original Star Trek, everyone goes all "Naked Time." Or maybe it's more like everyone goes Fox Mulder on his worst day of trusting no one and suspecting everythng. However you want to think about it, hopefully you get the point.

Apparently it doesn't affect the women as much, though towards the end they do get a bit snarky. Of course, running around, having guns pointed at you, getting yelled at and/or shot can kind of ruin you day, I suppose and make you a bit cranky.

In the end, we find out it was one of the 4400 behind the attack, basically sending out the signal from her palm pilot. I had no idea these things could do that. Seriously, I need to look into getting one if I can hold major governmental agencies at bay with it. That could come in handy shortening the line at DMV, let me tell you.

Meanwhile, Kyle meets a new woman (what happened to hottie professor gal?) who helps him make up for his years in a coma, if you know what I mean. And Sean starts to lose his ability to heal, which I had seen coming long before now. I think I called this one a few weeks ago in wondering did Sean's ability have a "shelf life" or what happened if he couldn't "recharge" as it were. I guess we're gonna find out as we make the final run to the end of the season....

The Dead Zone: Babble On
After last week's season high point, I sort of expected a drop off. But hey, every series can suprise you and The Dead Zone did that this week.

Of couse, any week you can highlight David Ogden Stiers and the wonderful relationship between Johnny and Purdy, you've got pretty much dramatic gold. And let me just say that worked this week. Thankfully the script was self-aware enough to know the audience would figure out early the visions Johnny was accessing were from the dust in his house. I was worried we'd go all episode without this being figure out by Johnny and thus left to be disappointed come episode's end.

Instead, we establish this early and often and then go about creating a mystery of the week that is actually compelling and interesting. Sure, it follows the standard Dead Zone formula, but when the impact to Johnny's character is this well done, I can look past it. The idea that Johnny somehow had this vision as a boy and it was what slowly drove his father to a mental institution was a chilling way to end the story. And I have to admit, I liked it. Never saw it coming and it didn't feel forced or cliched as it easily could have.

posted by Michael at 8/17/2005 07:53:00 AM | |

I opened up The Tennessean this morning and right there on the front page of the living section was a great gift idea for Davis's b'day--a DVD called Baby Volunteer that teaches the small ones about the wonders and joys that is God's sport--UT football. (It is played in God's house....hey, why are dark clouds circling around my computer all of a sudden?)

This will be a perfect compliment to his PlaySkool Star Wars X-Wing fighter toy (did I mention when you push a button it PLAYS the first few notes of the Star Wars theme?!? How cool is that?!?) that he'll also be getting from Uncle Michael for his b'day. And it goes well with a board book I got for Gracelyn for her 2nd b'day about the University of Tennessee.

Spoiling my neice and nephew...yeah, it makes me happy.

posted by Michael at 8/17/2005 07:33:00 AM | |

I can't say I'm really that excited about the news that the Titans and Adam Jones have pretty much agreed on a contract that will end the sixth-pick's hold out and get Jones into camp as early as tomorrow. I guess it's more a profound sense of relief that this part of the saga is behind us and maybe, just maybe, Pacman can start earning some respect for his play on the field rather than earning my apathy for how he acts off the field. Though I read that Pacman would like to get some playing time in Friday night's ~~scrimmage~~ pre-season game against the Falcons. Somehow I can't see him picking up the system in just two days...but that's just me.

But, then I hear news that uber-agent Drew Rosenhaus is in town, pushing that his client, Billy Volek be traded by the Titans so he (Billy) can be an NFL starter.

I like Volek a good deal--part of the reason being I picked him up at the right time to help me win a bunch of games in a fantasy football league last year.

And I do think Volek deserves to be a starter at some point. But do we honestly need Rosenhaus coming in here and creating the same swirl of controversy and dissent that he's managed to help T.O. create in Philly?

My answer: Not so much.

So, thanks for stopping by Drew, but I am sure a plane from Nashville International is leaving just about any time now for Philly. I hear T.O. needs your help....cause from what I've seen, you and your client have done wonders so far in helping create a spirit of team work up there with the Eagles...

posted by Michael at 8/16/2005 02:07:00 PM | |

Over the weekend, I watched the latest Will Smith movie, Hitch.

Now, I've not got anything against romantic comedies, per se and I will give you that Hitch was an entertaining, fun little movie. (Though I will agree with a lot of the comments I've seen that Kevin James steals the show. Also, I admit I saw it with family and was not "forced" to watch it by a member of the female gender. I wanted to see it as the previews showing Kevin James demonstrating his dancing style to Will Smith were a riot).

But as I watched it, I found myself thinking about the real problem that I--and maybe a lot of other guys out there--have with romantic comedies. It's not the romantic angle or the predictable formula most of them fall into (I mean, look at movies that are targeted for guys...they are pretty formulaic themselves, just instead of the two leads ending up dating, they end up blowing up stuff in a loud way). No, my real "issue" with romantic comedies is that I always walk away thinking, "Yeah, it's so much easier for the guys to apporach the girls in them because the whole encounter is scripted."

When it comes to approaching and talking to a woman I don't know or barely know for the first, second or even fiftieth time, I swear that I sometimes feel like Chris Farley from Tommy Boy. I always seem to want to go "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" within three seconds of having opened my mouth and said something. And why is it that something that sounded witty and funny in my head tends to come out as sounding more like, "Me like stuff...what you like?" or one of the little minions you control in Warcraft who exclaim "Zug, zug!" when you put them to work in the game.

(I swear, I think I could fill an entire season of Seinfeld with stuff that's happened to me. I remember one incident a few year ago, where I'd re-encountered a woman I'd met years before and the group of us had gone out to dinner. Now, I drink a lot of water, esp. after I've been swimming in the evening and/or could be nervous. And so during dinner, we'd chatted and were hitting it off, to the point that after we ate and paid our bills, we stood around the parking lot and it eventually whittled down to just her and I. Being near a bookstore, we went inside for some reason. Now during all of this, I suddenly realized the old adage that you don't own coffee, you just borrow it also applied to water. And I started to feel this desparate urge to go...but trying to be suave and not come out and say, "Gee, I really GOTTA go!" and then run for the restroom, I tried to hint that I'd wander off and be right back....which should have worked were it not for the fact that as I'd try to work this into conversation, she'd say something that I felt I needed to respond to and didn't want the moment to get away from me while I was off in the restroom. Eventually, it got to the point where I just had to go so bad that it was either relive preschool or be blunt. I went with blunt. And then obsessed about it for days on end...again the whole Chris Farley thing of "Stupid, stupid, stupid!". But she did actually call back and we went out a couple of times and thankfully this was not counted against me....at least as far as I can tell.

But back to my point...I could see something like that happening to George...)

Last season on Monk, our hero got the phone number of a woman and before he called her, he sat down and wrote out conversational cards for every opportunity. Which it was great fun to watch him organize the cards and demonstrate how he was prepared for any conversational alley that might arise. And then, we see Monk actually call and, ha-ha, she throws in a rogue questions and throws off the whole system. (And for those of you wondering--no, I haven't done this!)

Now, I'm not saying that I write down or plot out entire conversations before I have them with women. All I'm saying is that as a man, I feel a bit intimidated by these romantic comedies wherein seemingly normal men come up with witty, intelligent banter for talking to women for the first, second or hundred-and-third time. And don't get me started on how Cameron Crowe has ruined it for all of us with his two creations of Jerry McGuire and Lloyd Dobber. It's so easy to come up with these grand gestures that will win her heart and garner her attention in a movie. I'm just saying if I showed up outside someone's window with a radio over my head, she might be as likely to call the cops and have me hauled off for being a stalker as she would be to think, "Wow, that is so sweet."

Of course, I often wonder--what do women think of guys and the ways we approach them? I mean, I can imagine I must have frustrated a woman or two in my time with my complete lack of picking up what should be obvious clues. Heck, I know for a fact that my ex got frustrated with me for the first month after we met as I didn't call enough. But, you know, we traded e-mails and IMs for five hours a day and I wasn't sure if calling after that would appear either cute and endearing or more "dear heavens, this man is a stalker" to her. Eventually it got to a point where she said, "If you get bored later, call me" and I figured even if I wasn't bored, I should at least pick up the phone and, at worst, leave a voice mail.

But ya know, it's all part of the wacky world of fun that is men, women and dating. It's probably been going on since Adam, when he wondered how long after Eve gave him the fruit he should wait before he called. And it doesn't show any signs of getting any easier any time soon. But it sure does make life interesting, doesn't it?

posted by Michael at 8/16/2005 11:12:00 AM | |

I have to admit that about this time last year, I was in a bit of a struggle to find things that fit the August Challenge...but this year, each time I think I'm about to run out of things that make me happy to blog about, another two or three things spring to mind or happen to me and I just sit back and think, "Cool." That alone could be my happy thought for today...but I've got a few more.

