Quick! We've all got to get to Kroger now and start buying up bread and milk because I heard on the news this morning we could have a possible winter storm sometime today, including slush, freezing rain and possibly snow! This can only mean one thing--we could all be home bound for days, thus necessitating that we'd need five loaves of bread and two gallons of milk each. Also, I think we need to stop by the video store and pick up at least 17 movies to watch while we're ice bound and can't leave the house!
The most efficient way to go about this would be to pool our resources. I'll go to Blockbuster and rent every new movie I can find as well as a few classics so we have a selection and choices. You go to Kroger and buy up as much milk and bread as you possibly can. Don't get distracted by silly things like soups or ice cream....dammit we need milk and bread!
Let's meet back at my place as soon as possible. We'll build a fire over which we could toast marshemellows if we hadn't spent all our cash on movies, bread and milk and huddle up for a serious Pauly Shore movie marathon.
posted by Michael Hickerson at 12/08/2005 07:12:00 AM |
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