I thought I was going to have to miss playing softball tonight, but events and meetings got moved around so that I could make it to the game. Now, please, please, please don't let it rain or wash out the games!

posted by Michael at 8/16/2005 08:10:00 AM | |

Here are two Titans fans in training, sharing the foam number one finger I got from Titans Radio Friday evening. I also had fun trying to teach Davis how to mimic spelling the word Tennessee so he could freak out his parents by randomly throwing it out in conversation at some point. I think, for now, I may have to settle for teaching him to the the "T E double-N E double-S, double-E, Tennessee" cheer!

posted by Michael at 8/15/2005 11:08:00 AM | |

At long last, pre-season football has arrived in middle Tenneesee. After weeks of the off-the-field distractions of Adam Jones and his contract dispute, it was nice to head out to the stadium and actually focus on what happened on the field rather than who is suing who and will Pacman ever sign a contract? (Honestly, I am beginning to doubt he ever will and his agent is not helping matters by sending an e-mail out informing the media he's leaving town but not telling Floyd Reese or the Titans organization).

But let's face it here--for the most part, pre-season games are little more than a glorified scrimmage. Sure, it's a glorified scrimmage in which the fans can buy beer, but if you really think you're going into a contest where you're going to see the best of the offense, defense and special teams, you've got another think coming. Friday night was all about going full speed against another team for the first time since January and keep all the star players from getting injured. Hence why Chris Brown was held out with tightness in his hamstring and we saw nothing of Tyrone Calico.

But even with these two components out of the game, we still got a small preview of what the Titans offense will offer this year. And if this is the vanilla version for pre-season, I have hopes for the offense this year. Steve McNair looked good in his return to play for the first time since last October. He scrambled twice, one time taking a huge hit, but he bounced back up quickly. So, ::knocks wooden object:: so far, so good. Travis Henry got some playing time with the first team offense and it was great to see Henry back in a uniform for a Tennessee team. Henry didn't get a great deal of production on the night, but the thing with a running back like Henry is that it takes three quarters to wear down a defense. I am interested to see how Henry would do given a half or in a whole game scenario as the defense wears down.

And certainly as the second team got in, there were some issues. I wonder how well Billy Volek is adjusting to the new system implemented by offensive coordinator Norm Chow. He just didn't seem quite as in sync as he was during the late season run last year when he had the reigns of the team. Of course, part of that could be that he was separated from his favorite target, Drew Bennett.

Then, there's the defense that gave up a drive and an easy TD to start the game, but settled down after that. There were two big pass interference calls against us (one of them totally bogus as the ball was uncatchable) that helped the Bucs move score 10 points--including a field goal to win the game in overtime. And while I know we've got issues at cornerback, if Tony Beckham in the answer I wonder if we ought to re-evaluate the questions we're asking.

And I still continue to wonder if Jeff Fisher is going to ban me from the stadium. I've been to four games now and the Titans have only won one of them. And as we all know, it is all about me.

Now, heading over to the stadium, we did get caught in the thunderstorm that blew through early Friday afternoon. This after checking numerous weather forecasts in which no rain or storms were expected. Guess they got that one a wee bit wrong. Barry and I had to huddle in the TitansRadio tent for a few minutes during the worst of the storm. It was blowing so hard that at one point, George Plaster advised us that the tent could blow over and he wasn't making us leave but we stayed at our own risk. This might have been in response to the fact that less than a minute before we got in the tent, some scaffolding holding some banners blew and hit a fan. From what I heard on the radio this morning, the fan is alright, though he was going to his first Titans' game. I think he had to miss it or at least only listen to the Mike Keith radio broadcast or watch the coverage of WKRN instead of being there as he got carted off in an ambulance. I don't know who he was, but I hope and pray he's OK. If anyone was there or knows anything on his condition, please feel free to comment and let me know. Or drop me a line via e-mail.

During all this, we got out very own free Titans' foam fingers which Gracelyn and Davis had a good time with Saturday afternoon. Davis thought it was funny to bonk Uncle Michael on the head with a giant number one foam finger.

Also intereting about the experience was that we got two 2-minute warnings to end the first half. Jeff Fischer reviewed a call, thus setting the clock back to 2:05. This was after we'd done the 2-minute warning thing. Another play was run and then we got ANOTHER 2-minute warning. Listening to Mike Keith and Frank Wycheck on the radio, we got a few minutes of them filling time as they'd obviousy used the commercials already for the 2-minute warning. I will admit that Keith and Wycheck did well on their first broadcast together. Keith is the best play by play guy out there and while I miss the chemistry he had with Pat Ryan, Wycheck did a good job. You could tell Wycheck was nervous and excited, but he quickly got comfortable and offered some good insight. I was worried he'd be too much of a homer for the Titans, but so far no really legitimate complaints here. (I mean, I still miss Pat Ryan, but then again I also still miss John Ward...complaining about it ain't gonna change it).

And you know a game is on the less than interesting side when the most excitement our upper deck section could generate was over a huge bug that was flying around during the game.

I mean, sure there was that huge 53-yard field goal to tie the game and go to overtime but it was just a few moments of excitement whereas the drama with the bug was spread out over an entire quarter and a half...

posted by Michael at 8/15/2005 09:25:00 AM | |

Well, I didn't blog over the weekend, so I'm behind on my posts of things that make you happy. But I shall try and make up for it now.

I had a good time Friday evening catching up with Barry from Inn of the Last Home at the Titans' game. Trust me..in the late third and all of the fourth quarter, there was plenty of time. And you know, I've never seen them have to repeat a two-minute warning in all of my years of watching football.
Saturday evening we had a b'day celebration for my mom with our family all together. Gracelyn and Davis actually managed to share the foam finger I got from Titans Radio and seemed to have fun with it for about five minutes.
As some of you may remember from a few months ago, my teaching of the senior high youth Sunday School class has been full of controversy--a lot of it directed from one person in particular. Yesterday, we had a public forum and meeting in which said critic called me a liar and I was able to politely and maturely refute this. (It helps to have not taken the price stickers for the material I'm using off the back of the books and to show--yes, they did come from the Cokesbury bookstore, thank you. ) Also, in the midst of this, I had a large number of parents who showed up and voiced not only their support but their gratitude for my teaching Sunday School. So, it was nice after a week or so of being torn down by a small group to realize that there are those who like what I'm doing.

posted by Michael at 8/15/2005 07:45:00 AM | |

USA Today has a long article today about movies with surprise or twist endings--such as The Sixth Sense, Million Dollar Baby (which I've not yet seen so please if you've seen it, don't clue me in!) and today's release of The Skeleton Key.

The article talks about how The Skeleton Key is using the twist ending as a selling point to get the masses into the theaters. It also talks about how the ending is easily found on-line on certain web sites--even before the movie was released. Reading the article, I got to thinking about movies with surprise twists and turns that I've seen.

I remember hearing the buzz about The Sixth Sense a couple of years ago and anxiously wanting to see it before someone told me what the twist was. I was fortunate that I did get to see it before anyone could tell me, though I did spend a lot of the movie trying to second-guess the film and wondering "Is that the surprising twist?" (Seeing it in theaters, I assumed the twist was the ghosts were around becuase they had something final to say...not what the eventual twist turned out to be). I like that M. Night Shamalyan had constructed the movie so that it not only had the good twist but it held up well upon repeat viewings. And, to be quite honest, I think Shamalyan has been chasing the success of the Sixth Sense ever since. I saw The Village on DVD and while it was good, it felt like he was trying too hard to shock and surprise us with something...

In a lot of cases, it's hard to go into certain films and not know the key plot element these days...or the twist. I saw Citizen Kane for the first time knowing Rosebud was the sled we see in the beginning, for example. And certainly Psycho has been sent-up so many times in other films that the twists in the ending aren't really all that huge a shock.

I just wonder if it's possible to pull a true surprise ending these days or have something go out and be a total secret until a film or TV show is released to the general public. Empire Strikes Back did it, with audiences not knowing until the movie premiered that Darth Vader would reveal he was Luke's father. But could it be done today with the Internet and the leaks of SPOILER info and scripts making the rounds on fan web sites?

As I ponder this, I'm reminded of a couple things.

The first is how Joss Whedon is the master of the SPOILER grape-vine. Back when Buffy was in its second season, it was leaked out that one of the "Scooby gang" would betray Buffy. This led to rampant speculation on-line about who it would be and why. And Joss made some cryptic comments at the time in a board that led you to believe that no doubt it had to be Xander. Xander would betray Buffy because he was jealous of her relationship with Angel. In the context of how things were unfolding, it made sense. And then we got to "Surprise" and "Innocence" and Joss pulled a fast one. It wasn't Xander who betrayed Buffy..it was Angel. I can remember this wonderful two parter airing for the first time (part two aired on my b'day) and being floored at how good it was. And how Joss had duped us all. He did a simliar thing a few years later in season five when he hinted that every major villain the show had seen would come back for the end of season five and isntead took the storyline in a totally different direction.

I love it when the creators pull a fast one on us. It reminds me of the story around Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. When Khan was going into production, Gene Roddenberry found out that the producers intended to kill off Spock to end the film. Roddenberry disagreed with this decision and thought he'd call their bluff. He leaked the information to the fan clubs who got up in arms about it. Rampant specualation abounded as the movie got closer and closer.

Finally, it premiered and Spock died..in the first ten minutes. As did most of the rest of the crew. But it was a "test." It wasn't real. At this point, as a movie goer, you assume this is what Roddenberry saw and took out of context. Yo u could then relax because "oh, Spock 'died' so let's move on with the rest of the movie." Then when Spock does bite it in the final reel, it comes as a complete shock.

Quite frankly Star Trek II is a better movie for how it addressed that particular issue.

(Of course, you have to understand Star Trek II is in my top five of all-time great films, so I'm biased here...just a bit!)

I can tell you that the first time I see a movie or a TV show, I prefer to not know every possible twist and turn of it all. I've met people over the years who are what I'd call SPOILER-whores..they want to know everything that is going to happen in a movie or tv show or book before they sit down to watch or read it. Which makes me wonder--what's the point of watching or reading? Part of the fun for me is to discover what happens in the course of the show. I love Lost, but how much fun would it be to know all the solutions before I've encountered all the mysteries? Isn't part of the fun being in the dark on these things?

posted by Michael at 8/12/2005 01:47:00 PM | |

Aloha Friday
Do you have any phobias?
Actually, I do. I have needle phobia. Which basically means I have this tendency to pass out after getting a shot. And the bad part is--it can be a delayed reaction, taking up to 5 to 10 minutes for the shock to set in and the passing out to occur. But it is a fun trick and it sure does break the ice at parties...

What’s your favorite summer movie so far this year?
Batman Begins.

Spread the spirit of blog aloha & pick someone off your blogroll for us to visit!
Drop by and visit Dana over at Ain't No Rodeo Queen.

Friday's Feast
Appetizer
Did you sleep good last night?
Pretty well, though I do admit I was not ready to get up this morning.

Soup
What is your current computer desktop image?
A Battlestar Galactica background I downloaded from Sci-Fi featuring the round BSG-75 logo.

Salad
When was the last time you planted something, what was it and where did it go?
I helped the parental units plant some bushes out by the mailbox in the spring. They are still growing and doing quite well.

Main Course
What's your favorite condiment?
Ketchup

Dessert
Share a quote that you like, for whatever reason.
"You used to say I was nice, now you tell all your friends that I'm the anti-Christ." --Weird Al
"Just look behind your own soul and the person that you'll see, just might remind you of me." --Colin Raye

posted by Michael at 8/12/2005 11:25:00 AM | |

My brother-in-law, Brian, had to go out of town this week, so the other night I got to help out with Gracelyn and Davis's swim lessons, which I have to admit was a lot of fun. Both of them love to be in the pool. Gracelyn is still getting comfortable putting her entire head in the water (I don't think she likes putting her ears in the water) but Davis is just like Uncle Michael was at that age (and still is thirty plus years later)--he loves the pool. The funny thing is that Davis hasn't quite got down that when you hold your breath to go under, you close your mouth instead of opening it. But he loves dunking under the water and then coming back up. Below is a picture of us at swim lessons where Gracelyn has her pink diving ring (her favorite color is pink). Davis got a green one, though I could tell he really wanted an orange one...

I also realize the photo above could be included in the Half-Nekkid Thursday photo challenge I've seen in such blogs as Domestic Pyschology and The Chuckster.

Two posts for the price of one....

posted by Michael at 8/12/2005 08:11:00 AM | |

Just as I was starting to come around and maybe, just maybe give Adam Jones a bit of the benefit of the doubt, this happens.

Couldn't he just once surprise us all in a good way?

posted by Michael at 8/11/2005 03:36:00 PM | |

Two episodes for the price of one!

Grains of Sand
When you get into season four of a show with a hook like The Dead Zone, you've got to find ways to keep the hook fresh and entertaining to the audience. And I feel like at times this year, the series hasn't really been trying that hard to keep it fresh or interesting and instead, has relies a bit too much on Johnny has a vision and must then solve the mystery of the week to keep it from coming to pass.

So, give "Grains of Sand" an A for effort and at least trying to tweak the formula a bit.

But I will have to knock off a few points for not being a compelling enough tweak to keep me interested. There was some interesting potential here--esp. with Johnny and the baby that is put into his care. Seeing Johnny's desire to be a father in the day-in, day-out sense of the word had some good potential. And even though we all knew Johnny had to give up the baby at the end, there should have been a bit more of an emotional response or connection to his having to give up the baby, esp. in light of the visions of Johnny and the boy sharing the train set together.

Meanwhile, the rest of the story is about Mexican immigrants and it pretty much goes paint by numbers--even to the point that our trusted female agent who helps Johnny turns out to be not all she appears to be.

Vanguard
I think I've made the comparisons between The X-Files and The Dead Zone before. Both are similiar shows--a situation/mystery of the week show peppered occasionally with a mythology storyline.

Vanguard is one of those mythology storylines and it was just the kind of episode The Dead Zone needed to kick the season in the pants. After a couple of just ho-hum episodes, we get this one that really was interesting. Johnny reconnects with his life before the coma with the students from his science club. Johnny has a disturbing vision about one in particular, who could help bring about the armageddon that Johnny sees every time he touches Greg Stillson. Suddenly, Stillson is back as is Purdy and things are humming and clicking. The background stories are moving forward..maybe only an inch or two. But suddenly, the series has some momentum again.

I also liked seeing Johnny's attempts to change things not really make it that much better. In the end, he achieved little to make the future better. If anything, he may have created a worse scenario because his friend is not there to oversee the use of the invention that could lead to armageddon.

All that said, I did find this episode to be a bit on the FX side when it came to the cussin'. I counted at least three or four instances where the choice of colorful metaphors by characters took me out of the story a bit. Part of that is that we don't normally hear such colorful metaphors on the show and so it just doesn't feel like part of the show.

posted by Michael at 8/11/2005 01:13:00 PM | |

I got an e-mail yesterday from a mysterious source encouraging me to watch News 2 at 4 and 5 p.m.

At first, I figured it was for the latest dirt on the Mindy McCready saga, but turns out it that Adam Jones was interviewed yesterday by News 2's John Dwyer about the hold-out and the off-the-field saga that has consumed much of the sports talk conversation the past few weeks.

If you missed the interview, WKRN has two segments up on-line for you to view. The first one and the second one.

As Dana pointed out in the comments to my entry yesterday about Pacman, at least we saw Jones working out and not sitting on the Jacksonville beach, enjoying the sun and the sand. And I think it's good that he's working out because this might buck the trend of long hold-out leading to a rookie coming into camp out of shape, getting injured and losing half to all of the season. But I still go back to my same basic point that I've been hammering on all week--being in shape is one thing, learning the system so you can go up against Marvin Harrison and
company is another.

I admit part of me was a bit encouraged that Jones stated that this whole hold-out might be over by tomorrow. But I agree with Dwyer in that Jones seems to be missing the point when he assumes the hostility toward him is generated simply by his holdout.

In related news, the first courtdate for Jones is today, in relation to the incident with Robert "Big Daddy" Gaddy. According to Jones' agent, there will be a press-conference after the hearing and he also pointed out that we've not really heard Jones' side of the story and that perhaps Gaddy's version of events is not exactly the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. (As Babylon Five once said, the truth is a three-edged sword). There may even be a counter suit coming from Jones and his legal team this morning.

Thankfully, the Titans take the field against the Bucs tomorrow night for the first pre-season game. Hopefully that will give all of us something else to obsess and speculate about in the next week or so. At this point, I'd love to tune into the sports call-in shows and get some debate on who should start at running back--Chris Brown or Travis Henry.

Oh yeah, and did I mention that I will be at said game?! ? (I just had to throw that in there...)

posted by Michael at 8/11/2005 08:32:00 AM | |

Today is my mom's birthday. Big family celebration planned this weekend.

posted by Michael at 8/11/2005 07:33:00 AM | |

Adam "Pacman" Jones is doing a bit of damage control in today's Tennessean.

"Everybody is going to have their idea of what you are and who you are. Some people have their stereotype for me just because of the way I carry myself. Some things I say, the way they come off, maybe people don't like,'' Jones said.

"I just say you can't judge a book by its cover. I'm not a bad guy. I am just being myself. I think I am a good person. I was an inner-city kid who grew up in the projects in Atlanta. For the most part I have been on my own since I was 13 years old and that is the demeanor I grew up with.

"But I know I can't just say it, I have to show people. I think in time people will like me. They'll be happy with me in Tennessee once I get on the field. They'll be happy they picked me.''

The article also details a bit about Jones' work-out regiment and how he's getting in shape to for the upcoming season.

Since last month he has been at High Intensity Training Center five days a week, working primarily on improving his quickness and explosiveness. Three times a week at a field across town, he catches 100 footballs.

"I bet they'll be surprised when he gets into camp,'' said Aaron Marston, the center's executive director. "He'll be in much better shape than they think he is. The work he has done in the last three weeks … He looks great.''

Well, being in shape is a good thing, but it still doesn't make up for the fact that Jones has missed 17 practice session as of this morning. We drafted him to be an impact player in a division that features an offensive juggarnaut in the Indianapolis Colts. Jones needs this time to learn the Titans' system and how to make the step to the next level and cover guys like Marvin Harrison on a regular basis. Being in the best shape in the world can't begin to make-up for the time Jones has lost in this hold-out.

I said it yesterday and I repeat it today--sign a contract, get into camp and start learning the system. I'd love to see Jones show up all of the critics (myself included) with brilliant play on the field. Will it excuse the bone-head choices he's made in the off-season? No, not really.

But, if he can get in here, start contributing and become a more solid citizen on the field and off, then that will go a long way toward helping things. Jones has said all the right things in this article, but it's time for him to start backing them up by his actions.

posted by Michael at 8/10/2005 09:01:00 AM | |

Saturday night as part of our family reunion, 23 of my cousins and I descended upon the Strike and Spare bowling lanes on Western Avenue in Knoxville. A great time was had by all and I broke a 100 in both games (barely). Above is a photo of myself in action complete with orange shirt and a new UT hat (my old one has been with me since Peyton Manning's first season and I think is held together by dirt and grime...I want to wash it, but am afraid that a trip in the washing machine would be a death sentence for it).

Getting to spend time with my family over the weekend is my thing that makes me happy today.

Also, I have to add that seeing the space shuttle safely and successfully return to Earth was great news yesterday.

posted by Michael at 8/10/2005 07:32:00 AM | |

My blog-friend Logtar has resurrected his infamous meme Logtar's Looney Lunes. Here we go....

1. What is the name of the city where you were born and what does the name mean?
Rome, NY. And I have no idea of what the name means. And since I only lived there a few months of my life, I am gonna answer the rest of these about my current home town of Smyrna, TN.

2. Tell us something historical about your city? (When was it founded, by who… etc)
The town of Smyrna was founded in the 1800s. There used to be an Air Force base in Smyrna, but it's closed and is now an Air National Guard base.

3. You probably know a secret about your city that outsiders would never know… tell us.
Since I've only lived there a little over a year now, I am probably still considered an outside...LOL

4. How big is your city? (population wise, size wise, etc)
We're a small town that is growing. We've got our own Starbucks now...of course, there are churches these days with that...

5. Do you still live in that city? Would you ever move (or if you have moved away move back?)
Yes, I live in Smyrna. And no, I wouldn't move to Rome, NY.

Bonus Question.
Why should anyone visit your city?or why should anyone stay away?
Smyrna--cause it's a great place to live. Rome, NY--too much snow! Stay away! LOL

posted by Michael at 8/09/2005 11:19:00 AM | |

Adam "Pacman" Jones, the Titans' first pick and the sixth-pick overall in this year's NFL draft was in the Tennesseean this morning. Unfortunately, it's not because Jones has finally signed a contract and will be joining the team at training camp.

Nope.

Instead, Jones continues to aliennate the local media, fans and now his own team by opening his mouth.

Jones made comments to the Tennesseean's Jim Wyatt about the lack of respect he feels from his new teammates, espeically Keith Bullock and Albert Haynesworth.

"It really is biting at me,'' Jones said by phone.

"My teammates, I don't think they've been as loyal as they should have been in this situation. A lot of other guys around the league are holding out and my teammates are the only ones that are saying negative stuff about me."

Jones said he is particularly perturbed with veteran linebacker Keith Bulluck.

"It bothers me that I am not on the field," Jones said. "But then I have to hear Keith Bulluck talking about me, how he doesn't even know who Pacman is. …

"As far as my teammate and everything, that will never change. But as far as the respect level off the field and me calling him for advice, that will never happen now."

Here's my advice to Jones--shut up, sign your contract and get into camp. You say you want some loyalty from your teammates...well, then how about you act like one! You've yet to do a thing on the field, even something as simple as showing up to camp! You want the respect and loyalty of your teammates? Then how about you sign a contract and get your running-away-from-those-wacky-ghosts self here and into camp. Or as a better PR move (and dude, at this point, you need one!) how about coming into camp while the final details of your contract are worked out? A small gesture like this is EXACTLY what your reputation needs both on and off the field.

You're holding out and the only impression you've made on the locals fans and media are for your antics off the field. I might add that at no point so far as Jones even showed an iota of contrition or apologized to the team and the fans for whatever his role was in the incident with Robert "Big Daddy" Gaddy a few weeks ago.

So, let's see who Jones has aliennated so far since the draft. He's probably aliennated Steve McNair, the leader of this team, by getting into a scuffle with one of his close friends and then accusing Gaddy of being in this to make a quick buck off a sports "celebrity." Then he's aliennated the team by not bothering to show up for work outs or camp and holding out. He's aliennating fans, who are wondering if the Titans made a mistake in drafting him. And how he's aliennated the two leaders of the defense that Jones would play for, assuming he signs a contract any time soon.

You know, at this point, I'm not sure all the talent in the world that Jones has makes him worth bothering to sign. I honestly begin to wonder if it might not be best for the Titans to cut their losses and let Pacman go find a new maze.

Maybe Deon could be pursauded to come out of retirement again. Sure, he had attitude, but he backed it up on the field.

Something Jones has yet to do...

posted by Michael at 8/09/2005 09:33:00 AM | |

Church softball started up again last night with a big doubleheader. We won both games, but more importantly everyone got to play, everyone had fun and no one got hurt.

Scary thought--I am helping to coach the team.

So, here's some moments of happiness from the games.

First of all, it's co-ed and due to vacations, etc. we had to recruit some reluctant female volunteers to play, who all told us that they couldn't hit and didn't think they could play. But, to steal and butcher Shakespeare, I think they doth protest too much. We had some women who assured us they could not hit at all instead get up and get some good, solid hits. I tell you, it's just great to see them surprise themselves and have fun all at the same time.
Christa, one of our female players, caught a fly ball out in left center and was so happy she started jumping up and down. Then later, when she connected at the plate and got at least three hits, she was really excited about it.
Skylor, her husband, made some great plays at third-base including one a catch on a rocket hit to him. I'm telling you, the SportsCenter top 10 has nothing as spectacular this morning.
So, we started a bit late..and we're in the last seven to eight minutes of the last game, leading by six. As their team takes the field for the final inning, the sprinkler system starts up. It got a laugh from everyone.
Again, we just went out, had a good time, some good fellowship and no one got hurt.
To tell you the age range of our team, our oldest player just celebrated his 50th b'day and was talking about how flattered he was to be on a team with all us young 'uns and then we had the youngest in their early 20s.

posted by Michael at 8/09/2005 07:43:00 AM | |

Battlestar Galactica: Resistance
"Resistance" is the weakest episode of the new season of Battlestar Galactica. But when you consider how incredibly good the first three weeks of the season were, then you knew there had to be a bit of a letdown episode in there somewhere.

And it's not that "Resistance" is a bad episode. Certainly it's not in the pantheon of "bad" that such episodes like "Spock's Brain" or "Imaginary Friend" are in the Star Trek canon. But "Resistance" just didn't quite have me walking away as enthused or on fire for BSG as I have been the past few weeks.

I think a lot of that comes down to the plotline unfolding on Caprica. Starbuck and Hilo meet up with a group of people who were up in the hills when the Cylons attacked and have formed their own resistance cell. We spend a good part of the episode with these two parties shooting at each other or holding each other at gunpoint and assuming the other side is a "toaster." Then, they decide to all trust each other and we find out about the wacky group of resistance fighters living up in the hills and banding together for survival. Honestly, it's a plot thread straight out of just about a lot of Doctor Who stories and that may be why I found it a bit dull. Outsiders come in, are mistrusted at first, then slowly accepted and we all end up wacky, good friends. And I'm assuming this is going to lead to Starbuck finding a ship and returning to the fleet, leaving her wacky new friends behind. She's found an army, but whether or not they follow her lead or see it being worth it to sacrfice themselves to the fleet can find Earth, I'm not quite sure. Or maybe they'll find a ship so they can all go, but that'd be a bit too easy.

And let's face it--nothing on Battlestar Galactica comes easy.

Meanwhile, back at the fleet, the interesting stuff is happening. Tigh is slowly spiralling out of control. I kept hearing Princess Leia's line from Star Wars echoing here--"The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."

Tigh is trying to not lose the fragile grip he has on the fleet. He did no favors by disolving the Quorum last week and declaring marital law. Now, we see him head further down the slope as the fleet refuses to resupply Galactica and Tigh sends in the Marines. Which only backfires since Tigh is so spread out keeping his fragile grip on power that he has to send in troops that easily panic and end up killing some civilians in a riot. And Lady McTigh ain't helping matters either, though the glimpse into their relationship we got this week was a bit disturbing (Tigh takes Ellen's belittling of him as some weird form of foreplay...makes you wonder what might have happened in the last scene had Adama not come back). Meanwhile, Lee is forced to stand by the choice he made in the season finale and choose to side with Roslin--to the point that it may permanently destroy his relationship with his father.

OK, I'll admit it was a bit predictable when Lee told Roslin that he knew someone to help her out and that Richard Hatch's name had appeared in the credits. Kind of gave that one away. (Yes, I read the opening credits...always have.)

But now, Adama is back and he's not piling on the Tigh (just yet). He's going to stand by Tigh's decisions and I guess if he can put the fleet back together. But you can bet Tigh has not made things easy for the Old Man. And I have to admit I can't wait to see how they start picking up these pieces and where it might lead.

UPDATE: I can't believe I forgot this...but I get off on a tangent. Thanks Katherine for jogging my memory.

To further show how far down the path Tigh has gone, we see him betrating Tyrol here and throwing him in the brig. (Apparently Tigh's solution to everything is the brig....I bet he wishes he could throw the entire fleet in there). But we see Tyrol put in with Boomer who tries to convince him she's real and has emotions and feelings. We then see Baltar come in under the auspices of proving Tyrol is human and instead pretend to kill Tyrol to play on Boomer's feelings. Baltar finds out there are eight Cylon agents still in the fleet...which doesn't sound like that many until you remember how many survivors there are. And you have to wonder if Boomer was lying to save Tyrol. Interesting that Baltar is learning how to manipulate Cylons back. Makes you wonder what other lesson he's picking up from his little talks with Six.

Six, by the way, had one of the great lines of the night in talking about how the word "toaster" is racist and she doesn't like Baltar using it.

posted by Michael at 8/08/2005 11:42:00 AM | |

New title for this week's posts for the August happines challenge....(I tried doing a different song title each day last year and was struggling for songs by the midddle of the month.)

So, here are a couple of things to cover Sunday and today.

Getting to surprise some my old church family and visiting Bearden UMC unannounced.
Lunch with the Inn of the Last Home crew (minus Brainy Boy).
Getting to spend a lot of time with my extended family this weekend. I really feel blessed that I have a family who is close and we like to get together. A small group of us got together last night in Nashville for pizza and a couple of games of Cranium Hoopla.
Free tickets to the Titans' two preseason games and two potential tickets to see my beloved Vols play Vandy and Memphis later this.
That Barry will be making the journey to Nashville this weekend so we can see the Titans play the Bucs in Friday night's first pre-season game. (Travis Henry back in a Tennessee uniform! Weep now Buffalo...your loss is our gain!)

posted by Michael at 8/08/2005 07:24:00 AM | |

I'm headed out in the morning for my annual family reunion. I'm excited about getting to catch up with family members and a bunch of us are planning to do some bowling Saturday evening. I'm looking forward to it and that is my moment of happiness for Saturday.

posted by Michael at 8/06/2005 12:01:00 AM | |

Couple of things today and they're (huge shock here!) football related!

One of our vendors was here today, handing out free copies of the Athlon Sports Southeastern Regional edition featuring the Vols on the cover. Woo-hoo...something free I planned to eventually buy anyway!
Speaking of UT football, practice started yesterday. Football season is only a month away. Can I get a "Hallelujah!"?!?
The NFL pre-season starts tomorrow morning at 4 a.m. CST. The Colts play the Falcons from Japan. I will not be up for the game, thank you. I am a Peyton Manning fan but seriously..4 a.m. Maybe if was the Titans or the Redskins....but even then..that's why we have VCRs (or TiVOs if you are so blessed). Also, it's pre-season which means we'll see Peyton for all of one series after which he'll look from the sidelines.
Speaking of the Colts playing in Japan....I saw a stat that the teams that play in this pre-season game never make the playoffs. It's statistically proven. Which on a personal note, that's good for the Titans.

posted by Michael at 8/05/2005 01:46:00 PM | |

Friday's Feast
Appetizer
Briefly describe your living room.
It's got a coffee table, a couch and a comfy chair.

Soup
List 3 things you'd like to accomplish before the end of 2005.
Get all of Batman: The Animated Series on DVD (checked out set three from the library and loving re-discovering it!), pay off my car, find a stable job I love.

Salad
When you're online, what do you spend the most time reading/playing/doing? Suggest a site for us to visit.
I love to surf the blogs. And if you want a good blog to visit, I suggest any of the blogs I've linked here.

Main Course
What would the title of your autobiography be?
You're Mocking Me, Aren't You?

Dessert
What time do you usually go to bed?
Between 10 and 10:30 p.m.

Aloha Friday
Do you speak any languages other than English?
I took Spanish in high school and college, but can't remember enough of it that I'd necessarily call myself fluent...I can say, "El toro es en el patio" though and "Donde esta el bano?" Well, at least one of them is a useful thing to know how to say....

“Knock knock. Who’s there?”
"Banana"
"Banana who?"

“Knock knock. Who’s there?”
"Banana"
"Banana who?"

“Knock knock. Who’s there?”
"Banana"
"Banana who?"

“Knock knock. Who’s there?”
"Orange"
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Spread the spirit of blog aloha & pick someone off your blogroll for us to visit!
Earlier this week, I linked out to Jill of She Said What?!? in a post of Seinfeld vs Sex and the City. I'm gonna link to her again and also give her huge props for her interview on Nashville is Talking...enjoy!

posted by Michael at 8/05/2005 11:40:00 AM | |

Over on FanBlogs the other day, there was an entry about this photo of Steve Spurrier. Well, never missing a chance to take the "old ball coach" down a peg (can I just mention again how great it is he's not coaching my Redskins anymore and I can officially hate the man again...yes, all is right with the world!), I entered the caption contest for the photo and got an honorable mention. Woo-hoo!

posted by Michael at 8/05/2005 09:05:00 AM | |

Welcome to the latest edition of the Rocky Top Brigade's Volunteer Tailgate Party. Here you'll find the best and brightest from the past couple of weeks of blogging in and around the Volunteer state.

On a sad note, the RTB lost our founder a few weeks ago when South Knox Bubba called it quits. Thankfully, a group of people have stepped up and are filing the void left when Bubba decided to call it quits and are keeping the RTB alive and well. We thank all of you for your hard work.

So, this time around, we're having a tailgate party as a belated farwell party to South Knox Bubba. Thank you, sir, for your time and dedication. I can say I didn't personally agree with everything you said, but I still feel as if the blogsphere is diminished a bit by your retirement. You'll be missed and please know, you're always part of the RTB.

Let's all raises our glasses in a toast to Bubba. (A good single malt, of course!)

And now, onto the best and brightest of the Rocky Top Brigade.

South Knox Bubba's farewell from the blogsphere was a common theme among the submissions this time. Newsrack offers his take on South Knox Bubba calling it quits and then examines Our Sacred Honor.

We're Screwed looks at South Knox Bubba, Hazel Davidson and entropy.

Say Uncle laments that South Knox Bubba is gone, leaving a void in the coverage of East Tennessee and makes a plea for a new East Tennessee correspondent.

The Supreme Court has been in the headlines of late. Rob at VOLuntarily Conservative shares his thoughts on the Kelo decision and debates Loyola law professor and election law blogger Richard Hasen on the topic of Supreme Court nominees.

No Quarter's Gunner shares his correspondence with Bart Gordon and then shares his insights on a new report about resisting crime. On a less judicial note, Rob focuses on the PGA Tour returning to Pinehurst.

It's hard to get good BBQ when you're living abroad, laments Vol Abroad. The spotlight then turns to the Babar Ahmad case and the London bombings.

It's been one hot summer across the length and breadth of the Rocky Top Brigade. Swap Blog offers Hillbilly ways to beat the climbing mercury.

Meanwhile, as McDonald's considers a change in uniforms, Swap Blog offers thoughts on the proposed changes. Finally, we get a post on Shrinking Back.

Sugarfused relates the story of an allergic reaction to some medication. And what would summer be without watermelon? (Pretty boring, quite frankly!) Sugarfused shares a photo of her first homegrown watermelon

Over at the Inn of the Last Home, you can hear the fireside debate between Gary Trudeau and David M. Lucas or weigh on the discussion of ethics in the workplace.

Lane over at Masses of Everything shares the answer to his daughter's question, What's it like being a parent? and defends our military.

Looking for something different to make for dinner? Seriously Good's Kevin offers his recipe for Tuscan Chicken. And in his other blog, Earth & Hearth, he offers us a unique market report.

PaintingChef shares the "fun" of getting car tags in Georgia and then snarks about ATM etiquette (warning: both posts contain language generally heard by many a Vol's fan when playing the Gators during the Spurrier era...)

Len of Dark Bilious Vapers tells us about a trip to Chicago to see to see krautrockers Kraftwerk, "the most influential German band practically nobody has ever heard of." One the way home, he met up with an old high school friend to catch the rematch of last year's World Series at Busch Stadium. (Warning: Both posts are photo-heavy and may take extra time to load!)

Janie of Poop Happens shares a heart-felt post on the after-math of her divorce. And then she's got a post titled What Goes Around Comes Around.

Cathy at Domestic Psychology is too infatuated with her newest family member to do much lately but post cute pictures and get ready for school to begin.

And finally, yours truely offers up his belated birthday tribute to Rebecca St James, comes clean about his addiction to books and wonders about cell phone etiquette.

posted by Michael at 8/05/2005 12:01:00 AM | |

Flipping around the myriad of cable stations I have the other night, I passed by SciFi's presentation of Star Trek: Generations. I stopped in, watched a few minutes and then kept on going despite the fact that this is one of those movies that I will generally stop and watch to the end if I flip past it. Why? Well, I'd just watched it over the weeknd on my super-deluxe 2-disc DVD special-edition. And, quite frankly, the movie is just one of those where seeing it unedited is more appealing to me if only becuase the joke of Data saying, "Oh s***!" as the saucer section hurtles toward Veridian III works better with the original cussing and not an FCC approved equivalent.

As I sit back and think about the movie, it's hard to believe it's been over 10 years since the movie first hit the big-screen. I was in college at UT at the time and saw it at least three times on the big screen--once on a sneak preview Thursday with Barry and Laura, once on opening night (I'd driven all my friends so crazy with my zeal to see it opening night that they made me go again..yeah, like that too a lot of pursuading!) and then again at the discount cinema with a girl from a class, where I missed the clue that this could be a dating type situation until it was far too late (story of my life, really). This was a movie that convinced me why widescreen is better than pan and scan (the space battles suck in pan and scan) and why you should always, always, always buy movies in that format.

I've lost count of how many times I've seen Generations. It's enough that I can recite entire chunks of dialogue with the film, but not nearly as many as I've seen Star Trek II.

Which, it's ironic that I've seen it this much as it's not my favorite of the Next Gen movies, much less the Star Trek movies. Overall, I like it, but some things drive me a bit crazy about it. For example, in the first 20 minutes, Kirk is perfectly in character but in the last half hour in the Nexus, it's like they distilled William Shatner playing Kirk who is acting a lot like William Shatner. Also, if shouldn't have been some new love interest that tempted Kirk away from Starfleet, but instead Carol Marcus....there's so much more resonance to that. And it's one of those things that since we never see the woman up close on-screen, that it doesn't matter if it's Antonia or Carol Marcus. But Carol Marcus gives the fanboys (like me) something to get all a twitter over.

Also, another thing that drives me nutty is that Patrick Stewart seems to whisper a lot in the film. I never have quite got this acting choice and Stewart is universally a great actor. But he just gets rings acted around him, esp. by Shatner late in the film when the two captains meet. (Thankfully Rick Berman is not George Lucas, so we don't have to go back and digitally insert Archer in there as another Enterprise captain for sake of completeness). And the interiors of the Enterprise seem too dark in contrast with the seven seasons we'd just seen on TV. I always find myself wondering if Picard paid the electric bill or not more than appreciating the cool effect lighting.

But as I was watching the movie this time, I was struck again by one of the central themes of the film--the road not taken. In the case of both Kirk and Picard, each is struck by regrets over the choices they've made in their lives. Kirk sees the command seat on the Enterprise B and regrets that someone else is sitting in it, not him. And Picard questions what his life would have been like if he'd found time for a family. (Offscreen, Picard's brother and his son are killed in a fire, thus bringing up Picard's fear of the family name not continuing.) Both men are swept into a space anamoly called the Nexus, that is described as "being inside of joy." In the Nexus, both men are given the opportunity to see their lives as they could have been and aren't. And they have the ability to go foward, backward and sideways into thse new lives.

However, both quickly realize that this is a false sense of joy...it's not a sense of really accomplishment. It's fake and hollow. And both men make the choice to leave pure joy and pursue their own lives and possibly save civilization as we know it. But it's a hard choice for both. We see both men able to relive moments of regret for the choice of the road not taken and see how life might have been differrent. Indeed, the Nexus scenes almost scream out for a reading of the Robert Frost poem "Two roads diverged..."

It's an interesting question...playing the "what if?" game. Shoot, I've kind of played it myself writing this post, wondering what might have happened if I'd picked up the clue that the girl I went to see the movie with at the discount cinemas wanted to be more than just friends? What if I'd realized--hey, this could be a better date if you'd not go see that Star Trek movie you've seen twice before or--better yet--realized that the woman in question was sharing my enthusiasm for something that interested me and wanted to see it with me.

But unlike Kirk and Picard, we don't get the chance to jump back into our own lives and make new choices, seeing how it might all turn out. And honestly, I think that's for the best. I am not saying I don't have a few regrets in my life, but I have to say that I also realize all the paths I've taken have made me who I am today. Change one small thing and I lose part of who I am. I mean, let's say I go back to the fateful hot summer afternoon when my dad flipped over to Dr Who for the first time and thus an obssession was born. Or if I maybe avoided making a phone call to someone at the right time or maybe stopped myself from doing something stupid that doomed another relationship or friendship.

As appealing as that may sound at times, it's just not me. I mean, I am not perfect, but I like who I am today. And you know, the thing is that I'd have to trade some of the good things in my life along with the bad things. And that's not what I want. Sure, if I can keep all the good and reject all the negative, sign me up. But ya know, life has the ups and the downs in it. And I don't really regret any of them.

Not even the million and one times I've watched Star Trek: Generations. In a lot of ways, it's like my life..it's got it's good points and bad points. But overall, I'd have to say it's a pretty good thing and let's face it--it's much better than Insurrection, which is just a movie that is trying too hard for its own good to be loved...

posted by Michael at 8/04/2005 03:14:00 PM | |

Today's entry in the August "What Makes You Happy" challenge is covered in my latest and greatest podcast. It's about eight or so minutes long and there aren't any bad words in it.

UPDATE: Try this link and see what happens.

FURTHER UPDATE: I saw some people comment that they couldn't hear my podcast yesterday. Come to find out libsys was having some issues yesterday. So, if you didn't hear it and want to, try again. And if you still can't, leave a comment. In fact, leave a comment either way if you don't mind....I want to make sure it's working correctly.

posted by Michael at 8/04/2005 07:11:00 AM | |

OK, I have to admit I REALLY need this today....because let's just say work...yeah, a whole lot of frustration happening there...

But, happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

I work with the youth at church. I serve as a counsellor to the youth (not like Troi from TNG...I actually do something useful, though I do point out the blindingly obvious from time to time) and I teach senior high youth Sunday School. Last week and this week, I've had to get subs to teach the class for me--last week due to the corporate zoo day and this week cause I'll be at my family reunion. So, when I showed up Sunday night to help out, some of the youth were surprised to see me.

And some of them said that they'd missed me teaching Sunday School and were ready for me to be back to teach them a week from Sunday (of course, part of that is we're gonna start up the infamous Simpsons bible study again and I've promised them doughnuts...)

But hey, it still made me happy.

posted by Michael at 8/03/2005 11:16:00 AM | |

Yesterday, Jill over at She Said What?!? had an interesting post about dating, which I will link and allow you to read rather than trying to (incorrectly) summarize what what she's said.

I'm not going to get into a post about dating/relationship differences between men and women. Heaven only knows that's a subject that I, quite honestly, think is never going to be fully resolved, though it is further proof that God has a sense of humor. After all, why would He create women to be so completely unfathomable to us men (and vice versa) and yet make them be the one thing we wish we could understand the most in life (forget quantum mechanics, I say!) is the one thing we will NEVER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND.

Let the wackiness ensue!

Anyway, back to my original point (if I have one).

Reading Jill's post, she makes reference to a show it seems comes up a lot when in blogs by females these days--Sex and the City. As I read her post and then commented on it, I found myself thinking about Sex and the City. It's a show that, quite frankly, I've never quite understood the appeal of. I've seen one episode and even then it was only becuase Sarah Michelle Gellar guest starred and I got a friend to tape it for me off of HBO...and pretty much once SMG was done playing herself, my interest dropped off dramatically. But, yet, as I look around the world and interact with women who are about my age, I find that for a lot of them Sex and the City really resonated with them on a lot of levels. And there are times that I've been tempted to tune into the repeats of the show on the TBS on the off-chance that it might help me gain some more insight into the female sex.

It reminds me of a conversation I had a few years ago with a girl I was interested in at the time, who told me the way to understand women and relationship was to go and watch Friends, as it was a very accurate depiction of the differences between men and women. Now, I like Friends, but I have to admit I'm more of a Ross to suffer the unrequited crush in silence for years on end and never say a word about it than a Joey who can walk up to literally any woman and go, "How you doin'?" Plus, right after giving me this nugget of wisdom, said woman found another guy and started going out with him....so, that kind of soured me.

Interestingly enough, as I sit back and think about the way Sex and the City resonates with the ladies out there, I find myself thinking, maybe it's the same way Seinfeld seems to resonate with men. For me, Seinfeld is the definitive comedy show of all time, simply because I can watch any episode from any season and always find at least one thing that makes me laugh out loud. But it's more than that, I think. Seinfeld is not about the deep, philosophical soul of a relationship. If anything, it's about finding reasons to get out of them and keeping your options open. Look at the whole George and Susan thing. Jerry and George make a pact to grow up and so George runs out, finds the only woman who has put up with him for any reasonable length of time and proposes to her. They spend an entire season then with George trying to figure out how to get out of this commitment--first he postpones the wedding, then he tries to hook up with Marissa Tomei and then finally, Susan dies when George gets the sub-standard glue on the wedding invitations.

Indeed, relationships on Seinfeld are a bit more disposable. They are things to be broken at the first sign of a deal-braker--whether it be "man hands" "closing talking" or any of the myriad of other reasons Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer came up with to dump someone. (Of course, one of my favorite scenes in the show is George turning the "it's not you, it's me" arguement back on the woman dumping him.) Now, again, I've not seen a lot of Sex and the City, so I can't say if any of the characters there are any better or worse than the Seinfeld crew. But I do find interesting the way that each show seems to resonate with each gender.

What is it about each of these shows that resonates so well with the separate genders? And why is that?

I don't have any good answers...part of that is my having only seen one episode of Sex and the City. But I think there's an interesting idea in there somewhere.

The book says, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. But as I think about it futher, I have to wonder--what are each of the genders watching on their separate planets?

posted by Michael at 8/03/2005 08:13:00 AM | |

I'm waiting for an e-mail to arrive with an attachment that I need to start work on a new project.

Longest waiting feeling in the world....

Of course, I guess I could just run across the street with a disk, copy it onto said disk can come back with it...

But then again, it is hot outside and almost time to go home....

posted by Michael at 8/02/2005 03:28:00 PM | |

Gracelyn and Uncle Michael at the zoo.

Sunday, my office held an employee's day out at the Nashville Zoo. Now, I'd never been to the Nashville zoo before, but I'd been meaning to take my neice, Gracelyn, to the zoo for over a year now. So, armed with a couple of free tickets, the prospect of free lunch from Famous Dave's and the hopes of seeing some giraffes, we loaded up and headed for the zoo.

And while we were a bit disappointed there were no giraffs at the zoo (they are building an exhibit area for them that is not complete yet), it was a great morning at the zoo. We got there early and it wasn't too crowded yet. We saw the merecats, the lions, tigers, and Gracelyn's new favorite, the big catfish. She loves the exhibit of the snakes, spiders and reptiles, which I have to admit I didn't mind as much as it was indoors and air-conditioned. In fact, the picture above is taking by our cousin Rebecca who went with us for the adventure (it's easier to have two sets of eyes keeping watch on a small one also it makes bathroom trips easier).

Speaking of bathrooms, I was a bit astonished that you get out into some areas of the zoo and there aren't any restrooms...at least none indicated on the map. This facillitated several quick stroller trips back to the central zoo hub where the restrooms were when Gracelyn asked to use the restroom. But, hey, we got our exercise, right?

Gracelyn brushes a goat at the petting zoo

We also did the petting zoo area, which Gracelyn was fine brushing the goats provided they didn't move. As soon as one wiggled or moved his or her head she was less sure about the whole idea. But she did brush them several times and had a good time doing it.

After a couple of hours of looking at animals, eating lunch and having fun, I bought Gracelyn a pink (her favorite color) hat with a giraff on it and a giraff t-shirt. She immediately put the hat on and was still wearing it Sunday night when she went over to Grandma's to eat dinner and share stories of her day at the zoo. She is still talking about the big catfish, which in case you missed it, she really liked it.

But I rapidly realized that following lunch we were reaching the "I need a nap soon zone" and so we headed out. Also, it was just getting a bit warm and crowded. After we got Gracelyn loaded up in her car seat and were headed home, she started talking about the zoo and at one point said, "This was a special day for just Uncle Michael and Gracelyn" which OK, I admit it...brought a tear to my eye. A moment of happiness is a day that was full of a lot of such great moments.

Of course, the one person who was unhappy about all this was Davis. I believe the word used was "incosolable" for about half an hour after we left that Uncle Michael left with Gracelyn but didn't take Davis too. I knew that was coming when I saw the look on his little face when we left. But the good part is--at some point, I am going to do something like this with him and that will be another moment and day of happiness to look forward to for both of us.

posted by Michael at 8/02/2005 11:08:00 AM | |

Yes, it's been far too long since I updated my progress on the 50 Book Challenge. So, I'm going to break up the update into a few, smaller and hopefully easier to digest posts over the next day or so.

62. God's Politics : Why the Right Gets It Wrong and the Left Doesn't Get It by Jim Wallis

We've all seen people with the braclets asking "What Would Jesus Do"? This book by Christian author Wallis sits down and asks that question from a political perspective--what role, if any would Jesus play in the political landscape of America today? And while the book tries to be "fair and balanced" in skewering both sides of the political aisle, I did find that Wallis has a lot more to say about the current administration and the right than he does the left. Not that the left gets off easy in the book or is painted in a better light, mind you. But there is more time spent on showing the shortcomings of the right. But I will give Wallis credit--if either side is doing something right, he calls attention to that as well.

63. Star Trek: New Frontier - No Limits edited by Peter David

For the first time, Peter David opens up the playground of the New Frontier to authors other than himself and the results are pretty much hit or miss. A lot of your enjoyement of the stories here will depend on if you like the characters involved in the short stories collected here--at least one short story per character in the New Frontier universe. All of them take place in the past so as not to contradict the current stories David tells and David himself fills in the story of Calhoune and Shelby's honeymoon (which has been referenced in several stories since it happened off screen as it were).

64. The Zenith Angle by Bruce Sterling

A fast-paced, enjoyable read by Sterling. Not as heavy as some of his other novels like Heavy Weather, but an enjoyable read. It's about the security of computers and computer networks in the wake of 9/11. Now, reading that, you might think--OK, how do you get an interesting story out of that? All I can say is, Sterling does it by giving us a character who goes to work for the government to help create a fully stable, secure network that is inpervious to outside hacking and attack. And he also shows us the affect this has on our hero and his personal life--to the point that our hero nearly loses his wife and son in his devotion to keeping America secure.

65. The Italian Secretary by Caleb Carr

I'll be honest here--I've never had much use for Sherlock Holmes stories written by authors other than Conan Doyle. So, I have to admit I was a bit skeptical about this one by Carr, though the man is great at creating historical novels. And the estate of Conan Doyle did request that Carr write this novel...so I figured it'd be worth a try. And ya know, it's hit or miss. Carr does a great job of capturing the narrative style and feel of Conan Doyle but the plot doesn't feel like a typical Holmes mystery. I know that Holmes did help the English government on occasion in the stories, but the scope of what Holmes does and the mystery related here are stretch credulity a bit much in my mind. So, if you're gonna read it, read it to have a fun romp with some familiar characters (and Carr does bring in a LOT of Holmes lore) but if you want to see why Holmes is such a beloved and popular character, check out the original Conan Doyle short stories.

66. Doctor Who: The Tomorrow Window by Jonathan Morris

I stopped regularily reading the eighth Doctor line of BBC novels after the arc in which the Doctor lost his memories and was consigned to Earth for nigh on five books. Basically because I felt as if the books had some opportunities for great storytelling and were passing on them in favor of stories that just didn't quite seem up to snuff as it were. So, this was my first eighth Doctor novel in quite a while...apparently as the series is winding down and preparing to welcome in the ninth Doctor novels. Morris starts out saying that this book is for Douglas Adams, but later tells us it's not intended as a pastiche and that he could never copy Adams' style. Well, for not trying to copy Adams' style, Morris succeeds in doing exactly that..copying the style of Adams. Yeah, it works for the most part and there are some funny moments but the book ends up too episodic in nature and the joke starts to wear thin by half way through. Once the denouncement came, I'd lost much interest in what was happened and why and the running gag of no one mentioning the word Gallifrey to the Doctor gets old fast. Also, it seems as if every Doctor Who novel I've picked up these days has to have this self-aware "old TV show" that is a subtle jab at Doctor Who and its fandom...honestly, can't we get away from this trend?

67. Ilium by Dan Simons

One of the nominees for this year's Hugo award. Simons is well respected around the SF community for his Hyperion novels (which I've never been able to get into them, for what it's worth). Illium is a well done novel that carries on four or five plot threads that slowly come together in an interesting way, just in time to leave you wanting more in the next book. Yes, this is part of a duology and so not everything is concluded or wrapped up here.

68. The Third Secret by Steve Berry

An entertaining, fast paced, quick read that seems a bit more timely since it deals with the death of a Pope and the succession of a new man to the office. Berry's third novel (and the second of his I've read) is a lot better than his first. The plot keeps moving at a crisp pace and the revelation of the deep, dark secret hidden by the Catholic church is nicely done even if you can kind of guess it about 50 pages before our heroes figure it all out.

posted by Michael at 8/02/2005 09:19:00 AM | |

Battlestar Galactica: Fragged
This week's theme: People thrust into leadership roles in areas outside of their expertise, comfort zone or strengths. The examples: Tigh and Crashdown.

Last week, we saw Tigh fairly well flourish under pressure in being the guy you'd want to step in for Adama when the Cylons attack the ship and try to destroy it from within. This week, Tigh is probably the last person you'd want in the big chair as the Quorum of 12 comes on board Galactica and begins demanding answers and access to Roslin. Meanwhile, the press is clamoring for their rights and access to Roslin and Tigh doesn't see that he should have to deal with either of them. He should be able to walk in, bark orders and walk away...or better yet, just ignore them all until they go away. But, alas, this does not happen and Tigh is put further and further under the microscope, causing him to hit the bottle and then declare martial law (yeah, thanks SciFi for ruining that little twist ending with your accursed previews!). Watching as Tigh slowly loses control of things and every decision he makes seems to backfire on him was great stuff. I loved seeing him decide the time has come to discredit Roslin by allowing the press and the Quorum to see her ranting about in the brig under the withdrawal symptoms she's facing. Indeed, for Tigh to listen to Ellen's advice on political leadership and think this might be a good solution to all his problems (everyone sees Roslin as a bit loopy, thus discrediting her, backing up the Old Man and getting them all off his back) shows just how totally out of his depth in this area Tigh is. Tigh keeps falling back on things he's comfortable with--and it's apparent he's very comfortable with the rigid, nature of the military lifestyle where under any circumstances, you follow a specific code or procedure. Tigh is a good leader but he doesn't have the diplomatic skills that Adama does, nor does he seem to have the ablity to think outside the rigid code of conduct that Adama does. So, Tigh is left in a situation that rapidly escalates, cuasing more stress and him to hit the bottle that much harder as an escape. I can only imagine how Adama is going to react whenever he wakes up and assumes command of the fleet again...if there is a command left after Tigh gets done with things.

Meanwhile, on Kobol, we have Crashdown, who has been put in a position he's not used to. And so, he falls back on his training--to the point that he has a very sound strategy to take out the Cylon's rocket luancher from a training standpoint. Indeed, if it were a video game, it might be a good idea to try it this way. But as Baltar points out, the theory and the reality are at odd with each other. Or to put it Baltar's way "This is frakking nuts!" The plan makes no sense in that you've got a majority of the assualt team that have never fired a gun before and aren't trained as soldiers. Crashdown is so uncomfortable with the idea that people might question his orders or selling the idea to the team or taking input when the plan is sound but nuts beyond belief that he puts a gun to Kally's head when she refuses to carry out the orders given to her. Crashdown refuses to listen to Tyrol try and take him aside and help him save face with the crew he has and realize that this plan is probably not gonna work so well. It ends up costing him his life when Baltar shoots him, thus becoming a man in Six's opinion.

I loved Six's manipulation of Baltar here. That in order to grow up and become a man, he has to make a hard choice..in this case, he has to kill a leader in order to save the rest of the crew from a certain death at Cylon hands. Or was Six referring to Baltar's lying to cover up that he killed Crashdown. And Tyrol goes along with it as we get a look from Kally to the both of them. Is this going to come back to haunt our heroes? And is this the next step on the path toward Baltar's slow destruction? Has he made the next step to the dark side as it were?

Another thing that interests me is the role of Adama here. Without him there as a referee or a moral compass, we see a lot of people spiralling out of control. Adama as the moral center of the fleet is an interesting idea, even more so now that Roslin has spoken up and confirmed her percieved role in the prophecy of the gods. Will Adama wake up to find this role gone as well, given to Roslin?

I've said if before and I say it again--I am loving this show.

Stargate SG1: Origins
Night and day difference between this week's episode and last week's--despite having much of the same settings and plot threads in motion. This one felt like we had some intensity to the plots slowly unfolding on screen. Daniel discovers a new race called the Ori who are religious zealots..they promote their way of worship as absolute and correct and send out zealots to convert or kill the worlds they encounter. And then they find out--hey, there's a whole planet full of people who've never heard of you guys and your religion...thus setting up the new threat for the season. Gee, this plotline isn't ripped from the headlines is it?

Meanwhile, I'm not quite sure why chucking the communication device through the Stargate deactives it...I mean other than the script couldn't think of any other good way to get our heroes back home. And despite being three episodes into the new season, I am not sure if there's been any movement to get the band back together for future missions.

But we have a new enemy...so I guess one step down, four more to go.

Stargate: Atlantis: Runner
In case you hadn't figured it out, I'm going best to worst this week with my wrap up.

Which brings us to Atlantis.

Watching "Runner" I kept trying to figure out what it was that was bugging me about this episode. And then I figured it out--McKay. Honestly, is there a more useless character on any show today than McKay. Or maybe it was this script that reduced him to little more than a one-note annoyance. I think that may be it...hearing Rodney whine about everything got old really fast (if I wanted whining, I'd go over to Gracelyn and Davis's on a day they hadn't taken a nap!). I know it's supposed to be amusing and it can be..but Rodney has shown some self-awarness in the past that made it more fun. Here he's a clueless clod and it didn't come off as believeable.

In fact, all the characters seemed off this week. Even Ford who you can write up as "possessed by the Wraith."

And then we've got the new guy who is basically playing the same game as we saw in DS9's "Captive Pursuit" or some of the Voyager episodes about the Hirogen. You tag a prey and then have the bad guys pursue it. Well, the thing is--why do the Wraith bother with this? Seems like a useless waste of time to me--but then again, what do I know?

Now, I did like the conflict between Shepard and Caldwell about the fate of Ford. But those scenes were in the beginning and end, with a lackluster plot sandwiched in between. All in all, not a spectacular episode mainly because it was more action driven than it needed to be and all the characters were just a hair off this week.

posted by Michael at 8/01/2005 12:09:00 PM | |

posted by Michael at 8/01/2005 11:41:00 AM | |

Last week, I posted about the travesty that was taking place in the voting related to Tennessee's segment on the SportsCenter 50 States in 50 Days polling on-line. I voted again this morning and thankfully the results are a bit more palatable now.

As God intended it, the results are very heavily skewed toward the Vols--esp. the football team winning it all in 1998 and the best place to view a game is Neyland Stadium (not just in the state but the country, thank you...don't bother to aruge, it will do you no good!) Now, I put up a pleas to my readers to go and vote..and if you did, thank you. Why not go vote again? And if you didn't vote, please surf over and vote now!

posted by Michael at 8/01/2005 10:22:00 AM | |

Even though we've still got at least six months until season five of 24 begins, there's been some casting news about it on TV Guide On-Line....

24 + 3 = HMMMM...: Although Fox is keeping a tight lid on plot details for the fifth season of 24, due to launch in January with two consecutive nights of two-hour movie events, more casting news is trickling out. On the heels of Carlos Bernard's announced return as Tony comes news that Jean Smart (Designing Women) has been cast as the wife of dimwit-in-chief President Logan. Also, Variety reports that Connie Britton (Spin City) will fill the role of Kiefer Sutherland's new on-screen love interest (farewell, forever-sobbing Audrey!)and Brady Corbett (Mysterious Skin) will play her son.

Now I must say it--is losing Audrey such a bad thing? Not really from where I'm sitting. But I do hate to say it--Jack is starting to go through relationship faster than Captain Kirk...

posted by Michael at 8/01/2005 09:24:00 AM | |

Day one of the August Challenge and I have to admit I'm about to burst with things that made me happy this weekend to share. So, here are just a few.

In the same vein as the Michael is a book-a-holic last week. So, Saturday I'm at the library returning some books and I am broswing the Friends of the Library book table. Now, let me back up here..the week before I'd been at the book store and thought--you know, I bought a book a while ago and never got around to reading it, though I wanted to do so. During that time, well, let's just suffice it to say I couldn't get to the book and I figured it was worth $7 just to replace it. Well, I looked about at said bookstore for the book and couldn't find it...until Saturday when it's on the Friends of the Library table for sale for a whopping dime. So, I saved $6.90 plus the taxes..(Sorry Phil B!) Talk about cool!
Saturday evening, I went over to my sister's for dinner. I arrived after my parental units and my cousin (who I'd helped move a washer and dryer earlier in the day) and rang the doorbell. From inside I hear, "Michael is here" and then this loud scream of delight. I open the door, walk in and Davis, my nephew sees me. He smiles, shrieks in delight and runs up to hug me. Then he says, "Holdme" (it's all one word when he says it) and shoots out his arms. I pick him up and until he went to bed, he wanted no one else there but to be around his Uncle Michael.

posted by Michael at 8/01/2005 08:25:00 AM | |